Randy the guinea pig impregnates 100...

[3113]

...that's 100 female guinea pigs. Seems he either escaped the all male guinea pig enclosure into the female one or was accidentally put with the ladies. He remained there, unnoticed, for something like six weeks and, from the results, thoroughly enjoyed himself. Story here. He's going to be dad to about 400 babies.

The rodent himself:

http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/ad_136982868.jpg?w=650&h=443&crop=1#038;h=683

Turn Randy and his little ladies into humans and you have an instant plot...guinea pig.

 

[TxRad]

I'd say he was aptly named.

 

[Aynmair]

...that's 100 female guinea pigs. Seems he either escaped the all male guinea pig enclosure into the female one or was accidentally put with the ladies. He remained there, unnoticed, for something like six weeks and, from the results, thoroughly enjoyed himself. Story here. He's going to be dad to about 400 babies.

The rodent himself:

http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/ad_136982868.jpg?w=650&h=443&crop=1#038;h=683

Turn Randy and his little ladies into humans and you have an instant plot...guinea pig.

Sounds exhausting, though he's going to die one happy pig!

 

[R. Richard]

...that's 100 female guinea pigs. Seems he either escaped the all male guinea pig enclosure into the female one or was accidentally put with the ladies. He remained there, unnoticed, for something like six weeks and, from the results, thoroughly enjoyed himself.

Why do you say accidentally? Maybe one of the employees decided to go into the guinea pig business. Maybe one of the employees took pity on the male guinea pig and decided to let the little guy have some fun.

 

[StrangeLife]

You can certainly tell from that bloodshot eye that he doesn't get a lot of sleep these days.


At least he won't have to worry about putting them through college...

 

[Mockingjay]

Wow! He's like the guinea pig counterpart of Genghis Khan.

The litters are quite a number, but... Who's going to look after his litters?

 

[3113]

Sounds exhausting, though he's going to die one happy pig!

It was reported that when they did discover him, he was sleeping the sleep of the exhausted in a small pile of hay

The litters are quite a number, but... Who's going to look after his litters?

Alas, like most guinea pigs, Randy is a deadbeat dad. He's going to leave that to the moms and those that feed and water them all in the animal park where they all live. Of course, his sons will go to the male enclosure, so maybe there'll be some bonding there. He can teach them how to woo the ladies (not that it's hard when you're the only male in the enclosure ).