The goss about Lit

Yes, mods have no special powers. Thanks for pointing that out to me.

Made into an inactive mod?

How bout a non-functional mod?

Whatever choice of words you prefer, you and everyone are now aware that I have declined your invitation to in the future be re-activated into a fully functional volunteer spam mover again when all this "nonsense has blown over".

I thought it necessary to publicize this so that the people who turned to you in panic at the prospect that I had special mod powers to expose their alts could be put at ease.

They now have the peace of mind you originally intended to bestow upon them with the gesture of ...... ummm ...... of ..... whatever you told them in private, which I'm assuming was that you rendered me 100% incapable of using those special mods powers I never had in the first place forever or doing anything remotely mod-like?

Everything is out in the open now. Those worriers should be satisfied and happy now, which in turn should make you satisfied and happy now, which in turn should make everyone in the GeeBee satisfied and happy now.

I honestly think all the bases have been covered now.

Yep.

That should wrap up everything with a nice shiny frilly ribbon.

Hope everyone enjoys the rest of the day.

Boo Who, Waa Waa Get a life.
 

Sorry, I just have to add

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My favorite parts:


Because the Klan are known for their fondness of all things Jewish.


Ah, that explains it!


Of course! As most rational, intelligent people do...


Of course! As most rational, intelligent people do...


Plus points for being refreshingly direct tho...


And jet trails. And cryptic grocery store price tags. And songs my neighbor plays on her stereo. And...


That's just gold.

I :heart: the Internet, and humanity.

I was pretty impressed. And this bit:

Who are these men? A medical Dr. from Washington D.C., a writer/editor from NY, a software engineer from MA, a psychological researcher from Maryland/Nova Scotia, a deli owner from Florida, a former police detective and now private investigator from MI, an architect from VA, a magician/writer from N.J., and a man from Texas.

So accurate!

Holy crap, that was hilarious.

And which one are you? I think I might be the psychological researcher from Maryland/Nova Scotia. Lovestoread is obviously the magician/writer from N.J. (and EnglishLady, Ishmael and Dixon Carter Lee).
 
ah, he was over in the poet's hangout pretending he's still a mod and that it was all just a bad dream. he even wrote a poem about it.

i'm not kidding.
 
Actually, the reviews about Lit everywhere all say the same things...a Clique of paid posters stealing content, fluffing and trolling to increase page views/revenues.

Let's be more open about this...after all...Where there's smoke...?
 
Oh Eeyore, your love letters get sappier all the time!


Wings'

He probably spritzed it with some of his eau de cactus cologne in order to help you fantasize about him in his favorite fragrance whilst in bed with your trusty vibe.
 
Actually, the reviews about Lit everywhere all say the same things...a Clique of paid posters stealing content, fluffing and trolling to increase page views/revenues.

Let's be more open about this...after all...Where there's smoke...?

Reading you these days is like going to see Journey or Styx playing at the state fair. The repertoire wasn't that interesting to begin with, and the patina of nostalgia just makes it all seem kind of sad.
 
You know, it's times like this when I wonder if I should just stop being nice to people I don't know very well.

Or even people I do know.

Everybody!

From now on I'm just going to be a big butthole to everyone. Next time someone comes to me and acts like they want to help the site, I'm gonna tell them to eat a dick.

Finally!
 
I don't think he expected any of this.

he's still saying he's a mod even though i've put him on and off ignore and he's nowhere on the list. he's also really mad at me in particular for some reason. poor little guy.
 
Reading you these days is like going to see Journey or Styx playing at the state fair. The repertoire wasn't that interesting to begin with, and the patina of nostalgia just makes it all seem kind of sad.

Don't stop believin'.....
:nods:
 
this reads like every sad white knight event on the internet ever except sadder because instead of a girl it's an internet site

like that guy who has to charge into every conversation and "defend" that girl he likes despite her having expressed no need or desire for him to do so and totally takes it too far

and then when she tells him he doesn't need to do that and he should tone it down, he gets butthurt

and all of a sudden "she's an ungrateful bitch" who was just stringing him along and he's super bitter

=magnetron's relationship with lit.
 
this reads like every sad white knight event on the internet ever except sadder because instead of a girl it's an internet site

like that guy who has to charge into every conversation and "defend" that girl he likes despite her having expressed no need or desire for him to do so and totally takes it too far

and then when she tells him he doesn't need to do that and he should tone it down, he gets butthurt

and all of a sudden "she's an ungrateful bitch" who was just stringing him along and he's super bitter

=magnetron's relationship with lit.

That's pretty much the Clifff Notes version of it.
 
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