Mommy needs it bad
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Shadow701
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Oh I am sure someone out there is willing to give it to you.
southern_gal
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I gave up mind reading when I walked up to a cute guy that I knew was lusting for me only to find out he was gay and was ogling my purse.
Shadow701
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Ouch. Had to be rough.
southern_gal
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Wanna know the funny part? We talked fashion and clothes for an hour. In a CLUB.
afriquemystique
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Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig aaahh.
southern_gal
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Thank you for putting that song right between my ears for the rest of the friggin day. Now I gotta go wash my brain out.
afriquemystique
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Listen, I'll give you $20 towards the lobotomy, that's my final offer. I am human, I do feel guilt.
southern_gal
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Make me a bagel and it's a deal
afriquemystique
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I will haggle to pretzel. I do really good pretzels. Baking soda wash and everything...
southern_gal
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When mommy wakes up and sees what we did to her thread there's gonna be hell to pay. I can look innocent and you'll get the blame.
gr8one23
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Lighter fluid? Spit?
southern_gal
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uh oh. someone else to lay the blame on.
afriquemystique
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This was all hot and horny before you came along and did this. Shame. Shame on you.
southern_gal
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There goes my pretzel. dammit
Eyereadtoo
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^^^^^THIS^^^^^ is the first thing that's actually made me laugh out loud all day!
. Thanks!
BGtheGREAT
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Then southern gal makes it hilarious, and thanks for that!
southerncharm77
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When mommy wakes up and sees what we did to her thread there's gonna be hell to pay. I can look innocent and you'll get the blame.
Too fucking funny!
Don't worry mom i'll give u so much that you'll be drenched in it
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Don't worry mom i'll give u so much that you'll be drenched in it
I would not presume to suggest that women can be fickle, but I am not too sure you should assume she is still in the mood, nearly four years later.
LiteralLily
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I'm afraid I don't.
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Hi, Let's chat if you are ready. I think we can figure this out.
