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If the people in horror movies listened to me they would still be alive

There is a commercial currently running here in which the basic line is, "In horror movies, people make bad decisions. It's what they do."
 
JtohisPB said:
I was going to say that! Those commercials are so funny. I saw one last night in which a group of teens/young adults are running from some unseen baddie. They see a car that is running and the lights are on, but opt to hide in a shed or barn behind a wall of chainsaws. *giggles*
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I like the look of the guy standing behind them.

It screams, too stupid to kill...

:D :D :D

Too easy.
 
i'd like to think i could survive a horror movie, but lately it seems like only the tough, hit chicks live to see sunlight the next day.
guys in horror movies are usually screwed. :(
 
pete said:
i'd like to think i could survive a horror movie, but lately it seems like only the tough, hit chicks live to see sunlight the next day.
guys in horror movies are usually screwed. :(
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Are you saying that art imitates life?

;) ;)
 
Phone Voice: What's your favorite scary movie?
Randy: Showgirls. Absolutely frightening. What's yours?
:D
 
kbate said:
You're that annoying bitch who yelled out, "don't look in the closet," aren't you? I hate annoying bitches who yell out obvious advice at the movies.
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You love annoyingly cute bitches like me. Me especially.

I wouldn't say "Don't look in the closet" - pfft. Only an asshole would say that.

I would probably say, "Of course you would look in the closet where death is more than likely to occur you stupid c word."
 
kbate said:
You're that annoying bitch who yelled out, "don't look in the closet," aren't you? I hate annoying bitches who yell out obvious advice at the movies.
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ha, i take it you've never been to an inner-city movie theater? :)
 
I'm a huge fraidy cat to be honest. I try to watch horror movies but I get scared. I curl up and hide under the blanket and peep at the television through a tiny hole.

I tried to watch The Descent on the SBS the other night, but I got too scared and had to change the channel when they found the cave.

The dumb shit decisions people make in horror flicks do not help at all.
 
girlsmiley said:
I'm a huge fraidy cat to be honest. I try to watch horror movies but I get scared. I curl up and hide under the blanket and peep at the television through a tiny hole.

I tried to watch The Descent on the SBS the other night, but I got too scared and had to change the channel when they found the cave.

The dumb shit decisions people make in horror flicks do not help at all.
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The Descent is brilliant.

I'm fucking full of it. Love horror movies and scary books, stayed at my mate's new old gaff at the weekend. It's a 16th century manor house with a chequered haunted history. I was sleeping in the oldest part on my own and was shitting it!
 
So I fucking love horror movies, and I was taken by surprise by this movie I can't remember the name of, because the protagonist was fucking intelligent. It starts out that she's at her boyfriend's parent's house with his family for... some reason that I wasn't paying attention to because I was making out in a dark theater because I'm apparently 14. And then these movie killers with animal masks break in and she's like, "Ok, we got no phone signal and they fucked up the landline so ima send my man out to call the cops. You, siblings, get me some wood and nails and help me put them under the windows. Does anybody have a gun? How do you not have guns? You seem to be conservative rich people. Whatever. Get knives."

And she lives. And it was completely unexpected because every time you expected her to do something stupid, she instead did something a sensible person would do.

She's like, "Seriously guys, I found an axe. We're good."
 
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CandiCame said:
So I fucking love horror movies, and I was taken by surprise by this movie I can't remember the name of, because the protagonist was fucking intelligent. It starts out that she's at her boyfriend's parent's house with his family for... some reason that I wasn't paying attention to because I was making out in a dark theater because I'm apparently 14. And then these movie killers with animal masks break in and she's like, "Ok, we got no phone signal and they fucked up the landline so ima send my man out to call the cops. You, siblings, get me some wood and nails and help me put them under the windows. Does anybody have a gun? How do you not have guns? You seem to be conservative rich people. Whatever. Get knives."

And she lives. And it was completely unexpected because every time you expected her to do something stupid, she instead did something a sensible person would do.

She's like, "Seriously guys, I found an axe. We're good."
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Was it You're Next? She was a great character.
 
Fata Morgana said:
Was it You're Next? She was a great character.
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Yeah, I went to that movie to sit in the dark and make out, not to get sucked in to good storytelling! It was billed weird and having a protagonist with common sense blew my fucking mind.
 
The first 30 minutes of jeepers creepers was quality.

The guy in all black dropping the object in sheets down that pipe at an abandoned church then turning toward the car as they pass. Great scene and had a tonne of potential.

Was all downhill from there though.

I'm not sure it's regarded as a horror but roadkill is a brilliant movie. It's had its name changed now, it had paul walker in.
 
Fata Morgana said:
The Descent is brilliant.

I'm fucking full of it. Love horror movies and scary books, stayed at my mate's new old gaff at the weekend. It's a 16th century manor house with a chequered haunted history. I was sleeping in the oldest part on my own and was shitting it!
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Fata have you read this? If not, put it on your list. This has nothing to do with the movie The Descent.

The Descent by Jeff Long

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/85/The_Descent_by_Jeff_Long%2C_book_cover.jpg
 
Fata Morgana said:
The Descent is brilliant.

I'm fucking full of it. Love horror movies and scary books, stayed at my mate's new old gaff at the weekend. It's a 16th century manor house with a chequered haunted history. I was sleeping in the oldest part on my own and was shitting it!
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My internet keeps dying, sorry.

I can't do horrors any more. My nerves. My heart beats faster and I start squeezing things. It's weird because I want to watch, but know if I do I will regret it later.

Bad experiences with horror movies.

I saw Paranormal Activity a few years ago. I knew I shouldn't but watched it anyway because dumbass. So for pretty much every night for about two weeks I was wide awake in the middle of the night and shitting it.

I know it's silly, but I was scared that something was in my room and that it was going to drag me out of my bed.

And I didn't want to wake the dragon so I would try to think about other things and go back to sleep. It would work for me sometimes, but on bad nights when I was crying or close to, I would wake her up and ask her to talk to me.

So yeah. No more horrors for me.

You are so awesome and brave, cunt.
 
That BBC show Ghost Hunters although fake was always entertaining. One episode went too far when Derek intimated a Ghost tried to sodomize him. Wishful thinking? *laughing*
 
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