Fata Morgana
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If I had been around when nominations were going on, You would be included in round 2, Missy.
Aah.

Noone's fault. Let's kill him. Bringing back my twat.
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If I had been around when nominations were going on, You would be included in round 2, Missy.
I wouldn't belittle her by nominating her for your lame American Idol imitation, Ryan Scabcrest...
...besides, she already eternally holds a regal place of honor in the palm of my right hand.
If I had been around when nominations were going on, You would be included in round 2, Missy.
Remember that next Sunday.
Aah.
Noone's fault. Let's kill him. Bringing back my twat.![]()
I admit it. But it's like when Time named Ayatollah Khomeini "Man of the Year". Not an endorsement but she certainly made a mark on Lit during her time here.
She made a mark on my forehead cos I kept smashing my face into my keyboard with her endless jibber jabber.
I am loathe to suggest rule changes (I get lots of unsolicited suggestions each year for the Deadpool Competition) but may I suggest that beginning with the next round, anyone with less than, say, 30% of the votes be dropped from consideration, just like in baseball?
It's got to be mortifying to folks like Ishmael that week after week, 70% of the entire board have decided he will not be long remembered nor missed after his upcoming demise. Mortifying....death, get it? Heh heh!
I am loathe to suggest rule changes (I get lots of unsolicited suggestions each year for the Deadpool Competition) but may I suggest that beginning with the next round, anyone with less than, say, 30% of the votes be dropped from consideration, just like in baseball?
It's got to be mortifying to folks like Ishmael that week after week, 70% of the entire board have decided he will not be long remembered nor missed after his upcoming demise. Mortifying....death, get it? Heh heh!
I am loathe to suggest rule changes (I get lots of unsolicited suggestions each year for the Deadpool Competition) but may I suggest that beginning with the next round, anyone with less than, say, 30% of the votes be dropped from consideration, just like in baseball?
It's got to be mortifying to folks like Ishmael that week after week, 70% of the entire board have decided he will not be long remembered nor missed after his upcoming demise. Mortifying....death, get it? Heh heh!
Yes! And how about if we say that site owners and dead guys are not eligible for nomination? How about if we try that fucker on for size, huh???
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I am loathe to suggest rule changes (I get lots of unsolicited suggestions each year for the Deadpool Competition) but may I suggest that beginning with the next round, anyone with less than, say, 30% of the votes be dropped from consideration, just like in baseball?
It's got to be mortifying to folks like Ishmael that week after week, 70% of the entire board have decided he will not be long remembered nor missed after his upcoming demise. Mortifying....death, get it? Heh heh!
It's got to be mortifying to folks like Ishmael that week after week, 70% of the entire board have decided he will not be long remembered nor missed after his upcoming demise. Mortifying....death, get it? Heh heh!
Not really into these popularity contest things. However, that guy is a Grade A bigot and misogynist, those who vote for him must support his bigotry.
Not really into these popularity contest things. However, that guy is a Grade A bigot and misogynist, those who vote for him must support his bigotry.
And you hold a place on the restraining order she just applied for.
I don't buy that. It's like Noone said, Khomeini and Hitler were Time magazine's Men Of The Year. Acknowledging someone's importance is not the same thing as endorsing anything about their conduct or views.
Shut he gob or they'll be no púd bán for you!She made a mark on my forehead cos I kept smashing my face into my keyboard with her endless jibber jabber.
I had her on iggy most of the time. But like a car wreck on the side of the road...No kidding. She was on just about everyone's iggy list at one point or another.
Shut he gob or they'll be no púd bán for you!
I had her on iggy most of the time. But like a car wreck on the side of the road...
That's ok...
...she'd better get one against my left palm too, then.
I do see his point now. It's like my favourite Lit poster ever will never be mentioned cos probably only a couple of Brits will recall him.
Everyone remembers dollparts.
You're ambidouchetrous.
If I was doing my personal HOF it would be full of people like Eumenides and Olivianna and Pyper and Rhys and Glamorilla, but none of them are known by enough people anymore.