Porkwarrior
Midlife Man Whore
- Joined
- Nov 12, 2012
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Try to stay distracted...
What do you say to someone who you aren't interested in?
I'm gay. Or fart. Depends on the situation.
Ever have someone that just can't take a hint?
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Try to stay distracted...
What do you say to someone who you aren't interested in?
I'm gay. Or fart. Depends on the situation.
Ever have someone that just can't take a hint?
Often. But I work with Asberger candidates. They don't get subtlety.![]()
What do you do when you need to "fill your well"?
Hang with someone who makes you silly-laugh, nourish yourself fin all ways. Quiet time, time outside at a beach or a walk around a nearby lake.
Favorite ice cream/ toppings??
Favorite scent?
Freshly baked Chocolate Chip Cookies.
Favorite Movie Theater snack that isn't popcorn?
Freshly baked Chocolate Chip Cookies.
Favorite Movie Theater snack that isn't popcorn?
Junior Mints. Yum.
Favorite place to sit in the theater - front, back or in the midst of the crowd in the middle?
Favorite non-traditional activity in a place it isn't meant for?
According to the Halton Marine Unit...four miles out in Lake Ontario is no the proper place to kayak. I still like it, it's peaceful feeling small.
When was the last time you thumbed your nose at authority?
When was the last time you thumbed your nose at authority?
I have a great job in which, quiet frankly, I get paid to break things to pieces and put them back together as a consultant on large and often failing or struggling software integration projects. I never work a project that is on time and on budget - I get to work projects that have run amok. In this role, I am loyal to one person - the executive who signed the contract (and/or the board). This means I get to routinely defy, deny, torment and ignore petty bureaucrats, egomaniacal leaders, and other people who think their title actually holds meaning. I refer to it as the corporate Game of Thrones.
When was the last time you got pulled over by a cop?
Haven't driven regularly in almost 4 years now. So, just under 4 years ago.
What's the wildest you've been with a partner in a car?
Where is the worst place you've ever had sex?
In a swimming pool.
Can you lick your elbow?
Of course I had to try ... No. I can't. Nobody can, I think.
Do you tell if a cake went wrong why you serve your guests a trifle?
Definitely. Need to laugh at yourself to enjoy the world.
What is the most suggestive saying or picture you've ever worn on a shirt in public?
I should wear it at least once.I've never worn it, but I have a shirt I bought after a particularly eventful whitewater trip that says, "Paddle me, I like it rough!" with a graphic of a raft with a bunch of paddlers.I should wear it at least once.
What is your morning ritual?
Get up, make breakfast for the fam, computer time before starting my daily to do list.
how big is your house? beds/baths, etc? does it have a basement?
I have a 3 bedroom 2 bath full basement 3/4 of an acre
Is you AV a pic of you?

Nope- it is a famous american actressNatalie Portman. Love it tho
What is your favorite time of day to have sex?
I agree she's very hot!
Morning..night..damn anytime works for me
How much do you value for play?
I agree she's very hot!
Morning..night..damn anytime works for me
How much do you value for play?
Hubs has never done oral so I cant speak on that.I like a little fingering before but only for 1 or 2 O's... do it too long and it gets sore. There is a thing as too much foreplay. I am a fan of actually cumming, not just being close or turned on.Hubs has never done oral so I cant speak on that.
How many times a week do you masturbate? have sex?
I masturbate maybe 4-6 times a week. Sex is usually 1-2 times a week.I like a little fingering before but only for 1 or 2 O's... do it too long and it gets sore. There is a thing as too much foreplay. I am a fan of actually cumming, not just being close or turned on.Hubs has never done oral so I cant speak on that.
How many times a week do you masturbate? have sex?
I like a little fingering before but only for 1 or 2 O's... do it too long and it gets sore. There is a thing as too much foreplay. I am a fan of actually cumming, not just being close or turned on.Hubs has never done oral so I cant speak on that.
How many times a week do you masturbate? have sex?