LadyFunkenstein
Photoshopped
- Joined
- Jun 29, 2005
- Posts
- 33,342
Who Springs spiders on people like that? Fuck off.
The guy using a spider gif av is a fucking asshole
- Thread starter LadyFunkenstein
- Start date
RobDownSouth
BoycotDivestSanctio
- Joined
- Apr 13, 2002
- Posts
- 78,211
Happy Halloween to you too!
John Doe
Justified Snob
- Joined
- Mar 22, 2004
- Posts
- 54,121
IrezumiKiss
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Feb 11, 2007
- Posts
- 74,229
I don't hate on spiders because they trap and eat flying bugs. Outside of bees, which serve a benevolent purpose to the world's ecology, I hate flying bugs which are pestilence.
So, arachnids are my friends.
So, arachnids are my friends.
LadyFunkenstein
Photoshopped
- Joined
- Jun 29, 2005
- Posts
- 33,342
They freak me the fuck out. I don't even want to look at pictures of them. I truly have a phobia.
Mello_SixtyNine
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jan 1, 2014
- Posts
- 102,385
It was probably a really bad idea to point out your phobia...especially on these forums.
LadyFunkenstein
Photoshopped
- Joined
- Jun 29, 2005
- Posts
- 33,342
Why? Lit isn't that important to me, I can just as easily entertain myself elsewhere.
IrezumiKiss
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Feb 11, 2007
- Posts
- 74,229
I take it Spider-Man 2 wasn't a good date movie to take you to this summer, huh?
U
unregistered
Guest
John Doe
Justified Snob
- Joined
- Mar 22, 2004
- Posts
- 54,121
No, he doesn't and it's spelled Spider-Man.[/nerd]
LadyFunkenstein
Photoshopped
- Joined
- Jun 29, 2005
- Posts
- 33,342
I have never watched spiderman. And i left the theater during the horrible scene in LOTR, a few minutes before the spider arrived just to be on the safe side.
RobDownSouth
BoycotDivestSanctio
- Joined
- Apr 13, 2002
- Posts
- 78,211
Who was it earlier this summer who kept calling Deadpool "Spiderman"? Dooley Darter?
TwinkleStars
Keeper Of Cuteness
- Joined
- Aug 16, 2014
- Posts
- 7,745
IrezumiKiss
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Feb 11, 2007
- Posts
- 74,229
John Doe
Justified Snob
- Joined
- Mar 22, 2004
- Posts
- 54,121
I don't know. I wasn't here much this summer.
Mello_SixtyNine
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jan 1, 2014
- Posts
- 102,385
You have over 29,000 posts. There is a better than even chance that one day, someone will find your cold dead body slumped over your laptop; the cool light of the lit forums illuminating your motionless face.
Last edited:
doctor_insanus
Splendid Isolation
- Joined
- Feb 26, 2001
- Posts
- 10,904
Mello_SixtyNine
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jan 1, 2014
- Posts
- 102,385
I've got a feeling that you're not going to like my next story. The premise involves a spider bite and a lot of swelling.
I'm not making a joke at the expense of this thread. I really do have a story I'm currently writing called, "The Spider Bite". I'm at 6,109 words so far.
What are the chances of you giving it 5 stars?
I'm not making a joke at the expense of this thread. I really do have a story I'm currently writing called, "The Spider Bite". I'm at 6,109 words so far.
What are the chances of you giving it 5 stars?
Last edited:
thør
Karhu-er
- Joined
- May 29, 2002
- Posts
- 92,229
John Doe
Justified Snob
- Joined
- Mar 22, 2004
- Posts
- 54,121
That's not funny.
doctor_insanus
Splendid Isolation
- Joined
- Feb 26, 2001
- Posts
- 10,904
John Doe
Justified Snob
- Joined
- Mar 22, 2004
- Posts
- 54,121
Okay, that one is a little funny, but mostly because of the pokemanz looking on from the background.
Mello_SixtyNine
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jan 1, 2014
- Posts
- 102,385
I've got this image in my head of LadyFunkenstein
slowly rocking back and forth in the fetal position,
her eyes distant and glassy. Her broken laptop
slowly burns in the distance.
slowly rocking back and forth in the fetal position,
her eyes distant and glassy. Her broken laptop
slowly burns in the distance.
Mello_SixtyNine
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jan 1, 2014
- Posts
- 102,385
I read once that on average, you are approximately 3 feet away from a spider at any given moment.
Similar threads
