I want to hear YOUR voice!
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Skookle
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Men of Lit,
...show me how hard you can stub your toe.
PM me and let's get this started
Is this some slang I've never heard of before? Lol
Nope. I mean it very literally!
There probably are.
There are definitely guys who aren't reading the listing beyond, "I want to hear your voice!"
hardcollege4
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Honestly, I read it and considered it because you'd probably get a laugh out of it lol
Well hell, first you start a thread that leads to an education about Columbus and now reading comprehension. You should get a learning award.
That's what I'm saying.
highconcept
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Yes
But when I stub my toe it sounds like I'm having really dirty phone sex. It's a medical condition.
But when I stub my toe it sounds like I'm having really dirty phone sex. It's a medical condition.
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jmarx20102012
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Sounds like a hoot!
It's about damn time that someone recognized my general excellence!
hardcollege4
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Sooooo... you're still looking, not looking, maybe found someone, I should PM, I shouldn't PM. What's the status on this?
WhenInDoubtFuck
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Why not?
I have a google number for my safety too, and I'll probably only fake stubbing my toe (because I'm not an idiot either). But what else is there to do in the middle of a Wednesday afternoon? So if you want to call my concierge phone service with your fake number, and pretend to be entertained while I kick my boot into the desk and feign injury...sure, why not?
I have a google number for my safety too, and I'll probably only fake stubbing my toe (because I'm not an idiot either). But what else is there to do in the middle of a Wednesday afternoon? So if you want to call my concierge phone service with your fake number, and pretend to be entertained while I kick my boot into the desk and feign injury...sure, why not?
Oh gawd... and I didn't even mean to!
WiLordCadus
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Best post I've seen in awhile! Thank you for the laugh Ms Honey Badger. From a Wisconsin Badger.
Always good to see people who get that it's satirical!
WiLordCadus
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Almost want to ask how many real offers you got. But then I knew I didn't want to be that let down by all of mankind.
Oh, not TOO many, though more than responded to my other similar posts... despite that this one, I felt, was more obviously a joke than the others.
You're welcome. But I must tell you that you get my attention cos you have a super cute smile.
WiLordCadus
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The Hail post was also epic! Best part is the ones asking if real.
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