Has anyone here ever considered writing something featuring the old myth of penis-gobbling vaginas? I doubt it'd get past censorship on here of course - more than just a little overly twisted - but still, I feel there is so much potential there for some darkly comedic erotica...
Vagina Dentata
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lovecraft68
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Yeah the penis is sacred here
Then again NH gets away with a lot hereThere was a SCi Fi series by Julian May. The Pliocene saga? 4 books all told I know a couple were The Golden Torc and The Adversary
Anyway one of the alien races the females had teeth in their pussies which was self defense from ever getting raped. They would retract the teeth to be with their lover, but anyone else.....
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Some time back I suggested a story title and first line that could be adapted here:
ROSES ARE RED, TOO - "What a lovely cock," she whispered, just before biting it off.
Change that to "...just before her toothy pussy bit it off" ...and it still might not be approved. Hmmm, maybe "just before her toothy pussy bit into it" might pass. But it lacks punch. Oh well.
ROSES ARE RED, TOO - "What a lovely cock," she whispered, just before biting it off.
Change that to "...just before her toothy pussy bit it off" ...and it still might not be approved. Hmmm, maybe "just before her toothy pussy bit into it" might pass. But it lacks punch. Oh well.
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No bad, bad Hypoxia.
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Vagina Dentata has been done to death. We need a new twist. How about this:
A planet where ALL the women have pussy teeth, it's just the norm. Naturally, this means they need dental hygiene down there. Our story would focus on a main character who is a pussy dentist. (Dento-gynecologist?) His day is full of cleanings, fillings, extractions, what have you. Okay, say "ahhhhh..."
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "down in the mouth."
A planet where ALL the women have pussy teeth, it's just the norm. Naturally, this means they need dental hygiene down there. Our story would focus on a main character who is a pussy dentist. (Dento-gynecologist?) His day is full of cleanings, fillings, extractions, what have you. Okay, say "ahhhhh..."
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "down in the mouth."
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Orthodontics. (Pussy braces?) Sonic dental cleaners that are dildonic devices. (Some prefer brushing by hand.) What happens with wisdom teeth? Who gets gold crowns and implants? Et fucking cetera.
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I would have called it "Chomp!"
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Yes, that's the name.
haha yes, I think that movie popularised the idea to some extent...Camille Paglia also wrote about it and was mentioned in the credits.
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Oh, the vagina dentata concept waaaay predates that movie. Or movies in general, for that matter. But it probably did introduce the term to a new generation who hadn't heard of it previously.
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Flip-n-switch: A guy finds his cock has grown teeth and loves to munch... whatever -- the interiors of vaginas, rectums, mouths, navels, ears, eyes, noses -- as well as nibble on fingers, toes, ear and nose exteriors, small animals, etc. Next twist: A tongue (gender irrelevant) grows teeth.
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Yesssss...
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