Who is the board's expert on sex?

[Ilk]

Self proclaimed or by group approval.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Oh fuck. All the twats will perk their heads up like fucking meercats now.

 

[Sean]

Mike Yates.

 

[cowslinger64]

http://forum.literotica.com/member.php?u=1154818


Definitely Query... his stories about sex read as though written by a 12 year old chronic masturbator that only knows about sex what he's seen trying to watch the scrambled cable tv signal late at night.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Mike Yates.

If you speak Chinese, try thirty.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Self proclaimed or by group approval.

how kinky are we talking bro?

Stew

 

[domroger]

Given the average age of the men on this site seems to be 50 + , it is a case of seen it all , done it all , just can't remember it all .

 

[MNGuy]

Oh fuck. All the twats will perk their heads up like fucking meercats now.

https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5274/5845086797_b540573bfa_z.jpg

 

[Vikingstone]

Oh fuck. All the twats will perk their heads up like fucking meercats now.

Huh? Hello? What happened?

 

[Balladeer08]

https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5274/5845086797_b540573bfa_z.jpg

The perfect photo for the thread, bravo!

 

[yossi]

I vote Mischka.

Is there going to be a poll?

 

[RobDownSouth]

The perfect photo for the thread, bravo!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T1yn4ipuo_8/S5caRhtn87I/AAAAAAAAGnc/hl9m39tPcDo/s400/3474949882_893b0a8b41.jpg

 

[Garnate]

Glynndah.





Because hoor.

 

[Adre]

My left hand qualifies.

 

[RobDownSouth]

http://forum.literotica.com/member.php?u=1154818


Definitely Query... his stories about sex read as though written by a 12 year old chronic masturbator that only knows about sex what he's seen trying to watch the scrambled cable tv signal late at night.

Queerbait is the board expert on everything. He's the self-proclaimed smartest guy on the General Board. He has answers for everything, except why his wife left him and why his daughter asks him to buy cucumbers at the grocery store every week, but he never sees her eat one.

#SchmottGuy

 

[pink]

I used to be quite the slut back in the day.

 

[Aphro]

From what I've seen, JamesBJohnson is an expert on damn near everything. Go with him.

 

[pete]

I used to be quite the slut back in the day.

how far "back in the day" are we talkin'?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Maybe one of the whores.

 

[Mischka]

I vote Mischka.

Is there going to be a poll?

Aww, thanks for the nod. I'm hardly an expert, though. This stuff takes practice. I spent over an hour at it last night with Mr. Mischka. And this evening I'm putting in a couple of hours with a lusty red head. Then Mr. Mischka again tomorrow. The nuances are fascinating. Same people, same movements, different responses. One act may reduce someone to a quivering puddle, yet leave another cold. And the same person may one day want an intimate, slow snugglefuck, and another day a sheet-grabbing poundfest. Or how anticipation or spontaneity can influence the act. I've been looking forward to tonight for a few weeks, so I've been fantasizing about slowly kissing her and simply touching her body in long, languid strokes. But if presented with the opportunity for a quickie, such sensuality is often overlooked in favor of the main course.

 

[richard_daily]

I'm skeptical that anyone other than a select few on the GB have ever had sex, and I sincerely hope that most of you people never procreate.

 

[Lunarfaggot]

Maybe one of the whores.

Let's hope!

 

[Lancecastor]

Dolce & Banana.

 

[1HF]

I'm skeptical that anyone other than a select few on the GB have ever had sex, and I sincerely hope that most of you people never procreate.

I had sex once. Many years ago... It was glorious for the 2 minutes it lasted.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I had sex once. Many years ago... It was glorious for the 2 minutes it lasted.

So multiple rounds, eh?