Gov't Mandated Sex

[jacktar48]

This occurred to me yesterday and I have plenty to do already so if someone wants to expand on this and use it please go right ahead.

In the not too distant future the government has completely taken over all healthcare related businesses and all workers are government employees.

Naturally there is an interest in getting people to stay healthy. (There is already talk of coercing people into getting more exercise, and some companies are being proactive and doing it voluntarily, so I don't think this is at all inconceivable.)
Everyone is required to be in an exercise program with a personal trainer and all that crap, but what is better for one's health than regular sex?

Sooo...you're going to have to get your ticket punched regularly (heh,heh) or all sorts of bad things will be done to you.

I think it was "Brave New World" where they had mandatory community orgies once a week. It didn't sound like much fun. In this story, perhaps it would be better if people were required to either obtain a voucher from another person weekly (perhaps the sex would have to be verified by a government inspector) or go to a government sex therapist to have it off.

Or maybe the government runs a bunch of whorehouses and the people that work in them are those who have not complied with the sex frequency rules. (Oh, you didn't get yourself laid for a month? Well, we can fix that. 30 days in the whorehouse for you.)

Of course all STD's have been eliminated and the government controls pregnancy, so no worries.

 

[LadyVer]

Will this have any humor?

 

[jacktar48]

Will this have any humor?

If I wrote it it would.

 

[jacktar48]

Will this have any humor?

Maybe people who are out desperately looking to connect on a Saturday night, because if they don't get it done by midnight they're going to be working in the whorehouse next month.

Strange liaisons.

Maybe some people get so desperate they have to go the other way. (From whichever way they generally prefer.)

Of course there can be a romantic segment where two people are forced into it by the merest of coincidences, and surprise! True love is born.

 

[LadyVer]

A tractor that runs off the mountain might work.

 

[jacktar48]

A tractor that runs off the mountain might work.

Yes, the rescue squad has to come to drag the operator out from under the twisted wreckage, and when he produces his health card they see that he's out of date on his sex requirement, so they can't do anything for him until he gets caught up.

Luckily one of the EMT's is female and needs a couple of pips on her card too, so she agrees to help him out with that.

Too bad he has a broken leg.

But she understands and love conquers all.

 

[LadyVer]

Yes, the rescue squad has to come to drag the operator out from under the twisted wreckage, and when he produces his health card they see that he's out of date on his sex requirement, so they can't do anything for him until he gets caught up.

Luckily one of the EMT's is female and needs a couple of pips on her card too, so she agrees to help him out with that.

Too bad he has a broken leg.

But she understands and love conquers all.

I'm sure that wasn't on your mind earlier when envisioning the possible direction of your tractor.

 

[jacktar48]

I'm sure that wasn't on your mind earlier when envisioning the possible direction of your tractor.

No, I'm afraid at that point I was only looking at the negative side of things.

Now I'm wondering what I might have missed out on.

 

[NiceNastyMann]

Govt Mandated Sex

Well, with your premise that it's part of government health care therefore supposed to be good for you...

Let's think like bureaucrats here:

• Vanilla Sex only
• Mandatory Condom use (unless you are registered and have a breeding permit)
• Maintain an Orgasm Ration Book - must certify that you meet your weekly 'goals' (and another use of the IRS here in the States. Snork. Imagine that audit.)
• Govt. Certified Masturbatory Aids as well as training

It just goes on and on. Okay. So I'm guessing your friendly government sex counselor is your antagonist - so of course you need rebels as your protagonist (a sexual Ayn Rand if you will - oh I will burn in hell I think...)

May I offer the PWRTW* terrorist group?

*People Who Refuse To Wank

 

[cripple92996]

you havent done well

As a disabled person in a weird way I can identify.
Rehab is very sexualized in some ways.
I have many ideas

 

[emap]

There is a hentai of this, sort of.

In the hentai once a man gets to a certain age he can be given a card, anyone with this card can demand sex from any woman he wants. I do mean any because in the hentai he does his sister, I think there are two. Hard to tell because it wasn't subtitled though it was an interesting story.

Anyway, so there you go. Say the government decided that since there are fewer numbers of a race, or well really anything works, being born, they need to adjust the laws. So now there are superstuds, so they can't rape anyone, not because they couldn't beat up a woman, but because they flash the card and any woman they want is on her back for him.

Course in the hentai it was varied positions, but then again it's a hentai, it's drawn porn so of course there is that. So you could do one about a guy hoping he gets the card, like only certain men get it because they are the best at making a certain kind of baby. Perhaps it is one of those moronic purity of the race things so he only wants a certain, but there is this one chick he can't stop thinking about.

Turning it around, this is more or less the porn, I mean hentai, but it is instead about a sister of a man who gets the card. He then decides he will have the sister and she has to let him.

 

[Hypoxia]

Twist: Different govts have different rules. Fundy-jeezoid State A demands wed vanilla sex. Fundy-mosquoid State B demands wed sex with fully-masked women. Overpopulated State C demands neutered or gay sex. Underpopulated State D demands sex with fertility drugs. Weird-perverted State E demands sex with animals. Technocratic State F demands teledildonic sex. Et fucking cetera. Think of the shifting alliances as power-politics plays out.

 

[MatthewVett]

An interesting note is that for a while, Singapore tried to get its most intelligent citizens to breed by sponsoring singles' cruises for them, so maybe it could be an extension of that.