What's the biggest dick you have had? Did you enjoy it?

i've always only had the one dick.

its always there when i need it, so yes i like it.
 
He was an honest brute with a knack for pissing everyone off. He was the kind of guy that when he was not around, your friends asked you what the hell are you doing with him. He was good to me, for some reason I was his weak spot. I enjoyed him very much.
 
I haven't upgraded to a new, bigger one. I still use the original equipment dick I was born with. So I guess that's the biggest dick I have had in almost 1/2 a century. I wasn't always this big. It started smaller and grew over time. It works fine for me. I think it will be the only dick I will have. If it breaks I'll probably retire.
 
My wife has called me a huge dick before, and no . . . she didn't seem to be enjoying it at all.
 
He was an honest brute with a knack for pissing everyone off. He was the kind of guy that when he was not around, your friends asked you what the hell are you doing with him. He was good to me, for some reason I was his weak spot. I enjoyed him very much.

Your comment sounds like it would make a good poem.
 
I don't know, I don't have a carry a ruler with me. :)

You definitely should start doing that, otherwise how are you going to know what the biggest dick you've had is when random people on the internet ask you.
 
Originally Posted by eyer
little dick, big dick...

...little big dicks, both.


yo momma's!
 
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