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The Isolated Blurt Thread VII: 7th Heaven

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You know that's the second time that's happened to me on a Blurt? Months ago I blurted about someone not on the site, and some dude user - a guy I don't think I've ever even had any contact with - totally went off on me thinking I was talking about him. And I don't even understand how he could think that in the context of what I'd blurted. It was surreal.

I guess the lesson is to keep my Blurts light & fluffy-like.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/4a49d219ded2d290a3287db205ec6ddc/tumblr_mv3k41PqUo1rw872io1_500.jpg
 
Laurel said:
You know that's the second time that's happened to me on a Blurt? Months ago I blurted about someone not on the site, and some dude user - a guy I don't think I've ever even had any contact with - totally went off on me thinking I was talking about him. And I don't even understand how he could think that in the context of what I'd blurted. It was surreal.

I guess the lesson is to keep my Blurts light & fluffy-like.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/4a49d219ded2d290a3287db205ec6ddc/tumblr_mv3k41PqUo1rw872io1_500.jpg
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so?
that blurt was about me?

that's fucked up, you know!
yeah! you do know! you know...
i mean you can't be that stupid, boss lady...
i know you know you know, cuz i know
and now all of them know...

you...
you....
rotten c-word!

and if you think you can be all high and mighty becuz you light the lights here,
you go right ahead!

who's looking the fool now?

oh and fuck you!

you think george and martha and that little bugger don't know what you're up to!

just try'n stop me!
fucker!

as to the fluffshit! you can cram that shit right up your gaping a-word!
 
cleaver said:
so?
that blurt was about me?

that's fucked up, you know!
yeah! you do know! you know...
i mean you can't be that stupid, boss lady...
i know you know you know, cuz i know
and now all of them know...

you...
you....
rotten c-word!

and if you think you can be all high and mighty becuz you light the lights here,
you go right ahead!

who's looking the fool now?

oh and fuck you!

you think george and martha and that little bugger don't know what you're up to!

just try'n stop me!
fucker!

as to the fluffshit! you can cram that shit right up your gaping a-word!
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I'm so happy right now :D :D :D

http://31.media.tumblr.com/e79732ac8be49af7fad803bbbb5f5eb0/tumblr_mwgk3zNrgn1sgl0ajo1_400.gif
 
Laurel said:
You know that's the second time that's happened to me on a Blurt? Months ago I blurted about someone not on the site, and some dude user - a guy I don't think I've ever even had any contact with - totally went off on me thinking I was talking about him. And I don't even understand how he could think that in the context of what I'd blurted. It was surreal.

I guess the lesson is to keep my Blurts light & fluffy-like.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/4a49d219ded2d290a3287db205ec6ddc/tumblr_mv3k41PqUo1rw872io1_500.jpg
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This is totally about me and how the humidity is fucking up my hair, isn't it?

That's hurtful. :(
 
no.
it's about me lori!
don't you get all up in this!

i just wanna know what the effen c-word
meant by showing us the
ass hole end of a huge pink tribble...?
(i meant a-h-word!)

and what's sulu's mom doing there?
 
You know, I don't even care if the object of my blurt ever read it. They'll go on playing their teenage girl drama games no matter what I say anyhow. But the resulting lulz here - just priceless.
 
cleaver said:
no.
it's about me lori!
don't you get all up in this!

i just wanna know what the effen c-word
meant by showing us the
ass hole end of a huge pink tribble...?
(i meant a-h-word!)

and what's sulu's mom doing there?
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Combing wildly fluffy bunnies, apparently.
 


I've had it with National Public Radio (NPR) and their "moderation" of comments.


"Moderation" is inchoate, random and utterly incomprehensible.


​
 
The aircon is blowing right on me, I'm goosepimply and shivering, I really want a sweater right now, but there's a cat on my lap and the boyfriend is deep in important work stuff.
 
cleaver said:
oh, sure!
you say that now...
when there's an audience.

i know how you work behind the scenes...
f-word-ing voodoo!
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If I had proper f-word voodoo, the planet would be carpeted in bunnies like the above, only in an array of soothing pastels.
 
Laurel said:
You know that's the second time that's happened to me on a Blurt? Months ago I blurted about someone not on the site, and some dude user - a guy I don't think I've ever even had any contact with - totally went off on me thinking I was talking about him. And I don't even understand how he could think that in the context of what I'd blurted. It was surreal.

I guess the lesson is to keep my Blurts light & fluffy-like.
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Query always thinks it's about him.
:nods:
 
This is sort of embarrassing, but... a few weeks ago I found this rice-type stuff. Zero-calories, all fiber, made of konnyaku, same as the shirataki noodles. Anyhow, it wasn't made or packaged in the states, didn't have English labeling or any clear directions of any kind so I figured you prepared it like rice. So I did that, and it was well, kinda gross but really filling. Tried making it with broth and it was slightly more palatable. Figured it was an acquired taste, so on my "fast" days I've been trying to, um, acquire it. Because it really is filling as fuck.

Anyhow. Come to find out that you're not supposed to eat it by itself - you're supposed to mix it in equal parts with real rice, so it cuts the calories by half.

Doh!

So yeah, I tried that today. It's way better when you eat it how it's meant to be ett! You don't even notice it when it's mixed in with rice. lol
 
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