Has Garnate become more popular than Dolf?

[Ilk]

Discuss.

 

[RobDownSouth]

To use an Archies comic comparison, Dolf is Veronica, the slut that has done everything at least once. Garnate is Betty, she'll fuck you all night.

 

[Not Normal]

It's like comparing a great stake and a wonderful BBQ (pick you favorite region, I'm not getting into that fight). It doesn't matter because both are delicious!

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Dolf - There is no substitute.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Maybe when Garnate posts in my vanity thread and draws me fairies just because I asked. Until then not in my book.

 

[spacekowboy]

Beat part is they are both low carb.

 

[dolf]

garnate overtook me, wrestled me to the ground, bound me and forced me to perform hours of oral sex on her while she assaulted me with a banana. I've been her bitch for over a year and I love every second of it

there always has been and always will be a shitload of posters more popular than me. anyone believing otherwise, and anyone thinking this kind of thing matters beyond high school, has some weirdarse issues.

I mean, wtf? really? where does this 'dolf is sooo popular' shit come from in the first place? it certainly doesn't come from reality, you delusional twit. I bitch, I flirt, I post a few pics.

my pm box has tumbleweeds.

 

[Noor]

This is a weird thread, there have to be better ways of creating drama, preferably with great humor than trying to start cat fights with people who don't care about popularity.
I mean it's not like we are in junior high or something and even then it would be stupid.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Instead of comparing, I propose a merging of the two into one singular, voluptuous, bombastic bodymind that will reign supreme over all for-ever.

She shall be called "Garnolf."

Or, "Dolfnate."

 

[Noor]

garnate overtook me, wrestled me to the ground, bound me and forced me to perform hours of oral sex on her while she assaulted me with a banana. I've been her bitch for over a year and I love every second of it

there always has been and always will be a shitload of posters more popular than me. anyone believing otherwise, and anyone thinking this kind of thing matters beyond high school, has some weirdarse issues.

I mean, wtf? really? where does this 'dolf is sooo popular' shit come from in the first place? it certainly doesn't come from reality, you delusional twit. I bitch, I flirt, I post a few pics.

my pm box has tumbleweeds.

It's like people who hang out at curves on a racetrack hoping for crashes and blood.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Instead of comparing, I propose a merging of the two into one singular, voluptuous, bombastic bodymind that will reign supreme over all for-ever.

She shall be called "Garnolf."

Or, "Dolfnate."

Maybe Dolfnate.

I see Garnolf and in my head a voice is screaming

THOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!

 

[cleaver]

sure.
why not?

which one's the republican again?

 

[spacekowboy]

Keeping with tradition, this should have been a poll (pole).

 

[dolf]

It's like people who hang out at curves on a racetrack hoping for crashes and blood.

then s/he should have picked two different women.

Keeping with tradition, this should have been a poll (pole).

where's the dolf option?

 

[Noor]

then s/he should have picked two different women.

exactly!

 

[snugglestruggle]

Smells like ALT work, the question is too suspicious.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I love Garnate I hate that bitch dolf

 

[neci]

my pm box has tumbleweeds.

yee haw!

for the weeds.

those things are so cool.

have you ever seen tumbleweeds?

 

[smoothg103rd]

yee haw!

for the weeds.

those things are so cool.

have you ever seen tumbleweeds?

Any body who starts off saying yee haw over a computer. Must be one lonely ass motherfucker

 

[neci]

I love Garnate I hate that bitch dolf

bitches need love too.

garnate is a bitch.

 

[neci]

Any body who starts off saying yee haw over a computer. Must be one lonely ass motherfucker

i bet you've never said, "yee haw!"

 

[dolf]

yee haw!

for the weeds.

those things are so cool.

have you ever seen tumbleweeds?

never.

and now I have to go to work knowing that i'm missing out on that coolness.

 

[neci]

never.

and now I have to go to work knowing that i'm missing out on that coolness.

tumble weeds belong on lists.

 

[smoothg103rd]

bitches need love too.

garnate is a bitch.

Do u see her beauty? Anybody who looks that good could be a bitch all they want.

 

[Noor]

http://youtu.be/ZLlLtSG7xe4