Blowjob academy--really???

[Privates1stClass]

Ran across this today--'So apparently blowjob classes are big in Moldova'

You can attend a 'blowjob' academy to learn how to do it right. Is there a plot bunny in there somewhere? How about the homework? What's the final exam like?

http://metro.co.uk/2014/07/02/so-apparently-blowjob-classes-are-big-in-moldova-4784577/

 

[Swilly]

What degree do you end up with?

 

[lovecraft68]

I heard the curriculum sucks there.

Look someone had to go there, its just usually me who does.

 

[TxRad]

What degree do you end up with?

Whiplash

Similar plot bunny in this story;

The Dick Whisperer

 

[SandraMustard]

Someone-unnamed-here graduated Magnum Cum Loud

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Someone-unnamed-here graduated Magnum Cum Loud

Wouldn't that be Magna Cum Loaded.

 

[lovecraft68]

The whole Idea is hard to swallow.

 

[TxRad]

The whole Idea is hard to swallow.

That's what the advertisement said. That's why you go to the school.

 

[SandraMustard]

The whole Idea is hard to swallow.

Good one. That starts you at the head of the class.

 

[drteetho]

Good one. That starts you at the head of the class.

You've just said a mouthful.

 

[Handley_Page]

So I said to this bird "Don't talk with your mouth full; it's rude".

 

[SandraMustard]

You've just said a mouthful.

Your honesty is too much. I almost choked on my reply.

I wonder where the lab specimens come from; J. Holmes Taxidermy?

 

[patientlee]

If I'd known that was an option, I would have checked a different box when choosing my college major. I have a teaching certificate, after all.

 

[SandraMustard]

I never went to college (discounting certification courses) so I couldn't even minor in this. Could anyone earn an honorary degree with enough accumulated life experience?

(Hubby's contribution I would expect a mine-blowing experience.

 

[TxRad]

I never went to college (discounting certification courses) so I couldn't even minor in this. Could anyone earn an honorary degree with enough accumulated life experience?

(Hubby's contribution I would expect a mine-blowing experience.

It's all according to just how much accumulated life experience you have.

 

[BuckyDuckman]

I'm confused, would scoring a 69 be good or bad?

 

[sr71plt]

I never went to college (discounting certification courses) so I couldn't even minor in this. Could anyone earn an honorary degree with enough accumulated life experience?

(Hubby's contribution I would expect a mine-blowing experience.

The recently deceased poet Maya Angelou never graduated from college--but she did enough to receive over fifty honorary degrees.

 

[patientlee]

The recently deceased poet Maya Angelou never graduated from college--but she did enough to receive over fifty honorary degrees.

But probably not that one.

 

[Hypoxia]

Aren't most colleges de-facto BJ academies?

 

[RicoLouis]

Ran across this today--'So apparently blowjob classes are big in Moldova'

You can attend a 'blowjob' academy to learn how to do it right. Is there a plot bunny in there somewhere? How about the homework? What's the final exam like?

http://metro.co.uk/2014/07/02/so-apparently-blowjob-classes-are-big-in-moldova-4784577/

The final is a very long oral exam.

 

[StrangeLife]

Getting a good education is hard work...

 

[SandraMustard]

I can just imagine the orgies ... er, large gatherings cramming for finals.

 

[StrangeLife]

Not everybody can pull it off... some wont be able to cut it.

 

[BuckyDuckman]

So a husband walks in on his wife blowing the UPS man and she gets to claim she's only studying?

And what of the Dom who sends one of her male slaves to class for training. Man, that would be embarrassing!

"Show and Tell" day must be interesting, too!

 

[StrangeLife]

They need a catchy yet still suitable letter-head of course....

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-52jpgpPcZ4M/UiBT-9Kqu0I/AAAAAAAAAD0/v-hiewVuatY/s225/Logo%2Benglish%2B%25282%2529.png