Have You Ever...hye V.2

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Have you ever...had a partner wring vodka out of their undergarments into your mouth?
 
Yes. Certainly.

HYE Been bothered by a pet trying to get a slice of the action when you've been hard at it on the floor?

Yes, her dog. It just watched then got lonely and stuck it's nose up my bottom.... I can not have sex with a pet in the room.... I just can't.

HYE got caught doing something "adventures" by someone you know well?
 
Yes, her dog. It just watched then got lonely and stuck it's nose up my bottom.... I can not have sex with a pet in the room.... I just can't.

HYE got caught doing something "adventures" by someone you know well?

My Ex once caught me naked, with half a hard on, porn playing on the computer, standing in the middle of the room, holding a fishing net, with a bat flying around my head.


HYE caught a SO watching porn when they didn't know you were watching.
 
My Ex once caught me naked, with half a hard on, porn playing on the computer, standing in the middle of the room, holding a fishing net, with a bat flying around my head.


HYE caught a SO watching porn when they didn't know you were watching.

Nope, lol...would be fun though.

HYE posted in both HYE threads at the same time?
 
Nope, lol...would be fun though.

HYE posted in both HYE threads at the same time?

I thought Laurel closed the old one down and couldn't find another?


HYE wanted to rip your own arm off just so you had something to throw at your Ex?
 
nope.

HYE made any kind of pie from scratch?

Peach. My peach pie is fucking AWESOME. I am not afraid to brag, lol. Every year I buy a bushel of Baby Gold peaches, rare but super delicious cling stone variety...awesome in pies. Yeah...I live in Canadian peach country and gush about peaches, lol.


HYE had a man turn you on by his cooking ability? Lol
 
Many.. The only pies I really eat.

HYE: Given a pie to a perfect stranger?

no, but only because I'd never take one from a stranger, either.

Peach. My peach pie is fucking AWESOME. I am not afraid to brag, lol. Every year I buy a bushel of Baby Gold peaches, rare but super delicious cling stone variety...awesome in pies. Yeah...I live in Canadian peach country and gush about peaches, lol.


HYE had a man turn you on by his cooking ability? Lol

no, but if I ever met a man who would cook for me... hubby should probably be worried. ;)

HYE set off the fire alarm when you made microwave popcorn?
 


HYE set off the fire alarm when you made microwave popcorn?

Power outage, Jiffy Pop, and a hibachi in the living room don't mix well with smoke alarms....but never a microwave :D


HYE used a fire alarm to grab a hard & fast quickie?
 
Power outage, Jiffy Pop, and a hibachi in the living room don't mix well with smoke alarms....but never a microwave :D


HYE used a fire alarm to grab a hard & fast quickie?

No

Have you ever tried to pick someone up, been rejected, then have someone who overheard offer to stand in?
 
well, sort of, the guy that passed couldn't resist having sloppy seconds.

hye had sex with a celebrity, or someone general people might know?
Sounds like you had the last laugh!

A few years ago I was *with* a well known Broadway performer. She was the understudy when we started together. She has quite a career now!

HYE had sex with someone who you met years later and couldn’t quite place them only to realize later?
 
Oh yeah. We all look so different than in high school. Except me. I even have the same hair. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Hye had a random hook up and later realized they were famous-ish?
 
Hye had a random hook up and later realized they were famous-ish?

Yes, but I knew she was the local news anchor already. She didn't know I knew.

HYE had a random hook up with someone and then found out later they were married to someone you know?
 
Yep. Oy what a mess.


HYE hooked up with the one that got away, much later in life, and realized you actually dodged a bullet?
 
LOL. Yes. I still see her around too. Awkward.

HYE hooked up with an old flame years later and wished you'd tried harder to make it work all those years ago?
 
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