The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection

[kbate]

by continuously acknowledging his existence you only encourage him to keep breathing, fata.

I would not feed this to my hounds.

 

[dolf]

You give lessons as well?

It's hard to believe that I'm the nicest one in this lot.

etc

 

[dolf]

I would not feed this to my hounds.

i would feed it to a wood chipper

 

[Killswitch]

i would feed it to a wood chipper

After the rat poison I presume.

 

[Laurel]

But I can do a mean Irish Dance.

Yaaay.

It's hard to believe that I'm the nicest one in this lot.

Very hard.

Very, very hard.

*nods*

*nods some more*

 

[Laurel]

I'm ashamed of how much I enjoy it when Fata gets bitchy.

 

[Fata Morgana]

nursemaids? like... lactation porn

here's hoping she's lactose intolerant. i'll deep-heat the loo roll

No that's a wetnurse innit?

Whilst she's laid up we need to re train her beagles to love foxes. That'll annoy her. And switch her saddlesoap and moisturiser round.

 

[Laurel]

You girls are mean.

*faps*

Please don't stop.

 

[Equinoxe]

And now I forgot what I was going to say.

You know that if it was legal, I'd proudly be fed to my hounds as flesh upon my death. I just can't imagine the kennel-huntsman feeling too good about dressing that meal for them; maybe I should be a bigger bitch to him?

Oh, you need to hire a rogyapa. It's usually wild birds of prey with them, but beagles is close enough to eagles, and eagles are close enough to vultures.

 

[kbate]

I'm ashamed of how much I enjoy it when Fata gets bitchy.

When she gets bitchy????????? When???????

 

[JohnnySavage]

I really stink today, but because of my enervation I don't really care.

 

[phantom4533]

I really stink today, but because of my enervation I don't really care.

Still in shock over last nights game?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Still in shock over last nights game?

Nah, I'm a Washington sports fan. I always expect to be disappointed.

Hell, the local sports broadcasters are bragging over how great the Skins played against the Seahawks. No one cares that they actually lost.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Friday last, I had a meeting with a lawyer from Texas. Ever since I've been thinking (just in the back of my mind (that's where I mull things over)) about how stupid those bolo ties are. I mean, what's the point... it's a string.

But then I started thinking about how stupid ties are, in general.

George Washington never wore a tie. He did wear a wig though, so maybe a tie isn't so bad. I wore a suit and tie every work day for 20 years. for the past 5 or so years though I gave em up. Now when I have to get prettied up and put on a tie it's a real chore.

I'm looking forward to the future where we all wear those one-piece stretchy jumpers made out of silvery material. My package would look huge in those.

 

[phantom4533]

Friday last, I had a meeting with a lawyer from Texas. Ever since I've been thinking (just in the back of my mind (that's where I mull things over)) about how stupid those bolo ties are. I mean, what's the point... it's a string.

But then I started thinking about how stupid ties are, in general.

George Washington never wore a tie. He did wear a wig though, so maybe a tie isn't so bad. I wore a suit and tie every work day for 20 years. for the past 5 or so years though I gave em up. Now when I have to get prettied up and put on a tie it's a real chore.

I'm looking forward to the future where we all wear those one-piece stretchy jumpers made out of silvery material. My package would look huge in those.

They wear those ties in case they break a shoe lace.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Striking again next Tuesday. EVERYBODY OUT!

 

[butters]

really looking forward to seeing cumberbatch as turing in 'the imitation game' - premier's tonight in london but i'll have to wait till general release. fab actors, supposedly a great script... fantastic.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Imitation_Game

 

[Wings]

I've been in such a funk and my mood has been so horrible but this afternoon just turned it around.



I keep blaming the moon but seriously, I'm pretty sure I'm surrounded by assholes.

 

[pointless]

holy shit do i hate changing browsers.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I sincerely hope that a sanitized version will not be released in the USA. Then, again the lowest common denomination would not be interested....

 

[Fata Morgana]

I've been in such a funk and my mood has been so horrible but this afternoon just turned it around.



I keep blaming the moon but seriously, I'm pretty sure I'm surrounded by assholes.

It's the latter for sure. I often think I'm pre-menstrual at work then look at all the imbeciles around me and realise it's not my cunt, but the cunts that's the problem.

 

[Wings]

It's the latter for sure. I often think I'm pre-menstrual at work then look at all the imbeciles around me and realise it's not my cunt, but the cunts that's the problem.

Ugh. that's just the worst.

 

[islandman]

Michael Fatley is a tool and that whole jigaboo United Kingdom tapdance thing is annoying as fuck.

In case people think the old killy is gone.

Nice job, asshole.

 

[pointless]

In case people think the old killy is gone.

Nice job, asshole.

perhaps he doesn't know what jigaboo actually means. he can be quite thick. also, that really doesn't make any damned sense.

 

[Disgustipated]

In case people think the old killy is gone.

Nice job, asshole.

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