Baby girl wants to play dirty games with daddy

I have repeatedly asked you not to eat on the Parcheesi board.

Now, go get a damp cloth and wipe that down, young lady!
 
Not true! Not all truckies are fat!

My bad. I will qualify my earlier remarks.

...potentially fat or slim and/or hairy-arsed middle-aged or possibly older male specimen who could identify as a truckie, potato farmer from Idaho, any other vocation with a day off to spare or indeed even Pat the Pastor from Perth...:D
 
That's all right. As long as he's willing to pretend to be a woman, I'm willing to pretend to fuck him.
 
Standards? We're on an internet erotic site! if it weren't for low standards, we'd have none at all!
 
Is this really a man?

Two days ago the same person posted an ad wanting to play with girls, still no profile info or previous posts...come on. I know I know, its the internet, and the person could even be a bi girl. But in all probability, its a bloke who is having you on :rolleyes:
 
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