Most Unusual Wank Location

Ritonav

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Where is the most unusual place where you have had a wank? Mine was on the top of a mountain I’d just climbed. It was an enhanced high!
 
Maybe on a Thai long-tail boat going from Phattaya Beach to an outlying island. But it was for show with follow up on the island.
 
Mine was on an active construction site in my truck while I was watching a bulldozer build a building pad. I got the urge, couldnt fight it off, so I had at it right there. Luckily my windows were tinted...
 
Mine was on an active construction site in my truck while I was watching a bulldozer build a building pad. I got the urge, couldnt fight it off, so I had at it right there. Luckily my windows were tinted...
In front of the altar in a Catholic church
 
me

Quite often in my office with people just outside and once in my car while on a long drive.
 
On a Sail Boat ...

... in the middle of lake, at mid day, in a very light breeze! And I guess that's why they call the spot were sail the boat from the cockpit! ;)
 
thanks Sasha

I forgot about the sailboat, but it was in the cabin, not the cockpit. Now i just have to figure out how to get my friend onboard :)
 
Ive done both on a busy highway while driving and on a greyhound bus...but that was pretty much grabbing myself through my pocket, nothing exposed.
 
OH! The tank thing reminded me...

I rubbed one out on Uday Hussein's golden shitter in his Baghdad palace that got bombed all to shit during the "Shock and Awe" airstrike!

Proudest moment of my life. Ive told everyone about that. I cant believe I didnt say that one first.
 
Golf course, last weekend.

I woke early and without a tee time I just went to the course and off I went. Only one group ahead. It was warm and I had decided to use a cart instead of walking. So while waiting on the tee box, my hand drifts to my cock...and I do a slow massage and rub. By the time the green was clear i'm totally thick.

Landed my shot to the right of the green (hard to swing straight with a semi-hard cock, and I KNOW I'm missing out on some precum...) so I hit a couple more - no one around.

By the time I'm ready to chip and putt, I'm thinking I need to come, and soon. The porta pottty was an option but instead I tucked into the trees near the back side, and just release my cock to nature. Hard in seconds - not bad for the 46 year old - and I start thinking wouldn't it be cool if someone was watching? I'm no exhibitionist but that idea got the blood flowing and I knew I wouldn't last long.

Lubed up the head of my cock, and fisted tightly just the head while rubbing with my left...three, two.....one........... coming! I can't shoot ropes but the first shot was long and thick...followed by my usual flow...and I'm grunting away. anyone nearby would have heard... Use the come to continue the lube job and since my orgasms are always intense, this was even better - so I used my left hand to take a little into my mouth. I rarely do that but it felt & tasted soooo good naked and outside.

Cleaned up a bit and played the hole. But all the while thinking - I need to do that again. some day. Tee time on Saturday is 6:20....
 
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