Have you ever met someone

Have you ever met someone so stupid that it hurt listening to them?

  • No, never, I wear headphones that block stupid.

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  • Why do you think I'm in jail?

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  • No, I try to set my standards low.

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  • Total voters
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Yes and I try to avoid them where possible .
Sadly one is a nephew and I think he was dropped on his head when a baby .
 
The closest I've come to that is seeing Paris Hilton on TV. She ruins her looks by talking.
I do have to give her props on her dick sucking skills though.

I didn't think she was anymore vacuous than most. But I don't follow celebs.

Yes and I try to avoid them where possible .
Sadly one is a nephew and I think he was dropped on his head when a baby .
It's hard when it's family.
 
so stupid that it hurt listening to them?

I seem to run into incidents like this:

Went into Carl's junior for some coffee. Saw they had Cheese Danish in the display. I asked the clerk if they had Apple Danish. He says "We only sell American food. Do you want some French Toast?"

I stared at him for a few seconds, then turned and walked out. I don't want anyone that ignorant handling my food.
 
I seem to run into incidents like this:

Went into Carl's junior for some coffee. Saw they had Cheese Danish in the display. I asked the clerk if they had Apple Danish. He says "We only sell American food. Do you want some French Toast?"

I stared at him for a few seconds, then turned and walked out. I don't want anyone that ignorant handling my food.

That's terrifying.
 
I work retail, so I meet those people at least 5 times a week at work.
 
the dolf option shoulda been a straight dolf option. that way we never know if they're voting for me or voting me stupid. or both.
 
That's all I've had to deal with today. That fucking phone hasn't stopped ringing. And it's all the same question. "So I strait up lied to the government so they'd give me free medicine, in particular, free narcotics. They're not gonna be pissed about that when I come in to file my taxes, right? I mean, if they are you'll fix it, right?"

Fuck you, entire dumbass populace.
 
That's terrifying.

Another time I was looking for an old album at a music store, couldn't find it. So I asked the clerk if she could do a computer search on the inventory for Blood, Sweat & Tears. She asked "Is that one word or two?"

I went out to my truck to get some aspirin.
 
Yes. The lack of understanding of some voters worries me.

They vote without knowing what position they are voting for, and what the person elected would be responsible for, and then complain that the elected person can't help with a problem that is nothing to do with their office.

They ask the Member of Parliament about dog shit; the local councillor about Income Tax, and the Parish Councillor about the Nuclear Deterrent - and wonder why they don't get the answers they expect.
 
Yes. The lack of understanding of some voters worries me.

They vote without knowing what position they are voting for, and what the person elected would be responsible for, and then complain that the elected person can't help with a problem that is nothing to do with their office.

They ask the Member of Parliament about dog shit; the local councillor about Income Tax, and the Parish Councillor about the Nuclear Deterrent - and wonder why they don't get the answers they expect.

Or Amanda Bynes wanting the President to get her out of a speeding ticket....um, no, Amanda...just, no. I'm no fan of Obama, but he can't be blamed for what he couldn't do. Nor should he if he could.
 
People often assume that the state and local sales tax go to the Feds, and I shake my head on that one.
 
Yes. The lack of understanding of some voters worries me.

They vote without knowing what position they are voting for, and what the person elected would be responsible for, and then complain that the elected person can't help with a problem that is nothing to do with their office.

They ask the Member of Parliament about dog shit; the local councillor about Income Tax, and the Parish Councillor about the Nuclear Deterrent - and wonder why they don't get the answers they expect.

The City of Los Angeles regularly takes stands on International issues.

The voters aren't the only ones who are confused.
 
People often assume that the state and local sales tax go to the Feds, and I shake my head on that one.

I've never encountered that, but one that gets me on taxes is people don't know the difference, tax wise between a commonwealth and a capitalist state and get pissed when they're "taxed twice" because they work in Indiana (an assload of miners) and buy shit in Ky. They're like, "They already cut taxes outta my paycheck!"

Yeah, bitch. In a different fucking state. Pay your goddamn taxes to Ky.
 
Yes when Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, and Obama were elected, of course Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters hurt too.

You sure meet a lot of politicians. Are you the Capitol janitor or something?
 
I work retail, so I meet those people at least 5 times a week at work.

indeed

from the older lady customers who think it's shameful 'these girls are coming forward, after allll this time!, ruining the lives of people' they like to watch on the telly (the paedophile cases) to the blithe racists (of any gender) such as the man in the bank yesterday as i was banking the day's takings. there was a growing queue, only 2 tellers on, and one customer who happened to be black was trying to sort out some issue with his account. it clearly needed more tellers at the counter, but the bigot turned to me and smiled all conspiratorially as he whispered loudly '' there's too many immigrants over 'ere, causing queues, can't speak bluddy english''. i leaned towards him and smiled as i whispered back ''you vote UKIP, don't you, you ignorant fuck?'', turned my backon him and went to be served. i absolutely hate it when the bigots and ignorant bastards seem to imagine i'll be on board with their p.o.v. :mad:
 
indeed

from the older lady customers who think it's shameful 'these girls are coming forward, after allll this time!, ruining the lives of people' they like to watch on the telly (the paedophile cases) to the blithe racists (of any gender) such as the man in the bank yesterday as i was banking the day's takings. there was a growing queue, only 2 tellers on, and one customer who happened to be black was trying to sort out some issue with his account. it clearly needed more tellers at the counter, but the bigot turned to me and smiled all conspiratorially as he whispered loudly '' there's too many immigrants over 'ere, causing queues, can't speak bluddy english''. i leaned towards him and smiled as i whispered back ''you vote UKIP, don't you, you ignorant fuck?'', turned my backon him and went to be served. i absolutely hate it when the bigots and ignorant bastards seem to imagine i'll be on board with their p.o.v. :mad:

Very well said.
 
the dolf option shoulda been a straight dolf option. that way we never know if they're voting for me or voting me stupid. or both.

I will do as you request next time. But if they vote for you being stupid, I'd say they aren't bright.
 
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