Carnevil9
King of Jesters.
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- Jul 19, 2006
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There's a thread in the sexuality forum about "Cumshot Accuracy," asking why guys can't be more accurate with where they shoot their cum 
Anyway, one of the replies was, "It's a cock, not a sniper rifle!" That got me to thinking. I know, that's always dangerous!
What if a guy happened to develop an extremely accurate and long distance cumshot? And not only that, but he took a dietary additive to make his cum totally lethal. Maybe if ingested; maybe just with skin contact. Or eye contact. Then he could use his cock as a sniper rifle.
Think of the advantages:
- no hardware to sneak past the guards
- no shell casings left at the scene
- no bullets or ballistics left with the victim
- (there would be the problem of leaving DNA on the victim, but I'm sure we can hand-waive that away somehow)
It would be the perfect crime! Or, if not crime, the perfect government-sanctioned hit.
This would make a great story. You'd have espionage, intrigue, personal growth, and maybe a side plot with his girlfriend where he doesn't take the poison additive and they play all sorts of bedroom games.
Anyway, it's a bit too nutty for me. Free to a good home.
Anyway, one of the replies was, "It's a cock, not a sniper rifle!" That got me to thinking. I know, that's always dangerous!
What if a guy happened to develop an extremely accurate and long distance cumshot? And not only that, but he took a dietary additive to make his cum totally lethal. Maybe if ingested; maybe just with skin contact. Or eye contact. Then he could use his cock as a sniper rifle.
Think of the advantages:
- no hardware to sneak past the guards
- no shell casings left at the scene
- no bullets or ballistics left with the victim
- (there would be the problem of leaving DNA on the victim, but I'm sure we can hand-waive that away somehow)
It would be the perfect crime! Or, if not crime, the perfect government-sanctioned hit.
This would make a great story. You'd have espionage, intrigue, personal growth, and maybe a side plot with his girlfriend where he doesn't take the poison additive and they play all sorts of bedroom games.
Anyway, it's a bit too nutty for me. Free to a good home.
