I haven't cleaned my shower in over five years...

[4est_4est_Gump]

And yet, it's sparkling clean!

You just can't make this stuff up...

 

[Riles]

Eeeewwwwww.


There was some disturbing trivia on the radio the other day that said guys only change their bed linens a on average, 4 times a year.


It made my skin crawl just thinking of it.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

What's eeeeewwww about sparkling clean?

 

[CandiCame]

Eeeewwwwww.


There was some disturbing trivia on the radio the other day that said guys only change their bed linens a on average, 4 times a year.


It made my skin crawl just thinking of it.

How often do you change yours? I mean... I have no idea what the actual amount of changes is supposed to be. I probably change mine more than that but just because there's fucking Noah's arc on this bed.

 

[Riles]

Because my brain registered that as meaning you haven't used it.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

And yet, it's sparkling clean!

You just can't make this stuff up...

Five YEARS?

Finds this disturbing.

 

[Riles]

How often do you change yours? I mean... I have no idea what the actual amount of changes is supposed to be. I probably change mine more than that but just because there's fucking Noah's arc on this bed.

I used to change them every week, but now that it's just me, and there's no hanky panky going on in my bed, every two.

 

[CandiCame]

I used to change them every week, but now that it's just me, and there's no hanky panky going on in my bed, every two.

That's hardcore. I wish I was that motivated.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Because my brain registered that as meaning you haven't used it.

Every day!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Five YEARS?

Finds this disturbing.

I cannot believe that some of you still clean your showers...



I do my sheets every week.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

I cannot believe that some of you still clean your showers...



I do my sheets every week.

One wonders about you, Mister Gump...

My bed gets changed on Sundays and Thursdays, every week...

 

[Saint Peter]

The gas tank remains full while the car is parked.

 

[Riles]

Every day!

Scrubbing Bubbles?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

One wonders about you, Mister Gump...

My bed gets changed on Sundays and Thursdays, every week...

I have a ten second tip on how to keep it sparkling...

Two seconds for your sink.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

I have a ten second tip on how to keep it sparkling...

Two seconds for your sink.

shakes head...

no...just...no...

only ten seconds??

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Just ten seconds and it doesn't involve urine...



Who would do that while urine the shower?

 

[Riles]

That's hardcore. I wish I was that motivated.

I make several beds every day, occupied and unoccupied - changing my own sheets every couple weeks is a simple thing that means so much. I get embarrassing am amounts of pleasure from the smell and feel of clean linens.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I get embarrassed over the amounts of pleasure from the smell and feel of dirty thongs...

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Just ten seconds and it doesn't involve urine...



Who would do that while urine the shower?

ewwwwwwwwwww

I refuse to speak about this anymore...

my brain is now warped and ruined.

Thanks a lot.

I make several beds every day, occupied and unoccupied - changing my own sheets every couple weeks is a simple thing that means so much. I get embarrassing am amounts of pleasure from the smell and feel of clean linens.

So do I, thus the bi-weekly changing.

 

[Saint Peter]

I get embarrassed over the amounts of pleasure from the smell and feel of dirty thongs...

Yours or his??

 

[Riles]

You can't see it, but I am glaring with mock disproval.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

tee hee



Ancient Chinese Secret!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Yours or his??

Yours...

 

[Saint Peter]

Yours...

Go easy on the starch.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Go easy on the starch.

You're going to start taking the pills again?


Yea! No more limp shower rope...