How do I hate thee, Autocorrect? Let me count the ways...

[Wild_Honey_66]

Tell us all of the ways in which autocorrect is the bane of your existence.


Yesterday's winner:
**********************

Him: school always gets out now.

Me: because of the heat?

Him: yup

Me: cock, sorry.

 

[elusive_buttrfly]

If I type cat I mean cat not cor or car... I mean why isn't cat enough?

 

[Violetvixen1]

Him- I'm all clean.

Me- good, be there in just a sex.

Me- I mean sex

Me- no really a SEC... Aw fuck it. I'm cumming.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Y'all still going to Laptop Minarets later tonight? (La Mina)

 

[Goldenfire]

How do I love thee? Let me count the gays.
I love three to the depth and breadth and hymen
My soul can felch, when fucking out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal breasts.
damn autocorrect.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

How do I love thee? Let me count the gays.
I love three to the depth and breadth and hymen
My soul can felch, when fucking out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal breasts.
damn autocorrect.

That was just beautiful. Thank you.

 

[Violetvixen1]

I kinda live this thread.

Love- I typed love dammit!

 

[VanGogh66]

I hate autocorrect but luckily it has not been as bad as any of these for me.

 

[TwoShades]

LMAO

I was laughing as soon as I saw the title.....

 

[Goldenfire]

That was just beautiful. Thank you.

Wanks, Wiley Homey.


I mean, Thanks! Wild Honey!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

You'reE=Goldenfire;57136574]Wanks, Wiley Homey.


I mean, Thanks! Wild Honey![/QUOTE]

"Wanks"??

*kitty giggles*

You're quite welcome.

 

[smallgirl]

I needed a laugh tonight..and this thread did it.
Thanks y'all.

 

[Goldenfire]

I needed a laugh tonight..and this thread did it.
Thanks y'all.

Yeah thanks, this was a GOOD THREAD!!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Yeah thanks, this was a GOOD THREAD!!

What is this WAS stuff??

Are you killing it already??

*whispers*

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

What is this WAS stuff??

Are you killing it already??

*whispers*

*whimpers*

(Fuck you, autocorrect!)

 

[Goldenfire]

*whimpers*

(Fuck you, autocorrect!)

Was? i meant IS!! FUCK YOU autocollect!!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Was? i meant IS!! FUCK YOU autocollect!!

Goldenfive, I wink I lobe uou.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Well, Victoria's Secret will never hire me, but it seems to be popular with the Mongols.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

I think my worst one ever was .............. I'm cumulative.

Not nearly as hot as ............. I'm cumming.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I think my worst one ever was .............. I'm cumulative.

Not nearly as hot as ............. I'm cumming.

Au contraire, that's freakin' sexxxyyyy!!

(*snickers*)

 

[Jaime_H]

This isn't strictly on topic but it reminded me of it.

Last night, BBC2 (That's a TV station for those of you across the water that has no advertisements) was celebrating 50 years of comedy.

One item was about an 80's comedy show called "Not the 9 o'clock news".
A song was called "Kinda lingers" which was all about oral sex, the actual lyric being cunnilingus.....

Well, I thought it was funny.......

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*giggles*

 

[hatlover123]

I have since turned autocorrect off my phone.

BUT!!

I received this gem about 10 mins ago from someone....

"Since when do you want to shave your balls in my mouth"

autocorrect fail!

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

Got one the other night that said urgent...I want your clock

 

[Byron999]

Got one the other night that said urgent...I want your clock

"Masturbation is the thief of time"