Best/Worst pick up lines :)

[missgreekgeek]

So I'm sure we've all had our horror stories either from Lit or in real life...

I'm curious as to what lines got you good, and which...you wanted to burst into laughter.

I'll start:

For the best:
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass (cheesy but made me smile) and:
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them

For the worst (as many of you I'm sure the list could be quite extensive) but here are some of mine:
Have you been swimming? Because I could drown in how wet you are.
and:
I hear you're thirsty. Take a drink from this six pack...and point to their abs...

and last but not least:
If you think you feel good-feel me!


Care to share your best/worst? Would love to hear!

Have a great weekend my loves

 

[Lancecastor]

"Give me 10 munites and I'll have you cumming in buckets." is my all-purpose standby.

Delivered with a smile it has an alarmingly high success rate.

 

[missgreekgeek]

"Give me 10 munites and I'll have you cumming in buckets." is my all-purpose standby.

Delivered with a smile it has an alarmingly high success rate.

Canadians always have the best I've found.

I don't really use them cause I'm too shy to think of good ones. I just smile big and hope I've won 'em over with my personality

 

[RobDownSouth]

You're a 9 out of 10 and I'm the 1 you need.

or

Are you my appendix? I don't know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out.

 

[missgreekgeek]

You're a 9 out of 10 and I'm the 1 you need.

or

Are you my appendix? I don't know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out.

HA!

 

[Queersetti]

"Give me 10 munites and I'll have you cumming in buckets." is my all-purpose standby.

Delivered with a smile it has an alarmingly high success rate.

"Come back to my house and you'll spend the next 10 years in the cellar pissing in a bucket" is more like it.

 

[missgreekgeek]

"Come back to my house and you'll spend the next 10 years in the cellar pissing in a bucket" is more like it.

And what is the general consensus of that one?

Leaves a lot to think about eh?

 

[lovecraft68]

Look at you with curves like that and me with no brakes.

 

[lovecraft68]

Look, I'm not the best looking guy in the room, but I'm the only one talking to you.

 

[missgreekgeek]

Another bad one, playing on my blonde side:


A blonde walked into a bar-Ouch!

and my personal favourite:

That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.

 

[missgreekgeek]

Look at you with curves like that and me with no brakes.

Actually never heard that one. Maybe Canadians are weird after all lol

 

[lovecraft68]

Hi, I'm a satanist who's into BDSM and writes incest stories on literotica. I think.....hey, where are you going?

 

[missgreekgeek]

Look, I'm not the best looking guy in the room, but I'm the only one talking to you.

That one made me smile... As I'm sure it does for most women.

 

[lovecraft68]

Actually never heard that one. Maybe Canadians are weird after all lol

I did use that once, got a laugh, which in itself is a bit of an in. The point is to not look serious when you say it.

The first thing I ever said to my wife when I saw her at a dart tournament I was in was "Hey green eyes can I get you a drink?"

She was with a guy who the entire night ignored her and was talking to the guy next to him and when she replied "I'm with someone" my answer was

"Does he know that?" and I walked away, a few minutes later she came down my end of the bar and asked where the drink was I had promised her.

I am sure she tells a more romanticized version.

 

[missgreekgeek]

I did use that once, got a laugh, which in itself is a bit of an in. The point is to not look serious when you say it.

The first thing I ever said to my wife when I saw her at a dart tournament I was in was "Hey green eyes can I get you a drink?"

She was with a guy who the entire night ignored her and was talking to the guy next to him and when she replied "I'm with someone" my answer was

"Does he know that?" and I walked away, a few minutes later she came down my end of the bar and asked where the drink was I had promised her.

I am sure she tells a more romanticized version.

That is really sweet I like your version-concise

 

[FGB]

The only line I ever used in a Bar was when this woman would come on to me (hug and rub it in, passionate kiss) and haul ass every time I walked in that place when she was there.

"Look I have had enough, Stop sexing me up!

Either give me some or leave me the hell alone!"


She had this thing about fucking in hot showers...rough on the back and shoulders.

 

[HighSchoolJock]

Scotty doesnt need pickup lines

Scotty

 

[smoothg103rd]

I got three even tho I don't use pick up lines nomore ( played out)

Damn bbygirl they should put your name in the dictionary to define the word beauty.

I swear I wish I knew a genie. you definitely would be one of my wishes.

Damn girl u look like u only belong in a lucky man dreams.

 

[jomar]

Back in the day I was pretty much 50-50 on just asking outright.

 

[Disgustipated]

Got any Irish in you? Want some?

That actually worked on a Latina girl on St. PATRICK DAY.

 

[missgreekgeek]

Got any Irish in you? Want some?

That actually worked on a Latina girl on St. PATRICK DAY.

ahah good one

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I got lotsa pussy with FUCK OFF.

 

[remy_lebeau8]

Hey baby wanna make out? Damn I'm smooth

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

If I knew I could come back as your panties in my next life, I'd kill myself right now.

 

[cowslinger64]

I like your shoes...I bet they were really nice when they were new.