Stuck in a hotel room...

[Kelorn]

...looking for a female to talk to on Yahoo.

 

[JustA30m]

Ditto. Sucks huh??? Hahahaha.

 

[cumunder]

Why are you stuck can not you get up and walk out the door?

 

[GingerSnap3]

Why complain? I love hotel rooms.

 

[ohsalamanca]

Call room service! Order in-room porn! Build a pillow fort! So many possibilities!

 

[GingerSnap3]

Call room service! Order in-room porn! Build a pillow fort! So many possibilities!

Exactly! And don't forget to steal alllll the tiny soaps!

 

[ohsalamanca]

And the tiny shampoo and conditioner and lotion! Or use them all in the shower and become a giant bubbly mess, then call room service.

 

[RiverKnight]

big difference in the city you are in....stuck in a small town now...

 

[GingerSnap3]

And the tiny shampoo and conditioner and lotion! Or use them all in the shower and become a giant bubbly mess, then call room service.

Call and ask for about a bajillion towels before attempting this.

 

[ohsalamanca]

The horror!

 

[ohsalamanca]

Call and ask for about a bajillion towels before attempting this.

Oh now you tell me.

 

[GingerSnap3]

Come on, this is Entertaining Yourself in a Hotel Room 101.

Have you even opened all of the drawers yet???

 

[ohsalamanca]

Draw masterpieces on the complimentary scratch pad with the complimentary pen!

 

[GingerSnap3]

Jump on the bed!

 

[ohsalamanca]

Great idea! And after that grab the complimentary glass, press it against the wall, and listen to the couple in the next room fuck. Free adult entertainment!

 

[GingerSnap3]

Great idea! And after that grab the complimentary glass, press it against the wall, and listen to the couple in the next room fuck. Free adult entertainment!

No need for extra charges on your credit card when you have a glass!

Hit the hot tub/pool area.

There are always more towels down there, too, in case you want to build a really elaborate towel igloo.

 

[ohsalamanca]

 

[GingerSnap3]

Ride the elevator up and down for a while. You can really start some interesting conversations once you hit all the buttons and they have to stand in there with you forever waiting to get to their floor!

 

[RR71]

Speaking of hotels...

Recently I had to spend the night in a hotel prior to a minor surgical procedure about 3 hrs from my home near the hospital, so i stop for the night at Sleep Inn..

I was quite please at how clean and updated the whole room was.. reasonable price, nice room, good amenities in the morning..

Plus my next door neighbor gave me some really really loud nocturnal mating calls around 11 till 1130...

... Didn't need a glass on the wall for that one!

 

[GingerSnap3]

Speaking of hotels...

Recently I had to spend the night in a hotel prior to a minor surgical procedure about 3 hrs from my home near the hospital, so i stop for the night at Sleep Inn..

I was quite please at how clean and updated the whole room was.. reasonable price, nice room, good amenities in the morning..

Plus my next door neighbor gave me some really really loud nocturnal mating calls around 11 till 1130...

... Didn't need a glass on the wall for that one!

Did you give them a round of applause?

 

[RR71]

I had to give the guy a mental high five...

From her reaction.. he was hitting all the right spot....she was quite a lusty wench...

 

[ohsalamanca]

Should've recorded it with narration and posted to Literotica. Better than a Nature Channel documentary.

 

[GingerSnap3]

Or a really good actress....

 

[RR71]

Or a really good actress....

You could be right, Ms. GingerSnap, she could be acting or performing the time honored trickery...known as...

"...lets get him off real fast by pretending he's hitting my spot, but really I'm balancing my check book inside my head and working out my peanut brittle recipe from mom's recipe book..."

Could happen..

Ah.. women don't fake it...or do they? Please tell me YOU don't, Ms Ginger..please..say it aint' so...

 

[ohsalamanca]

Beggars can't be choosers. Any port in a storm. Dance with the one who brought you. I'm running out of cliches...