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Undignified? Fiddlesticks! You're among friends and I can't speak for anyone else, but (and I say this with love, not malice) the way you describe your ongoing saga makes me smile. In my mind I picture you as a stand-up comedian doing a bit.
If I stop to think about things too much I get overwhelmed. Black humour seems to work for me. I have to stay strong and don't want to look over the edge. But thanks :)

I have a more sensible plan from the doc and will be trying that
 
Oh I will pop in and give hugs too. Strong enough to squeeze out all that black stuff. I lime giving hugs.
 
Oh I will pop in and give hugs too. Strong enough to squeeze out all that black stuff. I lime giving hugs.
Black stuff?! :eek: :D
Guys, could we go with holds rather than the squeezing?! You and Brad have me down as a tube of glue. Girls need holds :)
Actually AJ gives me supertight hugs too... But they're more squishes :)
Very welcome anyway, MrW. Hope the phys is going ok?
 
Black stuff?! :eek: :D
Guys, could we go with holds rather than the squeezing?! You and Brad have me down as a tube of glue. Girls need holds :)
Actually AJ gives me supertight hugs too... But they're more squishes :)
Very welcome anyway, MrW. Hope the phys is going ok?

Think of the song paint it black by the rolling stones. That black, your not a tube of glue more a beautiful woman that can use the emotional help of a hug. (how else can a get to feel your but without Mrs. W stabbing me. Phys has been ok but I hit a snag I am one of those strange people that happen to be allergic to the adhesive used on the applicator for the topical steroid they were using.
 
Hi Sticks, hope things are gradually improving and your solution works.:rose::rose:

Not to be indelicate (Me? As if!!) but the subject of lubrication entered my head. I tried to think of other things such as pies but it didn't help.

When things are fully stretched (or dilated is that the official term)and Sticky is ready to invite in her first fleshy visitor, will things lubricate naturally or will you have to give nature a hand??

Love you!
:kiss:
 
Black stuff?! :eek: :D
Guys, could we go with holds rather than the squeezing?! You and Brad have me down as a tube of glue. Girls need holds :)
Actually AJ gives me supertight hugs too... But they're more squishes :)
Very welcome anyway, MrW. Hope the phys is going ok?

*non-squeezy holds*
 
Hi Sticks, hope things are gradually improving and your solution works.:rose::rose:

Not to be indelicate (Me? As if!!) but the subject of lubrication entered my head. I tried to think of other things such as pies but it didn't help.

When things are fully stretched (or dilated is that the official term)and Sticky is ready to invite in her first fleshy visitor, will things lubricate naturally or will you have to give nature a hand??

Love you!
:kiss:
Aww Pops - you mean will I be wet enough to shag?!
Hmmm… well I don't know yet, but there's a chance I might produce enough lurv-juice naturally. The technique used in my op does use the existing glands but those may not produce enough for penetrative sex. Enough for jilling probably.

You can go back to pies now Pops - it may be a few months yet :)
 
my hugs are cushioned by the girls… and I've been more gentle as of late. I just think you are the best little sister and human being. I adore you… that sort of sentiment makes me all mushy.

I was saying something to my guy about getting effusive with praise and I just can't help it. When I think you are a kick ass person - I'm gonna say so.

Oh… pssst…. Brad smells good and he's an amazing hug giver!! The best bear hug kind.
 
Aww Pops - you mean will I be wet enough to shag?!
Hmmm… well I don't know yet, but there's a chance I might produce enough lurv-juice naturally. The technique used in my op does use the existing glands but those may not produce enough for penetrative sex. Enough for jilling probably.

You can go back to pies now Pops - it may be a few months yet :)

How bloody impressive is that when you think about it!!!!!:eek::eek::eek: Secretions, that was the word I was looking for really.

It's going to be great Sticks, patience and dedication to Mr Bingley and his mates will bring it's rewards.

Very kind of you to even consider an old git like me capable of shagging but I think it's best for all concerned if I stick to the pies.

Well, when I say stick I don't mean 'it' as in 'stick it to the pies' I mean stick to eating and dreaming about pies. None of which entail stickiness of any kind! Oh no! Now I am thinking about Gravy which is a whole new conversation!:confused::confused::eek::eek::eek:

Seriously, the future is bright so please focus on that light at the end of the tunnel which is becoming brighter by the day!

In fact the future is so bright you will have to wear shades! *Thinks what a great line maybe I should write a song???*

Keep smiling! Sorry just had another positive thought. Not many girls can be interrupted by their parents while inserting penis shaped items into their vaginas with the phrase 'It's under Doctors orders'. Never at the dinner table though Sticks - just a thought.

Love you
xxx
(Scott Mills has so much to answer for!)
 
Not many parents remind their kids to get up stairs and do it!! :D Poor Mum - she didn't sign up for all this, but it has brought us closer together I suppose. Instead of demanding that I would be home by 1am, she was trying to push me out the door to socialise, but I didn't want to...

Talking of pies, I'll be baking a blackberry pie for supper tomorrow :p I have a friend coming over, so it's an excuse to make a batch and freeze them.

*Brad squick alert*
As it happens, I checked on my facts and the vaginal secretions that are produced are 'thought' to derive from plasma that leaches through the vagina wall ( mine isn't like that ). The glands I referred to are behind the labia, so not inside.
*thought , because the articles I read weren't sure… :rolleyes:

Sorry about switching from pies to vaginas - hence the squick alert


Oh… pssst…. Brad smells good and he's an amazing hug giver!! The best bear hug kind.
I'll take all the squishes I can handle. I knew Brad would be good (intuition) :)
 
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Oh, Mr Darcy!! :) :) :)
...eat my vag
I'm there at last, though it's hardly comfortable.
Thanks for all the love and support :rose::rose:
 
:eek: "eat my vag" :eek:

...

Welllllll ... I guess you deserve a good eating. :D

:rose::kiss:
 
Was just perusing your tumblr... As always you got great stuff on there to ponder and enjoy. Loved the fiat billboard. Haha
 
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