Auditioning for FWB

MetroNYGal · Jul 3, 2014

Married mother of teens holding auditions for FWB the week of July 20 in metro NY area. Looking for a discreet lover who wants to be more than a fuck buddy.

The position is a LTR that's physical in nature, but also needs an emotional connection. I want to enjoy your conversation as much as I enjoy your cock, but, make no mistake, I want to enjoy your cock frequently.

I'm beautiful, sexy, intelligent, and have been told my eyes alone could stop traffic. I've also been told I have the sex drive of an 18-year-old male.

Prefer married men, looking for companionship as well as sex, but I am not looking for a new husband, or an excuse to leave mine.

Respond with why I should choose you.

Prerequisites:
6' or taller
Not overweight
Sense of humor
Intelligence and wit
Within two hours driving time of NYC area
Roughly 38 to 55
Daytime availability a plus

andyomama66 · Jul 6, 2014

MetroNYGal said:
Married mother of teens holding auditions for FWB the week of July 20 in metro NY area. Looking for a discreet lover who wants to be more than a fuck buddy.

The position is a LTR that's physical in nature, but also needs an emotional connection. I want to enjoy your conversation as much as I enjoy your cock, but, make no mistake, I want to enjoy your cock frequently.

I'm beautiful, sexy, intelligent, and have been told my eyes alone could stop traffic. I've also been told I have the sex drive of an 18-year-old male.

Prefer married men, looking for companionship as well as sex, but I am not looking for a new husband, or an excuse to leave mine.

Respond with why I should choose you.

Prerequisites:
6' or taller
Not overweight
Sense of humor
Intelligence and wit
Within two hours driving time of NYC area
Roughly 38 to 55
Daytime availability a plus

Bumping for you.

MetroNYGal · Jul 7, 2014

andyomama66 said:
Bumping for you.

Thanks! I do rely on the kindness of strangers....

Lone_Wanderer · Jul 7, 2014

MetroNYGal said:
Married mother of teens holding auditions for FWB the week of July 20 in metro NY area. Looking for a discreet lover who wants to be more than a fuck buddy.

The position is a LTR that's physical in nature, but also needs an emotional connection. I want to enjoy your conversation as much as I enjoy your cock, but, make no mistake, I want to enjoy your cock frequently.

I'm beautiful, sexy, intelligent, and have been told my eyes alone could stop traffic. I've also been told I have the sex drive of an 18-year-old male.

Prefer married men, looking for companionship as well as sex, but I am not looking for a new husband, or an excuse to leave mine.

Respond with why I should choose you.

Prerequisites:
6' or taller
Not overweight
Sense of humor
Intelligence and wit
Within two hours driving time of NYC area
Roughly 38 to 55
Daytime availability a plus

Good luck with your search!

DirtyRicardo · Jul 7, 2014

Thanks for writing this ad, I am by no means near NYC and do not travel there, but this ad makes me think they should have a category on Lit for "Hot Ads". Honestly, I read this and had the filthiest thoughts.

Thank you!

BadTeacher49m · Jul 7, 2014

Oh, it's such a shame I don't live closer. I think we could really enjoy each other's company.

I wish you luck though!

bigjonno09 · Jul 8, 2014

Bump for you

juan tractor · Jul 8, 2014

good luck to you. and good luck to me, i don't meet any of those criteria... well, i do actually meet the three easy ones (sense of humor, intelligence and twit, and daytime availability). and that last one's only even "a plus"... but i'm rooting for you

MetroNYGal · Jul 8, 2014

Thanks all! It's a needle in a haystack kind of search....

MetroNYGal · Jul 9, 2014

One last bump for the road

panasix · Jul 9, 2014

MetroNYGal said:
Married mother of teens holding auditions for FWB the week of July 20 in metro NY area. Looking for a discreet lover who wants to be more than a fuck buddy.

The position is a LTR that's physical in nature, but also needs an emotional connection. I want to enjoy your conversation as much as I enjoy your cock, but, make no mistake, I want to enjoy your cock frequently.

I'm beautiful, sexy, intelligent, and have been told my eyes alone could stop traffic. I've also been told I have the sex drive of an 18-year-old male.

Prefer married men, looking for companionship as well as sex, but I am not looking for a new husband, or an excuse to leave mine.

Respond with why I should choose you.

Prerequisites:
6' or taller
Not overweight
Sense of humor
Intelligence and wit
Within two hours driving time of NYC area
Roughly 38 to 55
Daytime availability a plus

Might you have a sister or cousin in Southern California?

MetroNYGal · Jul 9, 2014

I actually DO have a cousin in Southern Cal, but she's a bit of a bible thumper so I don't think she and I would share these desires.

cliteatingman · Jul 9, 2014

I'd love to but I don't qualify

MetroNYGal said:
Married mother of teens holding auditions for FWB the week of July 20 in metro NY area. Looking for a discreet lover who wants to be more than a fuck buddy.

The position is a LTR that's physical in nature, but also needs an emotional connection. I want to enjoy your conversation as much as I enjoy your cock, but, make no mistake, I want to enjoy your cock frequently.

I'm beautiful, sexy, intelligent, and have been told my eyes alone could stop traffic. I've also been told I have the sex drive of an 18-year-old male.

Prefer married men, looking for companionship as well as sex, but I am not looking for a new husband, or an excuse to leave mine.

Respond with why I should choose you.

Prerequisites:
6' or taller
Not overweight
Sense of humor
Intelligence and wit
Within two hours driving time of NYC area
Roughly 38 to 55
Daytime availability a plus

MetroNYGal · Jul 9, 2014

Lots of DC area boys.... Maybe I should move.

BigNPheisty · Jul 9, 2014

MetroNYGal said:
Lots of DC area boys.... Maybe I should move.

Come on down . . . . Would love to host you.

Mockingjay · Jul 9, 2014

Good luck!

I bet there are men available (single and probably meets your requirements) in your area.

People on Lit come from your neighborhood to the deepest dungeons of the world and the far corners of Mars' lands.

juan tractor · Jul 9, 2014

MetroNYGal said:
I actually DO have a cousin in Southern Cal, but she's a bit of a bible thumper so I don't think she and I would share these desires.

i would say something about their sexual prowess, but that might be considered profiling...

thecuriousgeorge · Jul 24, 2014

and he sees this as the week of the 20th draws to a close... probably too late to convince a traffic-stopping lady of my own sparkling wit, abundant charm, geographic desirability, and physical attributes.

Anomaly1964 · Jul 24, 2014

Why can't you live in Tampa...?

Scrivener_ · Jul 24, 2014

Alas, I don't have the right equipment to satisfy you, but if you're ever willing to try and bat for the other team...

just4friends · Jul 24, 2014

No way!

No one ever stepped up?
This is criminal!
New Yorkers ... Shame on you
You should visit SF

just4friends · Jul 24, 2014

Equipment...

Scrivener_ said:
Alas, I don't have the right equipment to satisfy you, but if you're ever willing to try and bat for the other team...

Both teams have can use new equipment like realdoe, feeldoe, share, nexus, or tons of knockoffs.... I am sure you know how to manage her equipment better. We owe that logic to "Seinfeld". Then again is it fair to actually go to bat with two bats? Would either team allow that?

ArsonGrey · Jul 24, 2014

I don't meet all those requirements but I'm 27, live very close to NYC, and I'm 6"1'. I'm not overweight but I'm not a bodybuilder. I enjoy making people laugh and I'm not married.

Anonymous_stranger · Dec 10, 2014

MetroNYGal said:
Married mother of teens holding auditions for FWB the week of July 20 in metro NY area. Looking for a discreet lover who wants to be more than a fuck buddy.

The position is a LTR that's physical in nature, but also needs an emotional connection. I want to enjoy your conversation as much as I enjoy your cock, but, make no mistake, I want to enjoy your cock frequently.

I'm beautiful, sexy, intelligent, and have been told my eyes alone could stop traffic. I've also been told I have the sex drive of an 18-year-old male.

Prefer married men, looking for companionship as well as sex, but I am not looking for a new husband, or an excuse to leave mine.

Respond with why I should choose you.

Prerequisites:
6' or taller
Not overweight
Sense of humor
Intelligence and wit
Within two hours driving time of NYC area
Roughly 38 to 55
Daytime availability a plus

About me:
42, 6'1", 220 (average, not a gym rat but not a flab monster either)
college education
paying job, part-time teacher with daytime availability
Hoboken location, can sometimes host daytimes...

Why you should choose me? Because I know the difference between they're, their, and there; I am a damn good kisser (and not just on the lips), and I can go for HOURS and then hold you close afterwards....

and because I am modest to a fault.

NYC_Man · Dec 10, 2014

I've also been told I have the sex drive of an 18-year-old male.

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