Vagina face aliens

[loquere]

Someone should write a story involving female humanoid aliens with vaginas where their mouths should be, and mouths where their vaginas should be.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Someone should write a story involving female humanoid aliens with vaginas where their mouths should be, and mouths where their vaginas should be.

So they would be talking out of their cunts? Or where their cunts should be.

 

[Hypoxia]

Someone should write a story involving female humanoid aliens with vaginas where their mouths should be, and mouths where their vaginas should be.

Reminds me of a verse to a WWI song:

The French they are a funny race...
They fight with their feet and fuck with their face
Hinky, dinky, parlez-vous.​

I'm also reminded of R.Crumb's depiction of DickNose, a guy with a phallic schnoz. Let's add him to the mix.

OK, so we have these humanoid aliens; the women are cuntfaces and the men are dicknoses, both with crotch-mouths. Or maybe only females have crotch-mouths and the males have face-mouths, and nothing in their crotch; or maybe there's also a mouth or other (ALIEN!) organ down there. Hmmm...

Now what? Do the aliens only fuck within their species, or do they consort with Terran humans also? Are they an infiltration team, or an invasion force, or just (space)shipwrecked on Earth; or have human explorers happened upon their planet? Many different possible dynamics here.

 

[loquere]

Reminds me of a verse to a WWI song:

The French they are a funny race...
They fight with their feet and fuck with their face
Hinky, dinky, parlez-vous.​

I'm also reminded of R.Crumb's depiction of DickNose, a guy with a phallic schnoz. Let's add him to the mix.

OK, so we have these humanoid aliens; the women are cuntfaces and the men are dicknoses, both with crotch-mouths. Or maybe only females have crotch-mouths and the males have face-mouths, and nothing in their crotch; or maybe there's also a mouth or other (ALIEN!) organ down there. Hmmm...

Now what? Do the aliens only fuck within their species, or do they consort with Terran humans also? Are they an infiltration team, or an invasion force, or just (space)shipwrecked on Earth; or have human explorers happened upon their planet? Many different possible dynamics here.

In my mind they make contact with earth & start a Free Trade relationship, (this ends the current recession.) With free restriction on flow of goods and where they can go, they start to visit earth more and more as tourists & to conduct business and there students & professors start coming to out colleges to study & teach etc & humans do the same to their planet.

So yes they’d have sex with humans.

_ I see a story line where a rapist gets his dick bitten off.

 

[RicoLouis]

So they would be talking out of their cunts? Or where their cunts should be.

Better then talking out thier asses I guess. ; )

 

[loquere]

Better then talking out thier asses I guess. ; )

You've been on literotica since 1969 (created 1999) WHAT WITCH CRAFT IS THIS?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Better then talking out thier asses I guess. ; )

Laurel? Manu?

 

[Carnevil9]

So one of these alien vagina-face women, and a regular human woman, could get together and 69 each other while both are standing up!

 

[loquere]

So one of these alien vagina-face women, and a regular human woman, could get together and 69 each other while both are standing up!

LOL @ Loquere did not think of that.

 

[loquere]

So one of these alien vagina-face women, and a regular human woman, could get together and 69 each other while both are standing up!

That is very hot!

 

[jacktar48]

You've been on literotica since 1969 (created 1999) WHAT WITCH CRAFT IS THIS?

Time travel.

Or there was a brief experiment in 1969 and everyone went to prison for 30 years.

 

[Hypoxia]

So one of these alien vagina-face women, and a regular human woman, could get together and 69 each other while both are standing up!

Well, mutual cunnilingus, anyway. I'm not sure of the number. A dicknose crotch-mouth male alien and a human (either gender) could have stand-up fun also.

But let's expand this a little and consider the geometry. So we have aliens with their genitalia in their skulls and their mouths between their legs. Where are their assholes? Shouldn't be adjacent to mouths, so look at the back of their heads. Where are their eyes and ears? Still on their heads.

That leads to a group session like this: Male #1 (Argo) stands 'facing' female #1 (Foga) with his dicknose in her facecunt and their mouths frenching. Male #2 (Bogo) stands behind Foga with his dicknose inserted in her back-of-the-head anus. Female #2 (Cuna) sits on the ground before Bobo with his crotch-mouth slurping her facecunt. Just a normal day in Phatland.

Then the humans arrive. I'll let y'all work out the geometry yourselves. Kind of like the constipated mathematician who worked it out with a pencil.

The above assumes that male alien anatomy has only eyes, ears, and dicknose on the skull, and a crotch-mouth. Suppose the head also contains a mouth; then, the anus will be in the normal human location. But what does the alien make have between his legs? AN ALIEN ORGAN! (Y'all get to invent it.) (No, I'll start. It's a prehensile nose, like an elephant's trunk. Dicknose still has to breathe while fucking, right?)

Ties like this, I wish I was a graphic artist and not just a photographer. These aliens need to be sketched-out before we can fully visualize the possibilities.

 

[jacktar48]

Well, mutual cunnilingus, anyway. I'm not sure of the number. A dicknose crotch-mouth male alien and a human (either gender) could have stand-up fun also.

But let's expand this a little and consider the geometry. So we have aliens with their genitalia in their skulls and their mouths between their legs. Where are their assholes? Shouldn't be adjacent to mouths, so look at the back of their heads. Where are their eyes and ears? Still on their heads.

That leads to a group session like this: Male #1 (Argo) stands 'facing' female #1 (Foga) with his dicknose in her facecunt and their mouths frenching. Male #2 (Bogo) stands behind Foga with his dicknose inserted in her back-of-the-head anus. Female #2 (Cuna) sits on the ground before Bobo with his crotch-mouth slurping her facecunt. Just a normal day in Phatland.

Then the humans arrive. I'll let y'all work out the geometry yourselves. Kind of like the constipated mathematician who worked it out with a pencil.

The above assumes that male alien anatomy has only eyes, ears, and dicknose on the skull, and a crotch-mouth. Suppose the head also contains a mouth; then, the anus will be in the normal human location. But what does the alien make have between his legs? AN ALIEN ORGAN! (Y'all get to invent it.) (No, I'll start. It's a prehensile nose, like an elephant's trunk. Dicknose still has to breathe while fucking, right?)

Ties like this, I wish I was a graphic artist and not just a photographer. These aliens need to be sketched-out before we can fully visualize the possibilities.

Oh Gawd...if I don't stop laughing I'm going to throw up.

 

[jacktar48]

Well, mutual cunnilingus, anyway. I'm not sure of the number. A dicknose crotch-mouth male alien and a human (either gender) could have stand-up fun also.

But let's expand this a little and consider the geometry. So we have aliens with their genitalia in their skulls and their mouths between their legs. Where are their assholes? Shouldn't be adjacent to mouths, so look at the back of their heads. Where are their eyes and ears? Still on their heads.

That leads to a group session like this: Male #1 (Argo) stands 'facing' female #1 (Foga) with his dicknose in her facecunt and their mouths frenching. Male #2 (Bogo) stands behind Foga with his dicknose inserted in her back-of-the-head anus. Female #2 (Cuna) sits on the ground before Bobo with his crotch-mouth slurping her facecunt. Just a normal day in Phatland.

Then the humans arrive. I'll let y'all work out the geometry yourselves. Kind of like the constipated mathematician who worked it out with a pencil.

The above assumes that male alien anatomy has only eyes, ears, and dicknose on the skull, and a crotch-mouth. Suppose the head also contains a mouth; then, the anus will be in the normal human location. But what does the alien make have between his legs? AN ALIEN ORGAN! (Y'all get to invent it.) (No, I'll start. It's a prehensile nose, like an elephant's trunk. Dicknose still has to breathe while fucking, right?)

Ties like this, I wish I was a graphic artist and not just a photographer. These aliens need to be sketched-out before we can fully visualize the possibilities.

The thing is, organs are placed as they are in humans for legitimate reasons.

The mouth should always be higher than the stomach or swallowing becomes a problem. So either the alien women have stomachs in their thighs, or they were evolved in a place where people stood on their heads a lot.

In any case, it should be noted that while they can suck cock standing up, they never swallow.

Also the brain is best placed near the major sensory organs. If the alien lady's mouth is a major sensory organ, which I assume it is, the brain must be in her pelvis and her eyes and ears and nose close by.

Why does she need a head, anyway?

Oh, yes; it's the pussy housing. Well.

In that case, is her uterus in her skull? Pregnancy could be a real problem. You see a woman walking around with a head the size of a basketball, and you say, "Yep, Alice is knocked up again. Wonder when she first noticed her hats didnt fit any more?"

 

[loquere]

Well, mutual cunnilingus, anyway. I'm not sure of the number. A dicknose crotch-mouth male alien and a human (either gender) could have stand-up fun also.

But let's expand this a little and consider the geometry. So we have aliens with their genitalia in their skulls and their mouths between their legs. Where are their assholes? Shouldn't be adjacent to mouths, so look at the back of their heads. Where are their eyes and ears? Still on their heads.

That leads to a group session like this: Male #1 (Argo) stands 'facing' female #1 (Foga) with his dicknose in her facecunt and their mouths frenching. Male #2 (Bogo) stands behind Foga with his dicknose inserted in her back-of-the-head anus. Female #2 (Cuna) sits on the ground before Bobo with his crotch-mouth slurping her facecunt. Just a normal day in Phatland.

Then the humans arrive. I'll let y'all work out the geometry yourselves. Kind of like the constipated mathematician who worked it out with a pencil.

The above assumes that male alien anatomy has only eyes, ears, and dicknose on the skull, and a crotch-mouth. Suppose the head also contains a mouth; then, the anus will be in the normal human location. But what does the alien make have between his legs? AN ALIEN ORGAN! (Y'all get to invent it.) (No, I'll start. It's a prehensile nose, like an elephant's trunk. Dicknose still has to breathe while fucking, right?)

Ties like this, I wish I was a graphic artist and not just a photographer. These aliens need to be sketched-out before we can fully visualize the possibilities.

I was going to leave the Anus in the normal location, & have their feces/excrement/Winnie the Pooh come out as cotton candy.

 

[loquere]

The thing is, organs are placed as they are in humans for legitimate reasons.

The mouth should always be higher than the stomach or swallowing becomes a problem. So either the alien women have stomachs in their thighs, or they were evolved in a place where people stood on their heads a lot.

In any case, it should be noted that while they can suck cock standing up, they never swallow.

Also the brain is best placed near the major sensory organs. If the alien lady's mouth is a major sensory organ, which I assume it is, the brain must be in her pelvis and her eyes and ears and nose close by.

Why does she need a head, anyway?

Oh, yes; it's the pussy housing. Well.

In that case, is her uterus in her skull? Pregnancy could be a real problem. You see a woman walking around with a head the size of a basketball, and you say, "Yep, Alice is knocked up again. Wonder when she first noticed her hats didnt fit any more?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f68VXKMZT1Q

 

[Hypoxia]

Oh Gawd...if I don't stop laughing I'm going to throw up.

Send in an order to Barf-Bags-R-Us.

The thing is, organs are placed as they are in humans for legitimate reasons.

Indeed, but aliens may have different legitimate reasons. That's why they're alien. As authors in Phantasyland, we can invent those reasons, or leave them unspoken. They need merely be consistent, not realistic. The scenarios I outlined above all follow a certain skewed logic. Logic is fun and needn't reflect recognized reality. For instance, 1+1=3 for large enough values of 1.

Once a logical relation is defined, we can run with it. So, start with a premise: these meta-hominid aliens have genitalia on their skulls and eating/breathing portals inside their hips. Depending on the species, males may have mouths under their dicknoses and/or in their groins. We can define species with varied anatomies, with the dicknose and cuntface being constant and all else placed wherever we want. Authors are gods. Selah!

Once we have the relation, we can invent the logic. WHY do aliens have such anatomies?

1) Their world is vastly different than ours and requires such features.
2) They are products of extraordinary mutation and/or gene splicing.
3) They only SEEM to be built this way; they're really telepathic ogres.
4) (Easy way out.) No reason meed be given -- they just ARE.

At least they aren't unicorns.

 

[loquere]

Send in an order to Barf-Bags-R-Us.


Indeed, but aliens may have different legitimate reasons. That's why they're alien. As authors in Phantasyland, we can invent those reasons, or leave them unspoken. They need merely be consistent, not realistic.

Spot on Govanah!

 

[FantasyXY]

How about if the aliens are just copies of humans genetically engineered by a, umm, superior life form. The vagina on their face is actually their mouth. The superior life form got their design all wrong when they came to visit earth, and happened upon an ancient blow job festival.

The engineered women are supposed to be exact copies of earth women, and are a plot to take over the world. Instead taking over the world, these women all endure a lifetime of being called names...

"Hey fuck-face. Get over here and... "

 

[jacktar48]

Send in an order to Barf-Bags-R-Us.


Indeed, but aliens may have different legitimate reasons. That's why they're alien. As authors in Phantasyland, we can invent those reasons, or leave them unspoken. They need merely be consistent, not realistic. The scenarios I outlined above all follow a certain skewed logic. Logic is fun and needn't reflect recognized reality. For instance, 1+1=3 for large enough values of 1.

Once a logical relation is defined, we can run with it. So, start with a premise: these meta-hominid aliens have genitalia on their skulls and eating/breathing portals inside their hips. Depending on the species, males may have mouths under their dicknoses and/or in their groins. We can define species with varied anatomies, with the dicknose and cuntface being constant and all else placed wherever we want. Authors are gods. Selah!

Once we have the relation, we can invent the logic. WHY do aliens have such anatomies?

1) Their world is vastly different than ours and requires such features.
2) They are products of extraordinary mutation and/or gene splicing.
3) They only SEEM to be built this way; they're really telepathic ogres.
4) (Easy way out.) No reason meed be given -- they just ARE.

At least they aren't unicorns.

Make that express delivery, please.

 

[jacktar48]

How about if the aliens are just copies of humans genetically engineered by a, umm, superior life form. The vagina on their face is actually their mouth. The superior life form got their design all wrong when they came to visit earth, and happened upon an ancient blow job festival.

The engineered women are supposed to be exact copies of earth women, and are a plot to take over the world. Instead taking over the world, these women all endure a lifetime of being called names...

"Hey fuck-face. Get over here and... "

No! Stop! I can't stand it! And the barf-bags are not here yet!

"Yeah? Well suck my nose, cunt-mouth!"

 

[RicoLouis]

Time travel.

Or there was a brief experiment in 1969 and everyone went to prison for 30 years.

Something like that, or maybe abducted by vagina faced aliens.

 

[Hypoxia]

How about if the aliens are just copies of humans genetically engineered by a, umm, superior life form. The vagina on their face is actually their mouth. The superior life form got their design all wrong when they came to visit earth, and happened upon an ancient blow job festival.

The engineered women are supposed to be exact copies of earth women, and are a plot to take over the world. Instead taking over the world, these women all endure a lifetime of being called names...

"Hey fuck-face. Get over here and... "

This is very very good. And don't forget their male counterparts, the dickheads.

 

[RicoLouis]

This is very very good. And don't forget their male counterparts, the dickheads.

No its dick noses, the females have no noses/dicks and the males have no mouths/vagina on their heads. Don't ask where the breast are?

 

[Hypoxia]

And don't forget their male counterparts, the dickheads.

No its dick noses, the females have no noses/dicks and the males have no mouths/vagina on their heads. Don't ask where the breast are?

Dickheads and dicknoses are different species. I've seen pictures.