ladies sound off -MEN PAY ATTENTION!!!

[littleguy]

If you could tell men at least one thing bout what you really would like, or let us know what were doing wrong (please be kind)what would it be. Please be specific as we sometimes nieed more than a nudge. Photos welcome.

 

[StrayKat]

What I would really like

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GvNIifYsbrE/TiXXcX0wNkI/AAAAAAAAA1s/uwz7Fo5uiWM/s1600/doing+the+dishes.jpg

You are welcome.

 

[EctoJohn]

What I would really like

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GvNIifYsbrE/TiXXcX0wNkI/AAAAAAAAA1s/uwz7Fo5uiWM/s1600/doing+the+dishes.jpg

You are welcome.

I can do that.

 

[LWulf]

Little guy, just because you don't know what to do doesn't mean the rest of us don't.

Frankly, no matter how long a list you get here, you will still get it wrong. The reason is, because "what ladies want" is different from lady to lady. Find out what the individual lady you know; wants, and you'll find her most appreciable. Do things she doesn't want but what another lady wants, and she will be most unimpressed.

Maybe this joke will help in a sense

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. All a man simply has to do is/be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food and Beer

 

[Erochic]

What I would really like

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GvNIifYsbrE/TiXXcX0wNkI/AAAAAAAAA1s/uwz7Fo5uiWM/s1600/doing+the+dishes.jpg

You are welcome.

I was going to post, but thought I'd just leave it at this

 

[MsLead]

a clean shirt is necessary..........don't argue....
checked shorts don't go with Hawaiian print shirt.......believe me....
money doesn't grow on trees..............go out and look.....

ok I'm sure this doesn't happen to anyone else............but at my house...a regular occurence

 

[StrayKat]

I can do that.

Can=/=will.

"what ladies want" is different from lady to lady.

Yup. For me it would be

1. Show up naked
2.Do the dishes

You can keep the rest.

I was going to post, but thought I'd just leave it at this

Glad to see your beautiful self back in your AV

 

[littleguy]

LWulf



Little guy, just because you don't know what to do doesn't mean the rest of us don't.

Asking a question doesnt mean i dont know what i'm doing. Its a fairly common way people use to gather more information than they already have. Its kind of a process... I wont bore you with details but its called "learning"

i'm glad that your knowledge of women so vast it can be summed up in a simple joke.


a couple simple thing you may want to add to your list: opening doors;a backrub;watch a movie with her(let her pick the movie) and a simple kiss and "i love you" .

 

[stickygirl]

Be a feminist too, by which I don't mean the stereotyped perpetually angry feminist. Maybe if you checked out what it really meant, and all men did, we could focus on more pressing problems in the world: equality shouldn't be one of them.

btw - this will prob get bumped over to the Playground later ( it isn't a Fet or Sex topic )

 

[liveforlust]

Little guy, just because you don't know what to do doesn't mean the rest of us don't.

Frankly, no matter how long a list you get here, you will still get it wrong. The reason is, because "what ladies want" is different from lady to lady. Find out what the individual lady you know; wants, and you'll find her most appreciable. Do things she doesn't want but what another lady wants, and she will be most unimpressed.

Maybe this joke will help in a sense

HOLY CRAP! I have to remember all that? I can't even remember my phone number half the time. I'm doing as best I can with her birthday and anniversary. LOL!!

 

[EctoJohn]

Can=/=will.

Can AND will.

Shit, I have to do the dishes every day, otherwise the sink would overflow.

The way I was raised, I'm no stranger to doing chores.

 

[LWulf]

Asking a question doesnt mean i dont know what i'm doing. Its a fairly common way people use to gather more information than they already have. Its kind of a process... I wont bore you with details but its called "learning"

i'm glad that your knowledge of women so vast it can be summed up in a simple joke.


a couple simple thing you may want to add to your list: opening doors;a backrub;watch a movie with her(let her pick the movie) and a simple kiss and "i love you" .

Well, first, your thread title is "...MEN PAY ATTENTION" which suggests that there is something that "MEN" don't know.
Second, your reply contradicts itself from one second to the next. First by saying "I know what I'm doing" then saying "I'm learning" which means you don't know something.

Apparently your "details" of "learning" hasn't yet included understanding that a joke isn't meant to be taken literally. Jokes usually play off of assumptions and stereotypes.

However, thinking a joke is meant literally is an "assumption" on your part, which is primarily the point of what my entire post was about. Making assumptions or stereotyping is foolish, especially regarding women.

Some like to pick the movie, some want the man to have the balls to make a decision. Some like kissing, some don't (rare granted, but there are some and you just blew it with that lady if you make that assumption based on a stereotype).
Again, this was the bulk of my point in commenting.

But you ARE right about one thing, you got a LOT to learn. Like learning that someone who tells you something for your own good, isn't a person who is trying to break your balls.

Making stereotypes isn't necessarily bad, but making assumptions based on stereotypes is.
/class out.

 

[Curiouscouple8]

Little guy, just because you don't know what to do doesn't mean the rest of us don't.

Frankly, no matter how long a list you get here, you will still get it wrong. The reason is, because "what ladies want" is different from lady to lady. Find out what the individual lady you know; wants, and you'll find her most appreciable. Do things she doesn't want but what another lady wants, and she will be most unimpressed.

Maybe this joke will help in a sense

Subject to change at any time.

 

[NiceNastyMann]

Little guy, just because you don't know what to do doesn't mean the rest of us don't.

Frankly, no matter how long a list you get here, you will still get it wrong. The reason is, because "what ladies want" is different from lady to lady. Find out what the individual lady you know; wants, and you'll find her most appreciable. Do things she doesn't want but what another lady wants, and she will be most unimpressed.

Maybe this joke will help in a sense

Now really. I'm a far more complicated creature than that!

High heels and stockings.

A case of Sam Adams Hopology.

You make it sound like us guys are sooo easy!!

 

[TheLM]

As if women even know what they want.

 

[LWulf]

Now really. I'm a far more complicated creature than that!

High heels and stockings.

A case of Sam Adams Hopology.

You make it sound like us guys are sooo easy!!

Indeed. And some are far simpler.

My fridge is always packed and I don't like beer.
Naked? Yeah, even that is negotiable (clothes half torn off is always cool)

 

[Erochic]

Glad to see your beautiful self back in your AV

Thank you I'm glad you noticed and I'm glad you like it

I so often see you posting on threads and you say what I was thinking, but articulate it far more eloquently than I could

 

[Erochic]

Now really. I'm a far more complicated creature than that!

High heels and stockings.

A case of Sam Adams Hopology.

You make it sound like us guys are sooo easy!!

Oh damn.... I very rarely wear high heels (especially not to bed). I have been known to wear stockings, but not pantyhose.... which I abhore.

And I'm afraid I had to google Sam Adams Hopology.

Yep, too complicated for me

 

[NiceNastyMann]

Oh damn.... I very rarely wear high heels (especially not to bed). I have been known to wear stockings, but not pantyhose.... which I abhore.

And I'm afraid I had to google Sam Adams Hopology.

Yep, too complicated for me

Hmm. Six pack of cold beer, tee shirt and denim cut offs?

 

[Erochic]

Hmm. Six pack of cold beer, tee shirt and denim cut offs?

That I can do

I do have a nice pair of denim cut offs ... With sunflowers painted on them

Hmmm.... Do I put a bra under that tshirt or not?

Me - I might just go for a sundress with no underwear, but I guess I could adapt a little.

 

[NiceNastyMann]

That I can do

I do have a nice pair of denim cut offs ... With sunflowers painted on them

Hmmm.... Do I put a bra under that tshirt or not?

Me - I might just go for a sundress with no underwear, but I guess I could adapt a little.

Oh what the heck, forget the beer who needs the calories.

Choices choices. No bra of course under the tshirt - the cut offs hugging your curves, emphasizing them, showcasing your derrière, the rise from your hips to your waist...

OR

A light, breezy sundress - clingy at times, at others hinting the loveliness beneath - no panties which of course focuses the male mind on nothing BUT their missing presence...

A wonderful conundrum!

 

[vibes]

What I would really like

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GvNIifYsbrE/TiXXcX0wNkI/AAAAAAAAA1s/uwz7Fo5uiWM/s1600/doing+the+dishes.jpg

You are welcome.

And yet ... http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-11-05...round-the-house-get-more-action-well-sort-of/

 

[AbsintheFather]

And yet ... http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-11-05...round-the-house-get-more-action-well-sort-of/

Yeah - I don't think it helps either. If I didn't do anything it would hurt the situation, but it definitely doesn't get her hot and bothered.

My wife's work is seasonal and she works a lot more this time of year. So in the Summer I do almost all the cooking and cleaning. Other times of the year it's 50/50. Plus I do 4-8 hrs/wk of outside yard work. She does all the laundry, I do all the dishes. Plus I make over 80% of the family income so believe me I pull my weight and know of which I speak..

 

[Porkwarrior]

If you could tell men at least one thing bout what you really would like, or let us know what were doing wrong (please be kind)what would it be. Please be specific as we sometimes nieed more than a nudge. Photos welcome.

That every woman is a unique person and don't appreciate being treated as a homogenous blob of Estrogen?

Edit -- Sorry didn't make it past the first post, apparently the "Pussy Padewan" is still learning. Yeah, his training is nowhere near complete.

 

[TJReilly]

You've got to be kidding! What women want from men? Women want cock! Big hard cock! If we didn't have a cock, women wouldn't speak to us at all. You are not asking what women want from men, you are asking what women will tolerate to get what they want. The more they want the man, the more they will tolerate. If you don't believe that, ask yourself, when was the last time you saw a jock without a woman. Regardless of what they say, what they don't want is a wimp in an apron: they want a man that looks and acts like a man. If you want a woman, start looking and acting like a man who knows what his cock is for. A woman will tell you how much she hates knuckle-draggers, but she will crawl right back in bed with him while her husband is home washing dishes.