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electrosux

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To me the next best orgasm from other than a woman is getting one from my vacuum. Has anyone else done this? Ladies you are welcome also!
 
electrosux said:
To me the next best orgasm from other than a woman is getting one from my vacuum. Has anyone else done this? Ladies you are welcome also!
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Not sure how it would work for women. It would be interesting to see a guy use one though since I'm a curious cat.

But the way you feel about your vacuum is how I feel about my detachable shower head ;)
 
I am not really sure what am I supposed to do with a vacuum cleaner :confused:
 
TiniMims said:
Not sure how it would work for women. It would be interesting to see a guy use one though since I'm a curious cat.

But the way you feel about your vacuum is how I feel about my detachable shower head ;)
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I agree, a detachable shower head has made my cock explode many times. If you move the flow of water and adjust the force it leads to the most pleasant eruptions. I love the shower head.
 
Vortex Vibrations

Clit sucking vaccuum attachment. Wearin' out the vaccuum motor, meanwhile everyone wonders how come your house still looks like a pig sty.
 
Oh. So that's it.

I often wondered why the vacuum cleaner had been moved but nothing had been cleaned.
 
I knew a guy once, very well hung, who decided to get to know his vacuum cleaner very intimately. As he was drunk, very drunk, he fell asleep. The motor caught fire, the fire brigade answered the smoke alarm, and when they kicked the door in, they were greeted by a sleeping drunk man, with his cock in the hose. He still has not been let forget that night. A true story !!!
 
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I just texted my husband. "Have you been having sex with the vacuum cleaner?"

He replied, "What makes you think that?

I said, "It just killed itself."
 
To me the next best orgasm from other than a woman is getting one from my vacuum. Has anyone else done this?
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Really, I can think of better ways to get off, but to each his own, I suppose.

Try this one on for size: www.venusformen.com

I think you'll find it a better choice, and you won't ruin your wife's vacuum cleaner.
 
I've heard of this often, but always thought it was a lark.

Guys really use a vacuum to suck them off?
 
I was always too afraid that I would wind up being the butt of the joke for all eternity for some paramedic or ER. My exwife was a nurse and heard some good stories. Some of them were pretty hard to believe.
 
Now I'm curious, and weighing the pros and cons of getting it on with my shopvac. So far the cons are winning. Risk of injury to my manly parts trumps just about every other pro.
 
What happens when wifey can't get it to clean, looks up the pipe, and sees gobs of jis covered in dust?
It's a bitch when you can't even talk your hoover into a bbbj
You know that sucker wont swallow.
 
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I'm confused ..would this be considered dirty or clean sex? (Someone had to say it...)
 
I'm really bummed now that I heard my vac won't swallow. Maybe I need to be nicer to it, maybe giving it lots of compliments. Could also take it out to dinner and a movie or maybe let it suck up a few bills first.
 
Please excuse me if I seem rude but my bullshit antenna is going up here, especially seeing that the poster is pretty new and wondering if this isn't a bit of trolling. I've never stuck my dick in a vacuum cleaner and everything I've read as warnings is that the suction in a standard vacuum cleaner could do true damage to a guys vascular system. There are indeed little "auto suck" toys for artificial blowjobs but these little battery powered devices have nowhere near the suction of a real vacuum cleaner. My advice, find a woman who truly loves to suck cock and enjoy. Keep your dick out of vacuum cleaners, automatic milking machines, and electric sanderd. LOL!!
 
My vacuum cleaner has never had an orgasm.

Gods, I feel bad now. What kind of man am I?
 
amofiga said:
Please excuse me if I seem rude but my bullshit antenna is going up here, especially seeing that the poster is pretty new and wondering if this isn't a bit of trolling. I've never stuck my dick in a vacuum cleaner and everything I've read as warnings is that the suction in a standard vacuum cleaner could do true damage to a guys vascular system.
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Oh, ye of little faith. Read this:

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/914/whats-up-with-vacuum-cleaner-wounds-to-the-penis

Please note that the injuries evidently came from contact with the fan blades, not the suction. My own adventures were with an Electrolux canister vacuum with a six-foot hose, which gave me ample margin when avoiding the fan blades. Just so you know. As for the Hoover Dustettes mentioned in the article, well, they may be a different story. Can any of you Brits out there give us the Straight Dope?
 
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