The Sopranos: Where Are They Now?

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Carmela Soprano came to national prominence as an original cast member on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Her part was phased out, however, when her affair with Father Phil became public. Since then, she has been busy marketing her own line of frozen Italian foods, including the "So what? No fucking Ziti?" brand.

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Meadow Soprano graduated from law school. She was appointed to a position in the Chris Christie administration. Unfortunately, she was forced to resign after news reports surfaced that she has advised the governor to "whack" the Port Authority. Since her resignation, she has served as Chief Legal Counsel to the Northern Jersey Trash Haulers Association.

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Anthony Soprano Jr. is a successful Hollywood executive. The Expendables series was his idea.

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Janice Soprano Has been married, and widowed, 7 times. She has achieved notoriety through her popular series of crush videos, in which she steps on bugs while casting aspersions on the manliness of her viewers.

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Dr. Jennifer Melfi unsuccessfully sued the producers of Analyze This. She also published a memoir, The Goombah Whisperer, about her work with Tony Soprano. She disappeared in 2012.

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Silvio Dante moved a finger in 2010.

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Paul "Paulie Walnuts" Gualtieri ran the remnants of the Soprano crew, until his death by autoerotic asphyxiation in 2013.

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Artie Bucco Appeared on the first season of Next Food Network Star, where he got into a slap fight with Guy Fieri and was the first contestant eliminated. He is currently employed as a sous chef at the Atlantic City Denny's.
 
I don't remember what happened to the young guy with the big nose that was tonys cousin, did he get wacked?
 
Sometimes, truth is more crazy than fiction.

Then, again, it was a good giggle, to read this, after it has been sleeping for so long.

First two episodes, had me thinking twice about following the series.
So Fucking callous, primitive, and rotten to the core.

There was no backstory or complexity, in the beginning. Just brutal violence.
 
....trying to put something besides political histrionics and meta discussion about political histrionics on the front page......
 
I like the general idea, of where TV series stars are, now.

(I am daydreaming about Game of Thrones.)
 
I still remember seeing the advertising for the show when it first started, either on the side of a bus stop or a phone stand kiosk off of Union Square.

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I thought it was amusing, but I didn't have HBO, so I didn't think anything of it and thought it'd be just another run-of-the-mill show.

Boy, was I ever wrong. It's amazing to look back at shit and see how one particular show changes up contemporary culture. And you really can only do it once. If I could go back and do certain things over, one of them would be to try and somehow capitalize off of certain zeitgeists like this.
 
It is so interestng to watch the first 2-3 shows, then watch as Tony evolves into his character, complete with hard core New Jersey accent.
 
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