Queersetti
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You Want To Read A Funny Thread?
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RobDownSouth
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Garbage Can was a hot mess until he hooked up with his Vetteman.
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parodyluvr75
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Not even blankets are safe.
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There is a 'Ask the Sexpert' column in the local daily which I read because of how hilarious the questions are. And I've been amazed at the number of times I've seen some guy talk about splinters in his penis from masturbating by rubbing himself against the bed post.
Examples of the types of questions asked, below.
Q. I am a 20-year-old man. I masturbate every day. Does this mean I am HIV positive or is it normal behaviour?
Q. If I have unprotected sex with a woman who cannot conceive, will it affect my chances of becoming a father in future?
Q. what if i mastrubate in sick situation like weakness ?
if i am not feeling well like some weakness is there in the body. body pain, digestion issue.
Examples of the types of questions asked, below.
Q. I am a 20-year-old man. I masturbate every day. Does this mean I am HIV positive or is it normal behaviour?
Q. If I have unprotected sex with a woman who cannot conceive, will it affect my chances of becoming a father in future?
Q. what if i mastrubate in sick situation like weakness ?
if i am not feeling well like some weakness is there in the body. body pain, digestion issue.
Laurel
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Seriously?
I'm neither an expert nor a doctor, but were it my column I would tell him that it's unlikely HIV, but very likely asscancer with possible cheapassspices.
Laurel
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Best post of the thread:
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=21276002&postcount=6
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=21276002&postcount=6
Sammael Bard
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They tore his diginity to pieces, though. 
subdued_passion
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The questions are from people writing in their queries from all over the country. So it's funny that the doc usually responds by telling them to google the subject, which is how he responded to the HIV question too.
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Q. I’m planning to have intercourse with my wife. But my foreskin doesn’t slip back. I am afraid that having sex will be a painful. Please help.
I recently got married and I’m planning to have intercourse with my wife. But I’m worried as my foreskin doesn’t slip back when the penis is erect. However, I can easily slip the foreskin back when it’s not erect. My glans used to be hyper-sensitive earlier and I had applied Lox 2% gel, following which, I got relief. I am scared to wear a condom as well. I am afraid that having sex will be a painful experience. Please help.
Some guys don't wait till marriage, they wait even after- get all their medical facts first.
And these are all written in.
Queersetti
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I was perusing some old threads for nostalgia sake. While reading this thread (A gem itself, well worth reading),I Was Cyber-raped in Literotica I stumbled over a link to what became known as The Fleece Fucker Thread.
Queersetti
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Those folks would be well advised to not seek help on the GB.
Queersetti
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I miss E_E.
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I get worried when people find old threads, cause theres a good chance I posted in them and was all sorts of stupid.
Sammael Bard
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Mr. Jesus was apparently misled to this den of debauchery by one of his disciples.
Lorilei
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That's a damn shame. I have some questions for that guy.
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Queersetti
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Sammael Bard
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Not as funny as the fleece fucker's thread. That was real humor going out there, especially that batman guy.
This is just being mean and slapping each other's back.
Queersetti
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Little is as funny as the Fleece Fucker thread.
Don't know who you mean by "batman guy"? Catfish? He was hilarious on that thread. Although he put a lot of people off Ranch Dressing for awhile.
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What's this "Little"? Different thread?
