The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection

[pete]

I'm thinking about getting a job. It's been seven years since I've had a paycheck; two years since I've had an office. I'm kinda bored and lethargic.

I'll be 51 in a month and it's time I did something with my life.

so travel.

i hear london's nice.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I'm thinking about getting a job. It's been seven years since I've had a paycheck; two years since I've had an office. I'm kinda bored and lethargic.

I'll be 51 in a month and it's time I did something with my life.

Sweet Babby Jeebus, I had you figured for 65, minimum.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Dayum, a rare "thanks but no thanks" shoot down on OK Cupid this morning.

My poor fragile masculine ego!

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm just a young man, trying to find his way in this world.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I'm just a young man, trying to find his way in this world.

♫♫ He's just a poor man, from a poor family.... ♫♫

 

[Learnsmith]

Can I just say that Wat Tyler's way of spamming porn into contentious political threads is just the levity we need? I vote the man be canonized.

 

[dolf]

Can I just say that Wat Tyler's way of spamming porn into contentious political threads is just the levity we need? I vote the man be canonized.

good porn at that.

 

[Learnsmith]

good porn at that.

It could be furry futanari and I'd be thankful for the distraction. The fact that it's porn actually worth fapping to is just gravy.

 

[yossi]

I want breakfast but I don't feel like making it. Lazy.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Every time I hear or read the word 'nigger' it always makes me think of candy, not a mean word.

"Try some chocolatey marshmallow Niggers today!"

http://www.kerstmanpak.nl/afbeeldingen/negerzoenen_big.jpg

 

[pete]

I want breakfast but I don't feel like making it. Lazy.

i feel blessed to work next to a belgian restaurant, they make THE best waffles.

sorry yoss. if i could i'd whip you up an omelet.

 

[yossi]

i feel blessed to work next to a belgian restaurant, they make THE best waffles.

sorry yoss. if i could i'd whip you up an omelet.

Very sweet. I'll get up off my derriere soon and grab something.

 

[pete]

Very sweet. I'll get up off my derriere soon and grab something.

not working today?

 

[kbate]

Broken Leg - Day Two Diary:

Cannot take this much longer, out of movies, newspaper finished, can't get up stairs to library to get book, kindle completely discharged, haven't eaten anything.

cabin fever setting in, may have to kill and eat SO in order to survive.

was better yesterday when it was raining.

 

[Laurel]

I'm thinking about getting a job. It's been seven years since I've had a paycheck; two years since I've had an office. I'm kinda bored and lethargic.

I'll be 51 in a month and it's time I did something with my life.

so travel.

i hear london's nice.

Do it do it.

Better yet, find somewhere cool and outside and different from where you live now and live there for a while. Make lots of mistakes trying to navigate a foreign culture. Get tittered at for trying to make change in a strange currency. Eat weird food - some of which will be a mistake, but some of it will be your new favorite thing. Mangle a language other than English. Meet and befriend people who grew up totally different from you. Maybe meet a woman who'll change your life. Have horrible days when you cry and want to go home. Have the best days of your life in a new and crazy environment. Live life, all of it - the highs and lows and middles.

Life's too short to sit around. Drive fast, take chances.

 

[yossi]

not working today?

Off all week. Woohoo!

 

[pete]

Broken Leg - Day Two Diary:

Cannot take this much longer, out of movies, newspaper finished, can't get up stairs to library to get book, kindle completely discharged, haven't eaten anything.

cabin fever setting in, may have to kill and eat SO in order to survive.

was better yesterday when it was raining.

clearly your SO is failing at the whole TLC thing.
i could send you my spare copies of "zack & miri" or "tropic thunder" movies, would that help?

 

[dolf]

Do it do it.

Better yet, find somewhere cool and outside and different from where you live now and live there for a while. Make lots of mistakes trying to navigate a foreign culture. Get tittered at for trying to make change in a strange currency. Eat weird food - some of which will be a mistake, but some of it will be your new favorite thing. Mangle a language other than English. Meet and befriend people who grew up totally different from you. Maybe meet a woman who'll change your life. Have horrible days when you cry and want to go home. Have the best days of your life in a new and crazy environment. Live life, all of it - the highs and lows and middles.

Life's too short to sit around. Drive fast, take chances.

he needs to visit britland and find himself a cheese expert.

 

[pete]

Off all week. Woohoo!

damn, i'm jelly.

but yay for you.

 

[kbate]

clearly your SO is failing at the whole TLC thing.
i could send you my spare copies of "zack & miri" or "tropic thunder" movies, would that help?

I will shoot any delivery man who approaches my door carrying 'tropic thunder'.

my SO is pissed that I got hurt and believes suffering is my just penance.

 

[Adre]

Do it do it.

Better yet, find somewhere cool and outside and different from where you live now and live there for a while. Make lots of mistakes trying to navigate a foreign culture. Get tittered at for trying to make change in a strange currency. Eat weird food - some of which will be a mistake, but some of it will be your new favorite thing. Mangle a language other than English. Meet and befriend people who grew up totally different from you. Maybe meet a woman who'll change your life. Have horrible days when you cry and want to go home. Have the best days of your life in a new and crazy environment. Live life, all of it - the highs and lows and middles.

Life's too short to sit around. Drive fast, take chances.

Nice. Very nice.

 

[kbate]

Do it do it.

Better yet, find somewhere cool and outside and different from where you live now and live there for a while. Make lots of mistakes trying to navigate a foreign culture. Get tittered at for trying to make change in a strange currency. Eat weird food - some of which will be a mistake, but some of it will be your new favorite thing. Mangle a language other than English. Meet and befriend people who grew up totally different from you. Maybe meet a woman who'll change your life. Have horrible days when you cry and want to go home. Have the best days of your life in a new and crazy environment. Live life, all of it - the highs and lows and middles.

Life's too short to sit around. Drive fast, take chances.

Much easier typed than lived.

 

[pete]

I will shoot any delivery man who approaches my door carrying 'tropic thunder'.

methinks it were actually your funny bone what was broken.

 

[Adre]

Much easier typed than lived.

As are most worthwhile things.

 

[Noor]

Dayum, a rare "thanks but no thanks" shoot down on OK Cupid this morning.

My poor fragile masculine ego!

Wait, what happened to the girlfriend?