Ladies: Have you ever masturbated at your place of work?

[duranman]

I know this happens fairly frequently, invariably in the 'Ladies' but sometimes discreetly at a desk. Anecdotes?...

 

[Fata Morgana]

Yes. But I was under instruction.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I'm doing it right now.

 

[duranman]

Thirty years ago I worked for a huge company in London (actually an American outfit but that's irrelevant). In those days the ubiquitous staff canteen was present and as a young man I eventually got intimate with quite a few of with the restaurant staff, who were all women. One of the older ladies told me to go to the Ladies loos when they'd all gone home for a shock. Well every cubicle, there must have been 15, all had pictures of well endowed men or their backsides. More shocking (remember this was a long time ago) this 'Sheila' told me that in cubicle 4, there was a vibrator hidden above the flush. They apparently had the equivalent of a 'Women's wank club', with a library of 'For Women' and the like magazines. Most were middle aged and married, often fantasizing over young guys who worked there. Of course we shagged them as well, but I'll never forget those dirty bitches...

Since of course I hear of it all the time. Many ladies enjoying an orgasm when everyone in sight is oblivious. I just wondered about your candid stories?..

 

[Magnetron]

Ewwww.

Nothing screams I'm fuckworthy like the guy who admits to shoving his dinkus in the same places previously occupied by a community vibrator stored in a toilet tank.

 

[duranman]

Ewwww.

Nothing screams I'm fuckworthy like the guy who admits to shoving his dinkus in the same places previously occupied by a community vibrator stored in a toilet tank.

Oh I was young and foolish and dare I say used and abused, so I'm sure you'll forgive me.

Hey, is that spunker on your Avatar you?.....

 

[missgreekgeek]

I work in a Catholic School. So that would be a no.
Although quite naughty.