New Beginnings

[original_pk10]

Dinner of champions. Lol

I'm so classy! Hahaha .... candy and beer. mmmmmm

I bet you taste yummy!

Would love to put my tongue deep inside you.

I do taste yummy! What are you waiting for?

Very Sexy and Erotic PK, I could spend hours between Your Thighs


Lovely Smile GL

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Great Composition and what a Babe !!!

Thanks For Sharing ....

Please do! I was a horny little kitten last night, I could have used some servicing And thank you!

congrats about the new job. Now u must feel excited... what a better time for a...new ultra hot and naughty photo set...

Great way to ask for a hot photo set

...you havent seen my house, that's why u say that... LOL

Oh it was bad. Two kids, two teenagers, a dog the size of a pony and a cat who is a total shit - it was messy.

Well Congratulations on get the JOB!!!
Its nice to hear good new on a holiday.


hugs

old borg fred

I hate holidays

Thank you old borg

 

[original_pk10]

Sexiest Super heroine on the planet!!

Thank you my love!!!! And is it okay for me to say thank you for the pic kitty sent me last night? I just adore you two!!!!!!!

Well that is just too bad......because they are wank fodder Geeky is the new hot don't ya know?

You look beautiful no matter what:

Is it? I had no idea! I was trying to find panties to match. I had to stop myself when I hit the rack of Harry Potter shirts

Awesome news! Congrats on the new job.......time to celebrate:

I did, though I won't tell anyone how...hehe...but I did!

Congratulations!

Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!

sexy photos.... Thank you kitty!

And thank you darling!

Sounds like one and the same to me.
I say...when in Rome.

Hahaha, what am I going to do with you?

Oh my...what is the prize?

Me!

A game like this?

LMAO, yes!

What no thoughts on "stiff"? I used stiff and hard in my comment with purpose

Oh well aren't you a captain smarty pants?

If Batman and Spiderman switched places.

Would Bruce Wayne fuck Mary-Jane and Peter Parker fuck Alfred??

I need to finish my coffee before I ponder such deep things and solve the mysteries of the universe....

Will you bring the knife

FUCK YES

Such a pretty smile. :

Thank you!

Oh well aren't you lovely, very gorgeous =P

Thank you so much!

A couple of things. First, you are so damned sexy no matter what you have on. You jus have that look about you. Some have it, many yearn for it. I am willing to bet you would look great no matter what. Second, you have such a pretty face. I hope you don't get tired of me telling you that. But damn, PK you are beautiful.::

Holy wow, thank you! What sweet words!

But you did it naked, right? (at least let me think that)

Sure...sure I was totally naked scrubbing the floors on my hands and knees....

I would pay to see that!!!! Two of the hottest ladies on Lit. Damn, now I have impure thoughts in my head about XSB and PK. (not that that is a bad thing

We could make millions if I could just get that sexy bitch to move....

GUILTY as charged

Hehehe, oh really? You might change your tune when I turn the knife on you. just sayin...

 

[original_pk10]

Allrighty my sexy, perverse friends. I am taking my small people to the fair today! I will see you all later.

 

[jasonmason]

My rant. Though, I am guising this as a public service announcement if you will. Some dating advice that also applies to PM's and chats.

Please learn to fucking spell. Please know the difference between there, their and they're and use them properly. Also, your knowledge of your and you're would be greatly appreciated. Please learn to form complete sentences, including punctuation. And for the love of all that's holy and unholy - stop fucking using the word "cum" in ways you find clever. You're welcum - cum on over - are you twelve? Stop.

Lord knows I make grammar mistakes, I'm not judging everything that gets written to me based on the rules of the English language. But fuck, you want to turn me on? You want me to be excited about your PM's and texts and emails? Words baby. Use your fucking words. You could be an ugly ass mother fucker and still seduce me into your virtual bed with your words. The brain is a powerful sex organ my friends.

So where is this coming from? What got me all riled up?

I'm happy to say that my inbox is relatively drivel free. Though I do cringe and parts of my soul die a little when I read some of the crap that comes in -but I digress.

A boy/man from highschool - he's been all up my grill the second he found out I was single. I hadn't even moved out of my house with my ex and he was messaging me on Facebook asking me out. Finally last night I gave him my phone number so he could holler at me a bit, I thought it would be a fun way to kill some time and get my flirt on. Plus he was pretty cute back in the day and I did have a bit of a crush on him back then.

Four hours of my life are now wasted. The last three hours that we texted I honestly kept going because I was so confused and was just trying to figure out what the fuck he was trying to say. It takes me FIVE-EVER to write a text because I swear I write paragraphs compared to the three to four words that come back at me. I'm not saying you need to write some verbose Shakespeare shit, but c'mon!

It all ended at three in the morning with me finally just saying, "No, seriously dude, what the fuck are you talking about?"

To which he replied, "O U now." And it took me a second to realize he meant, "Oh, you know." And I didn't. I didn't now or know, and I turned off my phone and went to bed.

This is not an invitation for you to wax poetic about titty fucking me or filling me with your hot sperm. It's just merely an insight into some of the human beings on the receiving end of your messages.

Peace out.

The art of communication has started to die because of texting. I agree completely with the your/you're thing and their/there/they're too. Don't even get me started on the textese that I am seeing in texts and that is creeping up in regular emails. I don't get it.

Sorry you lost 4 hours of your night last night on such a dud. I am thinking that as pretty as you are, you could have your pick of any man you so desire. This dude was one lucky guy, and he totally blew his chance with a real American Beauty. I hope your next experience is much better. You deserve it.

By the way, congrats on the new job.

 

[original_pk10]

LMAO, after this I am getting in the shower to get ready. But this is hilarious. The text I just got from the "guy" this morning.

"You should cum boatn with us today. Woke up on couch pants undone dick out chick layn on floor. Thinkn she snuck me."

Mmmmm, great speller. No run on use of words. And what a charmer.

I said, "yeah, no."

 

[Intheloop]

Hehe classy guy you got there

 

[original_pk10]

Hehe classy guy you got there

I'm gonna wind up blocking this tool on Facebook and phone, I can already tell.

 

[Amperage]

My rant. Though, I am guising this as a public service announcement if you will. Some dating advice that also applies to PM's and chats.

I enjoyed your Sunday morning rant. It made me smile and educated me at the same time. While I was tempted to write some crappy reply using bad spelling and illegal use of the semicolon, I thought it would be best to just say thank you.

I did want to point out that while you mentioned your and you're you forgot to mention "yore" (JK )

 

[Intheloop]

Seems that way

I'm gonna wind up blocking this tool on Facebook and phone, I can already tell.

 

[BrianUndone]

Omg u better scoop him up while the getting is good! What a catch! Srsly!


I'm going to hug you so tight and I'm not letting you pull away until you breathe. That was quite the rant. So much anger! Stop that! You're ruining that beautiful smile. There's no use stressing over someone else's ignorance. Sounds like this guy did you a tremendous favor and steered you away right from the start.

Now loosen up. You sounds tense babe. Here, lie down over there. Sounds like you could use a long, sensual butt rub to ease that stress.

OK, maybe that's just a cheesy excuse to feel up your ass again. You can't blame me sheesh.

You better be having a splendid day or I will have to find you.

 

[OneHD]

Guess what????????? I got the job I got the job I got the job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Got called in for a THIRD interview, last minute this morning.

It was a dude. I am not ashamed to say I might have flirted just a bit...not enough to be labeled as trouble, but enough to make him smile. And I got the FUCKING job.

Congratulations ! PK I couldn't agree more with your Rant. Guys can
always at times be Crude and Rude.

 

[Mercury_Maniac]

LMAO, after this I am getting in the shower to get ready. But this is hilarious. The text I just got from the "guy" this morning.

"You should cum boatn with us today. Woke up on couch pants undone dick out chick layn on floor. Thinkn she snuck me."

Mmmmm, great speller. No run on use of words. And what a charmer.

I said, "yeah, no."

if you want you can come cycling with me.....i woke up in my bed with shorts on. cat laying on the floor. I think she meowed at me.

 

[AllofSean]

LMAO, after this I am getting in the shower to get ready. But this is hilarious. The text I just got from the "guy" this morning.

"You should cum boatn with us today. Woke up on couch pants undone dick out chick layn on floor. Thinkn she snuck me."

Mmmmm, great speller. No run on use of words. And what a charmer.

I said, "yeah, no."

Winner winner, chikn dinner!!

 

[original_pk10]

Could someone please come fondle my ass and tell me if these jeans look okay?

 

[just4friends]

ummm

turn this way... I think I can help...

see... this button in front shouldn't be closed... and the zipper... should be down...

you know... some kids like to have their pants ride below their butt...

like this!

NOW... about that ass fondling...

 

[Intheloop]

on my way

Could someone please come fondle my ass and tell me if these jeans look okay?

 

[jasonmason]

Could someone please come fondle my ass and tell me if these jeans look okay?

I will!!!! Damn, they look way better than ok. They look awesomely great!!!! But then they are on you.

 

[magichanz]

Allrighty my sexy, perverse friends. I am taking my small people to the fair today! I will see you all later.

Enjoy your time at the fair. Family time is great time.

 

[magichanz]

Could someone please come fondle my ass and tell me if these jeans look okay?

Fondle fondle.... I say that sexy ass of yours make Levi Strauss proud of making Jeans in the first place.

 

[foxyfiona]

Could someone please come fondle my ass and tell me if these jeans look okay?

Yeah, they look great....Although.....
Would look better crumpled up around your ankles!!!!

 

[AircraftMech]

 

[BradBigBrain]

Butt, butt, butt...I'm a breast man!

I just have this to say about that, "nice jeans, can I talk you out of them?"

 

[BrianUndone]

Could someone please come fondle my ass and tell me if these jeans look okay?

I don't even need to touch it to tell you it's a magnificent ass in those jeans. The question is how early can I take them off. They're in the way woman!

 

[AllofSean]

Could someone please come fondle my ass and tell me if these jeans look okay?

No...they look terrible! Take them off now!!

 

[murmurmara]

I adore your rants, you miniature sex goddess, and totally agree with you, especially about the homophones and coming versus that ridiculousness with the U. And don't get me started on misuse of the apostrophe.

But really, I came here to say YAY YOU on the job
and thank you for your gorgeous pics