Safe DIY/Household anal toys

Mistangelique

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Boy wants anal play. What household items can I safely violate him with? I'm thinking the smaller the better to start. He's had an experience once, and wants to get back to it. Thus far, I've stuck to a finger, but I'd love to surprise him (with permission) tonight!
 
round kitchen utensils are good, like the ends of wooden spoon and things like that :)
 
Candles have done the trick in an "emergency" for my wife and I. The tapered, candlestick type are very nice. A little lube and away you go!!
 
Sex toys are relatively cheap. Just find the nearest store and buy a smaller size taper plug to use. If he likes it then you can move on to larger ones.
 
If your utensils for preparing food or eating food have splinters, then they should be thrown out LONG before you even start a list of household toys...

I don't generally have back and forth friction issues on my wooden spoon.:eek:

I did break down and make an amazon order to be delivered for this weekend. :D
 
I don't generally have back and forth friction issues on my wooden spoon.:eek: ...

Even still, wooden kitchen utensils should use a boxwood or equally fine grained wood that is less susceptible to splintering.

Now if you want to talk about friction, that's another matter all together. Wooden utensils aren't going to be the best for frictionless use, but that wasn't the point you raised that I was addressing...
 
Anything that could conceivably slip all the way inside does not meet the standard for "safe", and there's nothing sexy about explaining to everyone in the ER how you came to have a cucumber lodged in your ass.
 
Boy wants anal play. What household items can I safely violate him with? I'm thinking the smaller the better to start. He's had an experience once, and wants to get back to it. Thus far, I've stuck to a finger, but I'd love to surprise him (with permission) tonight!
I love really large cucumbers, nice and cold, with a slight curve on one end...
 
Ha!

I'm pretty sure every super horny person has done something with a cucumber at one point or another, lol, I know I have ;)
 
I haven't heard anyone mention carrots or the plastic handle of a ladle, etc.
What's the story on these?
 
Anything that could conceivably slip all the way inside does not meet the standard for "safe", and there's nothing sexy about explaining to everyone in the ER how you came to have a cucumber lodged in your ass.

If a cucumber (or similar) is small enough to slip all the way inside, it's small enough to expel easily by bearing down in it. Things with odd shapes and angles can be riskier and things that might break while inserted can be downright dangerous.

If you're worried about splinters, use a condom. Also: silicone lube rocks.
 
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