The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection

[pete]

Bummer, maybe I should have personally addressed that post. *sighs*

Just as well, you'd never fuck me anyway.

nonsense! i'd happily shag you rotten, my dear.

meet me in the parking garage in 20 minutes, and i'll fold down the seats of my jeep.
(hoping you're not the romantic type, my lunch break is only an hour and after i go down on you that'll leave us with 20 minutes of bing bang boom).

 

[Lorilei]

Hungry.

 

[trysail]

http://ancorabags.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/red-buffalo1.jpg

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[RobDownSouth]

http://ancorabags.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/red-buffalo1.jpg

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I'll see if I can find it, but in my first grade class picture I'm wearing that exact plaid flannel shirt.

 

[Noor]

For Roberto, Miss Ann, Aj and anyone who needs it...

http://youtu.be/SJUhlRoBL8M

he didn't call me "my sunshine" for nothing

 

[islandman]

Dessert first, lunch second.

Hells, yeah!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Hey Ryan, I bought the BBC 70's Dracula today. Twas only a fiver. I think I'll give it a bash next weekend.

 

[neci]

my head feels like a balloon.

 

[ryan8558]

Hey Ryan, I bought the BBC 70's Dracula today. Twas only a fiver. I think I'll give it a bash next weekend.

Cool. There are some truly creepy and horrific moments in it. Take note of the present Dracula brings to his 3 vampirettes.


(maybe a mid-60 year old should not be using cool) oh well.

 

[trysail]

It never dawned on me that the reason they pay you money is to lie.


I thought they paid you because you were competent and honest.


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[dolf]

your naivety is endearing.

 

[pointless]

you've never worked in sales?

 

[Sean]

I really don't get enough credit for the restraint I show around this gaff.

 

[NHKitty]

I really want to spend the evening prancing about in my pretty silver heels, but alas I believe painting the clapboards, etc must come first. Darn it.

 

[pointless]

I really don't get enough credit for the restraint I show around this gaff.

hey, i won fair and square. let it go, man.

 

[pete]

I really want to spend the evening prancing about in my pretty silver heels, but alas I believe painting the clapboards, etc must come first. Darn it.

you mean you can't do exterior painting in heels?

amateur.

 

[NHKitty]

amateur.

Totally! But I can cook dinner in them...and an apron.

 

[Vikingstone]

Hey Ryan, I bought the BBC 70's Dracula today. Twas only a fiver. I think I'll give it a bash next weekend.

Is that the thing with Louis Jourdan?

 

[pete]

Totally! But I can cook dinner in them...and an apron.

...and a smile.

anything else would just get in the way! (of making dinner, naturally)

 

[ryan8558]

For a little over $500k. A fast electric car.

http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/us/2014/10/03/dnt-fastest-electric-car-renovo.kpix.html

 

[ryan8558]

Is that the thing with Louis Jourdan?

yes..

 

[Wings]

I am not even sure what a dick bag would look like but it feels good to use as a name today.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I am not even sure what a dick bag would look like but it feels good to use as a name today.

And you used it perfectly, m'lady.

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130505202237/vampirediaries/images/a/ad/Bow.gif

 

[pete]

I am not even sure what a dick bag would look like but it feels good to use as a name today.

when you first wrote that i thought "codpiece".

which still works.

 

[Saint Peter]

So I have been away some and busy with life and stuff, but are the wingnuts acting like a bunch of kindergarteners lately or what?