The best water on the planet is 4 billion years old

[ms_ann_thrope]

What would a handle of that cost if it were single malt scotch?

 

[phrodeau]

Since the best Scotches in the world taste like compost, you could just eat a lump of compost instead.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

4 billion year old scotch is drunk (drinked?) straight up...hold the lumps.

 

[1sickbastard]

According to some work done at the University of Michigan, that water might be older than 4 billion years. In fact, it may be older than our Solar System.

Link:
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/09/140925141226.htm

Article is based on another article published in the 26 September 2914 issue of Science (which I do not have a subscription to, ans so couldn't access more than the summary of the Science article.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

According to some work done at the University of Michigan, that water might be older than 4 billion years. In fact, it may be older than our Solar System.

Link:
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/09/140925141226.htm

Article is based on another article published in the 26 September 2914 issue of Science (which I do not have a subscription to, ans so couldn't access more than the summary of the Science article.

Yeah...I took a guess. It could also be 4 billion years this time around after a billion times around. I have a hard time believing there was once nothing, anywhere. And then The Big Gangbang.

 

[about_average]

According to some work done at the University of Michigan, that water might be older than 4 billion years. In fact, it may be older than our Solar System.

Link:
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/09/140925141226.htm

Article is based on another article published in the 26 September 2914 issue of Science (which I do not have a subscription to, ans so couldn't access more than the summary of the Science article.

Yeah, I can see how it would be hard to access that particular issue.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I too have trouble believing in nothingness, past or future...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'm still waiting for one of those 50,000-year-old Woolly Mammoth roasts to go on sale at Food Lion.


No hormones, no additives, all natural.


Maybe a tad bit of freezer burn, but the crock pot doesn't care.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/f10178eb87d1a77d0ec6592f447fe2b0/tumblr_nc1nefajqK1tkmq7no1_500.jpg

I'll defrost that for you, Honey!!!​

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Nothing like a 3 billion year old serving wench...



... in period costume!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

She might have killed it herself.


What's for dessert???

http://33.media.tumblr.com/a70ff4f7f9e28723259fbd7496268ffb/tumblr_nb0i30v59h1tvafq0o1_500.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Looks like milk, maybe some fish...



Tuna.

 

[tactful]

So, how did it get rid of that saltiness ?

 

[JohnnySavage]

So, how did it get rid of that saltiness ?

You could try some mouth wash...

 

[about_average]

So, how did it get rid of that saltiness ?

What, the ice?