A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .

[pensivepoet]

Done and done and imagined

Damn
Now you got me imagining it

 

[HarryHill]

Damn
Now you got me imagining it

Ha! Hysteria Laughing my ass off

 

[pensivepoet]

Ha! Hysteria Laughing my ass off

Now that i've spliced into your mind~a clear channel into your imagination, all I can say is
Harry, you dirty bastard!

 

[butters]

Now that i've spliced into your mind~a clear channel into your imagination, all I can say is
Harry, you dirty bastard!

*smiles down into her drink*

ya think?

 

[pensivepoet]

It's ok, i purged it with an image of janet reno, yasser arafat, and madeleine albright having a threesome.
All cured

 

[butters]

It's ok, i purged it with an image of janet reno, yasser arafat, and madeleine albright having a threesome.
All cured

that'd do it...

glass of wine? shot of rye? coffee?

 

[pensivepoet]

Whiskey with a milk chaser
(i'm on a health kick)

 

[butters]

Whiskey with a milk chaser
(i'm on a health kick)

*looks at p.p strangely...*


milk chaser? ok, here - knock yourself out. *milk? must be a 'murican thang*

 

[pensivepoet]

For the love of anything holy or unholy, butters, would you stop reminding me of that horrible, repulsive, detestable, ridiculous moniker i quite w/out intent stuck myself with?
Alex, please
Why? Cuz it's short, pedestrian, and easily overlooked.
Extra credit if you can guess one of the two movies i lifted it from.
In one, he's the star~but never seen.
In the other, he's seen, but his name isn't really alex.
Riddle me that, Batman!

 

[HarryHill]

For the love of anything holy or unholy, butters, would you stop reminding me of that horrible, repulsive, detestable, ridiculous moniker i quite w/out intent stuck myself with?
Alex, please
Why? Cuz it's short, pedestrian, and easily overlooked.
Extra credit if you can guess one of the two movies i lifted it from.
In one, he's the star~but never seen.
In the other, he's seen, but his name isn't really alex.
Riddle me that, Batman!

< points PP ...snerk

 

[butters]

For the love of anything holy or unholy, butters, would you stop reminding me of that horrible, repulsive, detestable, ridiculous moniker i quite w/out intent stuck myself with?
Alex, please
Why? Cuz it's short, pedestrian, and easily overlooked.
Extra credit if you can guess one of the two movies i lifted it from.
In one, he's the star~but never seen.
In the other, he's seen, but his name isn't really alex.
Riddle me that, Batman!

Alex it is

too sleepy for riddles. time i was in bed and snuggled down.

 

[pensivepoet]

Oh nevermind
Time for me to get back to my own neighborhood. Happy hour there.
Cheers

 

[pensivepoet]

G'nite Butters

 

[butters]

nite

 

[diogenes1984]

Good evening all,

I am Diogenes. I might be anathema, as I enjoy both prose and poetry. My favourite poem is the Rubaiyat attributed to Omar Khayyam. I dabble in Haiku occassionally to relax.

Currently rereading some of Kipling's poetry at the moment.

Any questions let me know.

Diogenes

 

[pensivepoet]

Nice to meet you, Dio
I'm the resident curse round here, so you should be safe.
Might wanna lay low with the haiku, though~there's snipers on the roof.

 

[diogenes1984]

Thanks Pensive..

I will try to remember to wear some kevlar, if I start posting my Haiku!

D

 

[HarryHill]

Thanks Pensive..

I will try to remember to wear some kevlar, if I start posting my Haiku!

D

Kevlar's not much help when you are Diogenes heads of cabbage thrown
I like haiku
cocktail?
..
A poet haikus into a bar
where alcohol is only half the draw
as giggles in the corner attest

*sips, head bobbles*

 

[HarryHill]

*looks at p.p strangely...*


milk chaser? ok, here - knock yourself out. *milk? must be a 'murican thang*

*points at butters* ah ha haaha...

 

[butters]

*points at butters* ah ha haaha...

laugh it up, apple-pie boy x

 

[butters]

just enjoying the cool shade in here before braving the heat...

procrastinating by painting my nails first

 

[HarryHill]

just enjoying the cool shade in here before braving the heat...

procrastinating by painting my nails first

Which shade fits your fancy most
cool windowed room or the paint on your toes?

 

[butters]

Which shade fits your fancy most
cool windowed room or the paint on your toes?

oh the room, no hesitation

after all, it holds memories
like that first time i came in and sat next to a man nursing his thoughts

 

[HarryHill]

oh the room, no hesitation

after all, it holds memories
like that first time i came in and sat next to a man nursing his thoughts

Merely introspection, internal conversations with water bearers and flautists of another shade who told me to shut up, turn around, see those eyes appraising thee, fall into the blue.

 

[butters]

don't know how i don't bore you rigid, 2/3 of our conversations must be about how sleepy i am because of our time differences

time for a glass of red... it'll last all evening