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brianna24
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itsstillme
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Fascinating
straypuss
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and so delicately phrased.
Collar_N_Cuffs
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I call bullshit 
BiBunny
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Sometimes, when I'm not at my best, I wonder why I continue to come here.
Then, I remember it's because every single one of you is a glorious asshole, and it's the only place where my own personal level of dickishness doesn't stand out unnecessarily.
Then, I remember it's because every single one of you is a glorious asshole, and it's the only place where my own personal level of dickishness doesn't stand out unnecessarily.
straypuss
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speechlessness? I thought luminiferous aether or the music of the spheres, but then I'm a hopeless romantic with a half full glass.
IrisAlthea
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Sometimes, when I'm not at my best, I wonder why I continue to come here.
Then, I remember it's because every single one of you is a glorious asshole, and it's the only place where my own personal level of dickishness doesn't stand out unnecessarily.
Also, we'd be lost without you!
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Sweetdaisymae
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Daisy is reflecting in the glory of her asshole and is wondering why suddenly she is speaking in the third person.
Que
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I have found the truest measure of intelligence is the degree to which the other person agrees with me.I completely agree...
I get that a lot.
Wordsmithing is my passion
Opinions do vary. I like Brianna24's opinion better.I call bullshit
That's delicately phrased balderdash to you, ma'am.And I raise you a balderdash.
Lawlz
Only speechless in this plane of existance, and only at that instant in the time-space contiuum.
Always best not to stand out unnecessarily.Sometimes, when I'm not at my best, I wonder why I continue to come here.
Then, I remember it's because every single one of you is a glorious asshole, and it's the only place where my own personal level of dickishness doesn't stand out unnecessarily.
A thread about nothing. (Apologies to Jerry Seinfeld)It's not dickishness so much as we're all able to make entertainment from nothing and hate to see a good opportunity for fun go to waste!
A glass 1/2 full of poisonous acid is still caustic, I always say.
Quietly backs away in third person narrator, leaving Daisy to contemplate her tender rosebud.
Collar_N_Cuffs
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Kalamain
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How flexible must one be to reflect in the glory of their own asshole?
None relevant ... 2 mirrors and trigonometry
straypuss
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What do you need the trigonometry for and I can manage with one mirror if I sit upon it. Looks very rude by the way.
Kalamain
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Never considered straddling a mirror before. But then I like taking in the buttocks as well if I am going to look anyway.
And while I can't comment on your asshole, mine isn't so bad.
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You just spewed some of your phlegm on my monitor. I am not amused.
midwestyankee
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How flexible must one be to reflect in the glory of their own asshole?
Depends on how flexible he, one's asshole, is, don't you think?
Sweetdaisymae
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I tend towards the one mirror method and lots of twisting, similar to when I am inspecting my stripes
straypuss
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Sweetdaisymae try one of those shaving mirrors that spins around and magnifies on one side if you want a real treat or fright. Not sure about the stripes with that mirror, not something I have ever experimented with.
with that mirror, not something I have ever experimented with.I tend towards the one mirror method and lots of twisting, similar to when I am inspecting my stripes
