How about HABOOB?

Maybe Haboob can be a detective in a town called Mount Pilot. Help kids find lost dogs, and help parents find lost weekends. Look for the mysterious burglar known as Mike Hunt.
 
Maybe Haboob can be a detective in a town called Mount Pilot. Help kids find lost dogs, and help parents find lost weekends. Look for the mysterious burglar known as Mike Hunt.

Maybe Haboob has partners, Jboobj and boobcraft68, they could be the new version of that old kids series the Three Investigators
 
Add a lame sidekick Soulful Boobs to that group and we've got a Mann booker award winner there.

Got it. We'd be some type of A-Team type group of boobs for hire.

And we are ever diligent watching for trouble on our secret satellite...the Boob Tube.
 
You have to watch out for boob gangs. They are recruiting them now when they are just young titties.

Good thing Haboob is keeping abreast of the situation.

Yeah, but no one can stand before these Boob Bandits, led by the very cynical, twin brother of Haboob - Habooboob.
 
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