petition: mr j savage should fly to britland and woo the fair fata.

should mr j savage persue ms fata?


  • Total voters
    23
If it's the real thing; could always each throw £5 towards his flight.

It will be with the American equivalent of Ryanair but it could get him over.
 
If it's the real thing; could always each throw £5 towards his flight.

It will be with the American equivalent of Ryanair but it could get him over.

Maybe we only pay two and a half and drop him off half way?
 
I hear she hits her knees pretty fast if you play Piano Man for her.
 
I'm not convinced that fair Fata could handle SavageJohnnySavage's famous "200 pounds of pink steel and sex appeal"....
 
I think he'll scrub up nicely, as long as he leaves his crocs at home.
and her expectations will be low due to daily doses of phil the cunt.
 
I think he'll scrub up nicely, as long as he leaves his crocs at home.
and her expectations will be low due to daily doses of phil the cunt.

They'd love me in Britistan with my crocs and interesting stories.
 
They'd love me in Britistan with my crocs and interesting stories.
you have money so we'll label you eccentric.
...it's like being a weirdo, except that people like you.

if you get a snog then you owe me a g&t.
 
you have money so we'll label you eccentric.
...it's like being a weirdo, except that people like you.

if you get a snog then you owe me a g&t.

IF he gets a snog?
if we're flying our esteemed ambassador out there it better be a sure thing!
 
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