Very intresting,

[Hertoyofjoy]

I'm knew here and was looking for the limit as fast as possible , so there is a limit to what story ideas people can post I knew I could find it with very little smut funny you approve of some of the things on here and my innocent story scares you sry if it offended you it was a test of how easy people can be judgmental. Carry on.

 

[pete]

I'm knew ...

*stopped reading*

 

[Equinoxe]

*stopped reading*

Don't be so hard on him—his first language is Aramaic.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

I'm knew here and was looking for the limit as fast as possible , so there is a limit to what story ideas people can post I knew I could find it with very little smut funny you approve of some of the things on here and my innocent story scares you sry if it offended you it was a test of how easy people can be judgmental. Carry on.

how you is bro?

Stew

 

[Brollyanna]

I'm knew I could find it was possible can be judgmental. Carry innocental. Carry scares you sry on here and it with very limit with very ideas looking,
I'm knew I could find my innocental. Carry limit of things on.

Very on here and my if it of how easy people , some of some of how easy people can be judgmental. Carry ideas a limit to what story on.

Very on here and it as post of some of the things on.

Very on here and my innocent story little can be judgment story limit with very innocental.

FYP YW

 

[pete]

Don't be so hard on him—his first language is Aramaic.

its a pet peeve, hard to shake.

and not for nothing, but english was Conrad's third language and he wrote beautifully well.

 

[pete]

FYP YW

haha, brilliant!!!

 

[Equinoxe]

its a pet peeve, hard to shake.

and not for nothing, but english was Conrad's third language and he wrote beautifully well.

Well, now, you've ruined my joke. (Read his profile.)

[And I know—amazing, isn't it? English wasn't Nabokov's first language, either.]

 

[pete]

Well, now, you've ruined my joke. (Read his profile.)

[And I know—amazing, isn't it? English wasn't Nabokov's first language, either.]

aaaah, i gotcha. you made a nice jeebus reference and i botched it, sorry.

i have yet to break into either of the two nabakov books i own... maybe this is the year

 

[Noor]

Don't be so hard on him—his first language is Aramaic.

אפשר היה לחשוב הדקדוק שלו יהיה טוב יותר

 

[Noor]

aaaah, i gotcha. you made a nice jeebus reference and i botched it, sorry.

i have yet to break into either of the two nabakov books i own... maybe this is the year

You haven't read Lolita?

 

[pete]

You haven't read Lolita?

not yet.
i was waiting for my classic novels book club to nominate it, but so far nothing.
but i'll get around to it

 

[Mischka]

*stopped reading*

Which means you got past the misspelled title. Argh.

I'm henceforth going to read the newb's name as Herto-yo!-f-joy. F Joy for short.

Notice, F Joy, no one is asking what innocent little story you wrote. We don't care. Your passive aggressive whine does no goo 'round these parts.

 

[lovetoread]

I'm knew here and was looking for the limit as fast as possible , so there is a limit to what story ideas people can post I knew I could find it with very little smut funny you approve of some of the things on here and my innocent story scares you sry if it offended you it was a test of how easy people can be judgmental. Carry on.

Dear me.

If what you sent in was typed like this, I don't blame them for rejecting you.

 

[Noor]

not yet.
i was waiting for my classic novels book club to nominate it, but so far nothing.
but i'll get around to it

It should be in your local library, if they haven't banned it.

 

[pete]

It should be in your local library, if they haven't banned it.

i own a copy, and another of his novels, they're on my shelf.
next to the dickens, which i intentionally neglect.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

the dickens, which i intentionally neglect.

a man should never neglect his dickens bro!

Stew

 

[Noor]

i own a copy, and another of his novels, they're on my shelf.
next to the dickens, which i intentionally neglect.

How about Dostoyevsky?

 

[pete]

How about Dostoyevsky?

love his short works, like 'notes from underground'.
i own several other longer works, but haven't cracked them. my problem is i'm a slow reader, so i tend to shy away from anything over 500 pages.
though i recently finished gaiman's "american gods" which was long but i loved it

 

[Noor]

Pushkin short stories, perhaps?

 

[TwinkleStars]

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[pete]

Pushkin short stories, perhaps?

turgenev and tolstoy short stories.

but if you recommend pushkin, i'll look into it.

 

[Hertoyofjoy]

I see ass holes are still round and there are plenty around here, if all you care about is miss spelled words and punctuation I pity you. Things in life are broken torn and jagged. The beauty lies in life's incorrectness. Sure you will find fault here and I thank you for that it just proves my point go ahead and judge

 

[Noor]

I see ass holes are still round and there are plenty around here, if all you care about is miss spelled words and punctuation I pity you. Things in life are broken torn and jagged. The beauty lies in life's incorrectness. Sure you will find fault here and I thank you for that it just proves my point go ahead a judge

It is a bit hard to read your original content.

I use Ginger and it's free, it could help.

 

[Equinoxe]

It is a bit hard to read your original content.

Allow me:

He is new here and was being deliberatively provocative in presenting a story idea, because he wished to see what would be tolerated and what wouldn't. So, he presented a story idea—in the Story Ideas forum—which, I believe, somehow involved Jesus. The thread seems to have been deleted. He think it's funny—and implicitly hypocritical—that people were "offended" by that and not by some of the other story ideas here.

So, basically, even if it had been perfectly written, 99.999999% of people on the GB still would have had absolutely no idea what he was talking about. I'm not even entirely sure why I do.