The Isolated Blurt Thread VII: 7th Heaven

[lovetoread]

i had the chocolate ones. those are good, but i've had them before. the banana cream ones are made of evil, because it sounds delicious but i can't eat that shit so fuck them. the blue ones i've only heard about. any good taste-wise? like they don't taste like smurf cum, right?

They taste awful. If it was good, it would be worth the Smurf spooge.

apparently LTR has, too

You do something one time....

 

[pointless]

oh, and to be more clear about why i care about chocodiles all of the sudden...

http://www.latimes.com/food/dailydish/la-dd-hostess-return-chocodile-20140710-story.html

 

[BradBigBrain]

I watched Smurf porn once. It hurt my childhood.

Wait...didn't we watch that together...and get off?

 

[pointless]

They taste awful. If it was good, it would be worth the Smurf spooge.



You do something one time....

bummer. still, i might have to find out myself just for kicks.

 

[thør]

You do something one time....

It was just one goat.......

 

[lovetoread]

It was just one goat.......

omg, the other day thumper said he was gonna buy a goat. I had to ask if he was planning on replacing me.

 

[Saint Peter]

Maybe he just wanted some decent chow.

 

[thør]

omg, the other day thumper said he was gonna buy a goat. I had to ask if he was planning on replacing me.

Does he have a cute name for it?

 

[Wings]

Did you guys see the new self serve beer machines they've just put in Target Field in time for the All Star Game?

As if you can get the correct head on that.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Did you guys see the new self serve beer machines they've just put in Target Field in time for the All Star Game?

As if you can get the correct head on that.

She said head.

 

[lovetoread]

I don't think he's named it yet.

 

[BradBigBrain]

I don't think he's named it yet.

I don't either. What is it we're talking about?

 

[lovetoread]

The goat.

I think.

 

[BradBigBrain]

The goat.

I think.

Greatest of all time?

 

[lovetoread]

Petey, I saw one of these on that spammers site and it looks so neat.

Can you make one?

http://image.dhgate.com/albu_412776062_00-1.0x0/adult-products-male-stainless-steel-anal.jpg

 

[MonaLittle]

Petey, I saw one of these on that spammers site and it looks so neat.

Can you make one?

http://image.dhgate.com/albu_412776062_00-1.0x0/adult-products-male-stainless-steel-anal.jpg

Oh you Naughty, Naughty Girl.

 

[Bacigalupo]

Petey, I saw one of these on that spammers site and it looks so neat.

Can you make one?

http://image.dhgate.com/albu_412776062_00-1.0x0/adult-products-male-stainless-steel-anal.jpg

What's the penne for?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

What's the penne for?

Probably to check if your noodle is al dente or not.

 

[thør]

Oh you Naughty, Naughty Girl.

Lucky Thumper!

 

[Bacigalupo]

http://rosalarian.tumblr.com/post/89667395285/rosalarian-my-friend-called-me-a-fecal-wizard

 

[Que]

And I say
Hell yeah
Hell yeah, hell yeah
Fuckin’ right
Fuckin’ right, all right
(And we say) Hell yeah
Hell yeah, hell yeah
Fuckin’ right
Fuckin’ right, all right​

 

[Saint Peter]

Petey, I saw one of these on that spammers site and it looks so neat.

Can you make one?

http://image.dhgate.com/albu_412776062_00-1.0x0/adult-products-male-stainless-steel-anal.jpg

Fabrication is easy.


Installation is your problem.

 

[Wings]

I'm not complaining that I've got a lot of plans in the next 3 days but I'm feeling a little overwhelmed just thinking about it.


I just want to go see Dawn of the Planet of the Apes though.

 

[Noor]

God damn it! Is this a bad dream, am I just hallucinating? Please don't be real but it's real, I can feel it, I have felt it for days.
I want to go to sleep with you and not wake up.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I'm not complaining that I've got a lot of plans in the next 3 days but I'm feeling a little overwhelmed just thinking about it.


I just want to go see Dawn of the Planet of the Apes though.

#WhatMattersMost
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