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Hi there,want to tell you about my sex likes and preferences & my kinks n fantasies if you are interested ? But you have no contact info and your pm is turned off :),pm me back pls as i am keen to know more on your own sexual likes and interests :)
 
I'd be paranoid about receiving all these weird short hand messages that everyone seems to be using. Takes me an hour to decipher and even then I need a code book for reference. Then you have the character limit, reliance on signal, my phones obsession for gobbling up my battery power! And what's the odds of me getting a call from my boss asking some mundane question about how to print a document just as things get interesting? Pretty safe bet I'd say!
 
I would love to have straight missionary and fall asleep as soon as I get off. I will snore so loud you will have to nudge me in the back with your knee to get me to stop. I will roll off your pillow leaving you a large drool puddle.:cool:
 
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I would love to have straight missionary and fall asleep as soon as I get off. I will snore so loud you will have to nudge me in the back with your knee to get me to stop. I will roll off your pillow leaving you a large drool puddle.:cool:

LOL that's great. :D (I'm slow clapping, Bravo!) Something tells me that's not quite what she was looking for. I think she's trying to escape reality not get slapped upside the head by on Lit too.
 
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