Old dogs & new tricks

[Primalex]

I'm not going to write much about me - you should know me already and if you don't, you can easily figure out who and how I am. Do your homework before talking to me.


I'm looking for a female person who manages to stop me from writing sentences like the ones above, because she would frown and I would care enough about her that I wouldn't want her to frown. I'm not quite sure which qualities are required for such a task. Being used to guiding stubborn people (i.e. nurses, teachers) or manipulating older men (feisty daughters) might come in handy though.

 

[StrayKat]

Unicorns, fairies and other mythical beings --------> that way

 

[Primalex]

Oh yes, you also should not mind my groupies. They are harmless.

 

[Monica_112]

What a refreshing ad. looking forwrd to seeing how the lesser known 'I'm a bit of an ass, only you can stop me' approach works for you

 

[Endless_Night]

Unicorns, fairies and other mythical beings --------> that way

Oh yes, you also should not mind my groupies. They are harmless.

You two! Get a room!

Seriously....

 

[StrayKat]

You two! Get a room!

Seriously....

That would end in excessive amount of violence from both sides probably

 

[HatsuneMiku]

Well from what I can tell, you two seem perfectly suitable for each other personality-wise (also judging by your interactions).

Unless your forum personalities differentiate from how you really are in real life I don't see why you two shouldn't get with.

Anyway I am going to be honest. Primalex I think you are SUUPER cute and I want to be your brotato and have your broabies.

Here is a picture of me feeding you a potato, and what our relationship could potentially look like if I didn't already have a boyfriend.

 

[Endless_Night]

That would end in excessive amount of violence from both sides probably

Hmmm. And here I would've thought that right up your - and his - alley.

Silly me.

 

[All_4_Love]

because she would frown and I would care enough about her that I wouldn't want her to frown.

This made me smile

It's a quite charming ad, much like your quite charming, very dominant personality.

Good luck in your search for....

uhhh...

hmmm...

well...

A feisty, well-educated baby girl with a nursing career?

 

[Primalex]

Anyway I am going to be honest. Primalex I think you are SUUPER cute and I want to be your brotato and have your broabies.

Here is a picture of me feeding you a potato, and what our relationship could potentially look like if I didn't already have a boyfriend.

Awwwe. I'm more a pasta and rice fan.


The good news:
I don't mind your boyfriend. The next time you are having sex with him and close your eyes, you'll think about me anyway. And there is nothing you can do against it. So it's like me getting the credit and someone else the work.

 

[StrayKat]

Hmmm. And here I would've thought that right up your - and his - alley.

Silly me.

Dishing out yes, but being on the receiving end no so much.

I don't mind your boyfriend. The next time you are having sex with him and close your eyes, you'll think about me anyway. And there is nothing you can do against it. So it's like me getting the credit and someone else the work.

You should have added "ridiculously easily pleased in sex" in OP.

 

[Primalex]

You should have added "ridiculously easily pleased in sex" in OP.

I didn't want to brag.

 

[StrayKat]

I dont know how you managed to present yourself as modest in that context but well played.

 

[Endless_Night]

I didn't want to brag.

I dont know how you managed to present yourself as modest in that context but well played.

Some days I just come on to see...well, whatever it is that you two do.

The running kitty avatar is my fav!