Rule 34 Challenge

[LadyFunkenstein]

A couple of weeks ago, I was out drinking at my local saloon with a older fellow who has a thing for me. When the Giants game came on, a dwarf walked into the bar and sat next to me.

I totally wanted to bang him. (Dinklage effect?) Handsome face, good masculine vibe. If I were alone I would have talked to him, but when I'm out with a guy who is buying me drinks he gets my full attention so I said nothing to the little dude.

Instead I went home later to masturbate.

I needed porn though. Masturbation without porn only excites me when I am reliving an event. Hell, I occasionally dust off 20 year old memories. (Ah, nothing like the classics....) For reasons unknown to me, gay porn is what I watch 90% of the time. So I set out to find gay dwarves fucking each other in the ass. Or even a dwarf fucking a regular sized man, or vice versa. I found nothing!

Rule 34 Challenge: find me a gay dwarf video

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

That's funny. I the news today there was a little something about a man upset with the birth of his baby.

Turns out that on the eve of his wedding his bride slept with a midget stripper...

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

A couple of weeks ago, I was out drinking at my local saloon with a older fellow who has a thing for me. When the Giants game came on, a dwarf walked into the bar and sat next to me.

I totally wanted to bang him. (Dinklage effect?) Handsome face, good masculine vibe. If I were alone I would have talked to him, but when I'm out with a guy who is buying me drinks he gets my full attention so I said nothing to the little dude.

Instead I went home later to masturbate.

I needed porn though. Masturbation without porn only excites me when I am reliving an event. Hell, I occasionally dust off 20 year old memories. (Ah, nothing like the classics....) For reasons unknown to me, gay porn is what I watch 90% of the time. So I set out to find gay dwarves fucking each other in the ass. Or even a dwarf fucking a regular sized man, or vice versa. I found nothing!

Rule 34 Challenge: find me a gay dwarf video

are dwarves Giants fans bro?

Stew

 

[neci]

http://www.pornosexxxtits.com/content/49903/snow-white-and-the-seven-dwarfs-xxx-online.html?wmid=2&sid=0

way too easy.

 

[unregistered]

 

[neci]

http://www.boyfriendtv.com/videos/160260/midget-gets-fucked-in-doggy-style.html?utm_source=awn&utm_medium=tgp&utm_campaign=cpc

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

http://www.pornosexxxtits.com/content/49903/snow-white-and-the-seven-dwarfs-xxx-online.html?wmid=2&sid=0

way too easy.

Those are regular dudes! Where are the actual dwarves?

 

[neci]

Those are regular dudes! Where are the actual dwarves?

next link has a shortie.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

http://www.boyfriendtv.com/videos/160260/midget-gets-fucked-in-doggy-style.html?utm_source=awn&utm_medium=tgp&utm_campaign=cpc

That guy doesn't look like he has dwarfism and is simply short.

That said, kudos for finding a video in which the guy is too heinous looking even for me. (I usually prefer ugly people in porn but holy shit... )

 

[neci]

http://www.boyfriendtv.com/videos/87650/small-dwarf-guy-sucks-straight-dick-in-the-back-of-a-van.html?utm_source=awn&utm_medium=tgp&utm_campaign=cpc

the best i can find.

 

[neci]

That guy doesn't look like he has dwarfism and is simply short.

That said, kudos for finding a video in which the guy is too heinous looking even for me. (I usually prefer ugly people in porn but holy shit... )

any time!

 

[neci]

http://www.pornerbros.com/159707/two-hot-gay-friends-making-love-in-the-room.html?wmid=324&sid=0

this claims to be gay gangsta midget porn, but there are no true body shots. most likely short dudes.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

http://www.boyfriendtv.com/videos/87650/small-dwarf-guy-sucks-straight-dick-in-the-back-of-a-van.html?utm_source=awn&utm_medium=tgp&utm_campaign=cpc

the best i can find.

I've seen that, it's pretty funny. I also thought those bait n switch vids were fake, but that one seems real.

 

[rosco rathbone]

kinky.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

‘More often than not it's a joke thing and the women are very shy and don't even want you to touch them. You often go along with a normal stripper who blindfolds the woman and then you take his place and pretend it's him that's still dancing.

'You take the blindfold off, congratulate her and go. At most you sometimes get asked to stay behind and have your picture taken with the bride-to-be. I'm astonished at the idea someone's fallen pregnant like this and the woman has managed to keep it a secret even from her closest friends.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...r-hen-night-husband-realises-gives-birth.html

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...r-hen-night-husband-realises-gives-birth.html

Needs better pictures! I want to see him... and her!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Needs better pictures! I want to see him... and her!

I have to admit, there is a bit of a car-wreck kinda curiosity in a story like that.

 

[Kalamain]

http://www.boygaytwink.com/midget-fucking-584275.html

Lesbians are still counted as gay...Right?

 

[Que]

A couple of weeks ago, I was out drinking at my local saloon with a older fellow who has a thing for me. When the Giants game came on, a dwarf walked into the bar and sat next to me.

I totally wanted to bang him. (Dinklage effect?) Handsome face, good masculine vibe. If I were alone I would have talked to him, but when I'm out with a guy who is buying me drinks he gets my full attention so I said nothing to the little dude.

Instead I went home later to masturbate.

I needed porn though. Masturbation without porn only excites me when I am reliving an event. Hell, I occasionally dust off 20 year old memories. (Ah, nothing like the classics....) For reasons unknown to me, gay porn is what I watch 90% of the time. So I set out to find gay dwarves fucking each other in the ass. Or even a dwarf fucking a regular sized man, or vice versa. I found nothing!

Rule 34 Challenge: find me a gay dwarf video

This has me laughing tears. Here's this guy, definitely noticed you, possibly felt a vibe, possibly not. Lets assume he is straight and its a fair assumption he occasionally does "check-a-box" duty. (I serve, on occasion, the "little, old bald guy" box, so I can relate)

Can you imagine the conflict if he realized you wanted to engage in acts of laciviositude*with him in a heterosexual fashion, but went home looking for guys to imagine him fucking or in the alternative: him being fucked by.

On the other hand, maybe he is gay or bi and would be amenable to you watching.

I am trying to think if I ever had my mind wander from the fantasy of a random girl servicing me, to the fantasy of her serving a chick.

Hmmm.

I actually think I did use to. My ex and I used to pick out girls for each-other. It became a habit. So would routinely imagine random girls in "our" bed rather than "my" bed.

*Yeah I made it up. I decided my vocabulary could use some infill.

 

[Que]

That's funny. I the news today there was a little something about a man upset with the birth of his baby.

Turns out that on the eve of his wedding his bride slept with a midget stripper...

I shoulda started smoking in junior high. Little people are defined as anyone younger than 4'10". I was 4'11" entering high school. I was supposed to be my dad's height eventually so I minded my nutrition and hoped for a growth spurt. Didn't happen till late my junior year and disappointingly, it was all torso. I was a leggy little dwarf once upon a time. I gained nine inches but only two in my inseam. (and another 6" in the size of my internet cock, of course.)

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

http://www.boygaytwink.com/midget-fucking-584275.html

Lesbians are still counted as gay...Right?

Negative.

Tons of that stuff out there, it does nothing for my cause.

 

[Aphro]

What are you doing for the long weekend?

Oops!

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

This has me laughing tears. Here's this guy, definitely noticed you, possibly felt a vibe, possibly not. Lets assume he is straight and its a fair assumption he occasionally does "check-a-box" duty. (I serve, on occasion, the "little, old bald guy" box, so I can relate)

Can you imagine the conflict if he realized you wanted to engage in acts of laciviositude*with him in a heterosexual fashion, but went home looking for guys to imagine him fucking or in the alternative: him being fucked by.

On the other hand, maybe he is gay or bi and would be amenable to you watching.

I am trying to think if I ever had my mind wander from the fantasy of a random girl servicing me, to the fantasy of her serving a chick.

Hmmm.

I actually think I did use to. My ex and I used to pick out girls for each-other. It became a habit. So would routinely imagine random girls in "our" bed rather than "my" bed.

*Yeah I made it up. I decided my vocabulary could use some infill.

To be clear, I would not think of the very man I want to fuck in a gay sex scenario. That would be a total turn off. Now that I think of it, there is very little cross over between my sex life and fantasy life. I am not sure of why that is.

 

[Que]

To be clear, I would not think of the very man I want to fuck in a gay sex scenario. That would be a total turn off. Now that I think of it, there is very little cross over between my sex life and fantasy life. I am not sure of why that is.

That sounds curious, but it actually makes sense.

Probably some sort of weird catharsis for me but at the very moment when cuckolding held zero appeal for me, I authored a fairly successful fictional blog on the subject. So I get it.

Also, my ex was the "cool mom" so it is not that unusual that she once had a conversation regarding the appeal of lesbian porn with "the dudes" as my oldest and his friends came to be known. My son's response to her query "Why are guys so into it?" was prescient, "'Cause there are two sets of everything we like and none of what we don't"