Do Women Use Panty Lines To Flirt?

[Busybody]

Stop it.

I'm too tired. You know what I meant.

Grrrrr



Of course I know

On a serious note.....my first wife was a genius, she was trying to get tenure at a U....wrote buncha stuff n studies, and was always passed over....I told her, look the bimbo in the office next to you, dumb as a piece of chalk, she has tenure, of course she wears short skirts and high heels and low cut blouses, while you wear typical Prof boring tweeds.....she was OFFENDED, like ole WINGS pretended to me.....fast forward 2 yrs of no tenure, she got a makeover, new dresses....BINGO...TENURE

Coincidence

yeah

RIGHT

 

[Laurel]

meh, guys don't need panty lines to misread signals. just ask any waitress. some dudes just need an obviously fake smile to get the delusion engine started.

Like - a week or so ago I'm walking to an appointment wearing denim cutoff shorts, a stretchy tee, and sneakers - not a pantyline to be seen. The sun was shining, I had a coffee in my hand, I felt good. I look up as I walk and lock eyes with some guy walking the opposite direction. Because it seemed like the polite thing to do and he seemed normal, I smiled a mild hello type of smile - nothing flirty in my eyes or intentions whatsoever. The kind of smile you give the supermarket cashier. He smiled back.

I go on my way, sipping my coffee. Turn a corner and notice in my peripheral vision that he is FOLLOWING ME. I walk faster, he walks faster. Eventually I ducked into a 7-11 to try to lose him, and to avoid leading him to my waxing salon. Hid watching out the window near the candy aisle for 5 minutes before he gave him waiting and left.

And yes, I get it - I should've just kept my eyes glued to the ground never making eye contact else I give the impression that I'm hungry for strange dick. And yes, I should be covered head to toe because showing skin obviously means I'm "asking for it".

But you know what? It's 2014. I should be able to go out on a normal day in shorts and a fucking t-shirt. I just wanted coffee and a Brazilian - I didn't want to have a "teachable moment" where I explain to a full-grown man how society and women have led him astray in his thinking because honestly I don't think that's true. The vast majority of guys (in the U.S. at least) are respectful, don't yell out rude things, don't inappropriately touch women. The vast majority of men realize that chicks aren't there for purely for their entertainment. Most guys check chicks from afar, respectfully, unless they get signals to move forward.

Chances are, that guy was just a normal guy who misinterpreted my smile for more than it was, or maybe he has some major thing for sharp-faced little blondes, or one of a million other non-creepy-serial-killer reasons why one might follow a girl. But shit happens, to women, every day, and you can't be too careful. It's the minority of scary guys that fuck it up for the rest.

I understand this is a sex forum and everyone's all feeling sexy. And what I'm saying is not sexy - and I apologize for saying something not-sexy on a sex site. But the truth is that I - a woman - do not choose my daily outfits to sexually excite strangers. I suspect that I am not alone - that every day many other women also do not wake up every morning and pore over their closets thinking, "What can I wear today that will result in the maximum number of stranger boners?"

That's all.

 

[Busybody]

Like - a week or so ago I'm walking to an appointment wearing denim cutoff shorts, a stretchy tee, and sneakers - not a pantyline to be seen. The sun was shining, I had a coffee in my hand, I felt good. I look up as I walk and lock eyes with some guy walking the opposite direction. Because I'm nice and he seemed normal, I smiled a mild hello type of smile - nothing flirty in my eyes or intentions whatsoever. The kind of smile you give the supermarket cashier. He smiled back.



That's all.

geez

you might as just said

FUCK ME HERE AND NOW....2 MINUTES FROM NOW IS TOO LONG

 

[Sunshine]

Panties? ahhh, no.

I don't wear them.

 

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[Laurel]

geez

you might as just said

FUCK ME HERE AND NOW....2 MINUTES FROM NOW IS TOO LONG

Wish granted!

http://media.giphy.com/media/D3d4QW3UHCT7O/giphy.gif

My cock is rock hard.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[neci]

Wish granted!

http://media.giphy.com/media/D3d4QW3UHCT7O/giphy.gif



Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[dolf]

when guys shave or iron a shirt, are they always thinking ''yeah, this'll turn the girls on! she'll be wanking over me tonight!'', or are they usually just trying to look generally nice and attractive in the way society and personal taste dictates?

 

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[neci]

i think that may be one of the first times i've used the dancing nana.

and for the record, i do not use panty lines to flirt.

 

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[Brollyanna]

I'm on my phone, so you fuckers have been spared a long rant. Instead I'll just say this: GO WINGS!!

 

[trysail]

geez

you might as just said

FUCK ME HERE AND NOW....2 MINUTES FROM NOW IS TOO LONG

That's the sort of thinking I would expect from a colossal dimwit.

It is beyond comprehension. How (on earth) could anyone think that? The logic (or the lack thereof) is stupefying in its incredible jump to a completely unwarranted conclusion.



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[CandiCame]

Iron a shirt???


Fuck that. And take money out of a dry cleaners pocket?


Get the sex outta your head for Christ's sake.

I have no idea how to iron a shirt. Do people still do that?

 

[thør]

when guys shave or iron a shirt, are they always thinking ''yeah, this'll turn the girls on! she'll be wanking over me tonight!'', or are they usually just trying to look generally nice and attractive in the way society and personal taste dictates?

If I'm going to iron a shirt, it will be her shirt.

 

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[CandiCame]

Like - a week or so ago I'm walking to an appointment wearing denim cutoff shorts, a stretchy tee, and sneakers - not a pantyline to be seen. The sun was shining, I had a coffee in my hand, I felt good. I look up as I walk and lock eyes with some guy walking the opposite direction. Because it seemed like the polite thing to do and he seemed normal, I smiled a mild hello type of smile - nothing flirty in my eyes or intentions whatsoever. The kind of smile you give the supermarket cashier. He smiled back.

I go on my way, sipping my coffee. Turn a corner and notice in my peripheral vision that he is FOLLOWING ME. I walk faster, he walks faster. Eventually I ducked into a 7-11 to try to lose him, and to avoid leading him to my waxing salon. Hid watching out the window near the candy aisle for 5 minutes before he gave him waiting and left.

And yes, I get it - I should've just kept my eyes glued to the ground never making eye contact else I give the impression that I'm hungry for strange dick. And yes, I should be covered head to toe because showing skin obviously means I'm "asking for it".

But you know what? It's 2014. I should be able to go out on a normal day in shorts and a fucking t-shirt. I just wanted coffee and a Brazilian - I didn't want to have a "teachable moment" where I explain to a full-grown man how society and women have led him astray in his thinking because honestly I don't think that's true. The vast majority of guys (in the U.S. at least) are respectful, don't yell out rude things, don't inappropriately touch women. The vast majority of men realize that chicks aren't there for purely for their entertainment. Most guys check chicks from afar, respectfully, unless they get signals to move forward.

Chances are, that guy was just a normal guy who misinterpreted my smile for more than it was, or maybe he has some major thing for sharp-faced little blondes, or one of a million other non-creepy-serial-killer reasons why one might follow a girl. But shit happens, to women, every day, and you can't be too careful. It's the minority of scary guys that fuck it up for the rest.

I understand this is a sex forum and everyone's all feeling sexy. And what I'm saying is not sexy - and I apologize for saying something not-sexy on a sex site. But the truth is that I - a woman - do not choose my daily outfits to sexually excite strangers. I suspect that I am not alone - that every day many other women also do not wake up every morning and pore over their closets thinking, "What can I wear today that will result in the maximum number of stranger boners?"

That's all.

How did you not mace him? We're taught from a very young age that chicks will mace you if you show too much interest in them. Y'hall are always carrying around those pretty pink weapons, and we're taught- like we have an actual class on it, that's what they do to us in high school when they separate us in sex ed and tell you about periods and abortions and stuff, that if we act like that you'll mace us right in the face.

Which, is kinda interesting, because like you mentioned, it's rare BECAUSE we're taught not to do it. And the whole time we're in anti-rape class, every single person in there is so fucking insulted that the teacher thinks he has to tell us this shit. Because they're pretty much like, "Don't be a rapist. Don't come across as a rapist." So later, in college, during orientation all the freshmen had to go to this orientation thing THAT WAS A REFRESHER ABOUT NOT BEING A RAPIST! And as we left, a group of friends and I were bitching about that orientation's existence because GODDAMN IT WE'RE NOT FUCKING RAPISTS and that's really insulting. And I have a friend from Saudi Arabia who was like, "Man if they would tell everyone that when they were like, 14, it would really cut down on the rape in Saudi Arabia."

And we all just kind of... stared at him. So maybe you honestly do have to be told. And we bitch about it, because from the time we're itty itty bitty, we're taught not to be creepy because in the states, the response to creepy behavior is getting maced or slapped, or punched with kitten shaped iron knuckles. In Saudi Arabia, creepy behavior apparently doesn't have that Pavlovian pain response. So until he said that, it never really clicked in my mind that maybe NOT being an asshole is taught. And that's really fucked up.

 

[CandiCame]

Apparently in England.

It was a fad here for a bit. They are always 10 years behind.

Just hang it up. Where are you storing your shirts that they get all wrinkly, Englishmen?

 

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[Noor]

I choose my outfits to actually dissuade men, I hate getting followed, it makes my blood boil.

 

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[Noor]

If I'm going to iron a shirt, it will be her shirt.

Guys who iron can be so sexy, esp. if they do dishes too.

 

[CandiCame]

Women can show their interest by making eye contact, staring, flirting, etc, etc.

Men can do the same and are creepy.


Got it.

Right? WTF!?

 

[CandiCame]

Guys who iron can be so sexy, esp. if they do dishes too.

How hard can it be? It's just moving a piece of metal over cloth. I iron pattern pieces. But if you need to iron your clothes you're storing your clothes wrong. What are you doing, taking your dress shirts and wadding them into a drawer?

 

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