The voodoo Dildo

[RicoLouis]

Works like a voodoo doll but is just a dildo, after the spell is cast and a few drops of the victums cum is rubbed on the dildo they feel everything done to the dildo in there cock and balls.

 

[tekgirl]

Works like a voodoo doll but is just a dildo, after the spell is cast and a few drops of the victums cum is rubbed on the dildo they feel everything done to the dildo in there cock and balls.

I know some people who probably wished that worked in RL.

 

[BiTodd]

wood be nice....

 

[Sean Renaud]

Interesting concept. I think the only problem is you have to be in a fairly "high" magic scenario for this to work without seeming silly. Like the kind of world where a couple in a long term relationship making a Voodoo Dildo would be considered eccentric but not flat out impossible. Otherwise I think you're asking too much of the reader.

The only alternative becomes meeting some Voodoo Witch out in the bayou but that begins raising the question of why? If she liked the guy surely there are kinder things she could have done for him and if she didn't. . .well why waste time.

 

[RicoLouis]

Guy goes down for marty gras and hooks up with a voodoo priestess. He thinks its a one night stand but his cock now belongs to her.

 

[FantasyXY]

Guy goes down for marty gras and hooks up with a voodoo priestess. He thinks its a one night stand but his cock now belongs to her.

That is an interesting take. A payback for a one night stand that the priestess thought would be more.

So in the story...
The priestess creates the dildo, curses it, then abuses tortures it. The guy is in immense pain. She even holds it over a flame and he has to put his cock in ice water at the company party to cool it off... wait, get more serious.

Okay, more serious now...
He figures out that the priestess made the dildo and he steals it. He puts it in a box for safe keeping. Later his wife finds it and starts playing with it and the guy starts having erections and creaming in his pants. This happens at work, at his parents, and in front of his kids kindergarten teacher...

Oh crap, this really ends up a screwball comedy no matter what.

If someone is good at writing comedy, it could be fun.

 

[Hypoxia]

The original voodoo dildo was crafted around 1801 and has cursed generations of players ever since. It is irresistible. Any who pick it up MUST apply it (to themselves or others) with ecstatic but usually fatal results. Only those with extraordinary auras / powers / craft can survive an encounter, but they are usually driven insane. The story follows a line of survivors and their post-dildo sexually-insane exploits. (Cue the plantation owners, BBCs, and bayou beasts.)

 

[feistyphoenix]

I'd read it. Lol

 

[Carnevil9]

The original voodoo dildo was crafted around 1801 and has cursed generations of players ever since. It is irresistible. Any who pick it up MUST apply it (to themselves or others) with ecstatic but usually fatal results. Only those with extraordinary auras / powers / craft can survive an encounter, but they are usually driven insane. The story follows a line of survivors and their post-dildo sexually-insane exploits. (Cue the plantation owners, BBCs, and bayou beasts.)

This sounds like it is right out of H.P. Lovecraft. "If I had only known what eldritch horrors awaited me that accursed night, if I had only foreseen the squalid portents of my impious actions, I would never have picked up that malignant phallus, but would have left it to fester in that foetid bog for all of the eons of the Earth...."

 

[Hypoxia]

This sounds like it is right out of H.P. Lovecraft. "If I had only known what eldritch horrors awaited me that accursed night, if I had only foreseen the squalid portents of my impious actions, I would never have picked up that malignant phallus, but would have left it to fester in that foetid bog for all of the eons of the Earth...."

X.X. Lovecraft. Or G.M. Lovecraft. But please, never L.W. Lovecraft. The world could not survive such horror.

Actually I was inspired by a cross betwixt Marie Laveau and Benjamin January, but twisted. Very twisted. But Lovecraftian drums in the midnight swamps, sure. Voodoo drums are always good.