Practical advice in NC (Triad)

[LaughingJohn73]

Long time listener, first time caller.

So, I am married with a hall pass that expires in a month or two. My instructions were a firm "I don't want to know about it" so discretion is a factor in what will be a FWB discussion.

I have a place of my own, a burner phone, email address not tied to anything else, and started using Ashley Madison.

Many questions come to mind.

Literotica, my beloved site, is associated with Fling. Does this site work well for people? Is there a way to use a prepaid for cash Visa gift card to activate them because I have tried in three separate ways and talked to customer service once and that has not yet happened. Links to a real live credit card seem sub optimal

I understand the general ten guys to each woman ratio and accept that as a sad reality. I met one lovely lady this past weekend, whose situation makes follow through not prudent to me, but another one or two might work out. I live with hope.

Where else, but here, would one suggest visiting? What details, if any, would one like to know about me. I am a near babe in the woods here and could use some advice. Should I link to more than one email account to facilitate communication? Will the Braves get into the World Series and is it morally wrong to fake orgasms? What do women really...

You get the idea.

John

 

[cumunder]

The Braves will never get in the world series

 

[DiablosWhore]

.... I am a near babe in the woods here and could use some advice. .... John

You asked for it, right? So, ...my advice is to forget this entire foolish endeavor and catch up on your reading. Fiction, non-fiction, historical, mysteries, ....anything except erotica. Take it out of your pants ONLY to pee and to wash it, nothing else.

Diablo's Whore ...I'd never cheat on Diablo! ;=)

 

[Asshungry]

My question is this. What has she done that she was willing to give you a hall pass? My wife would never, and if she even thought I was I would wake up with my balls in my throat.

 

[LaughingJohn73]

Well, in order of importance to the world:

The Braves will definitely get back into the World Series, probably before the Cubs.

I will keep myself clean, continue reading broadly, but may not give up this endeavor.

Believe the Hall Pass or not, your choice. Details on why will not be forthcoming. I can understand being cynical about this.

 

[millhouseBob]

You're so screwed!

Laughing my ass off here, and you know all she would have to do is walk into a bar and she'd have her pick of half the guys there. But i am laughing in sympathy, this sounds like a no-win situation. Is the sex that bad? And do you think this is going to make it better?

Best of luck!
Keep us posted.

 

[LaughingJohn73]

You're right, it is funny in a way and that comment about the wife in a bar after minimal work is probably about right. So, I will see if common sense clubs me on the head.

 

[LaughingJohn73]

OK, so all the feedback so far is along the line of Nancy Reagan's "Just Say No". I'll listen to all comments, but might amble over to the cheating thread for a moment first....

 

[NiceNastyMann]

Faking orgasm

Morality really doesn't come into play here - it's more a question of, logistics.

Fellatio - clearly unless very large quantities of recreational substances are involved - faking is problematic. Naivete on the part of your partner here may help though. Still - doing the whole "oh God oh God!! Sweet....Yes...ohhh....fuck fuck....ohhh gggohhhddddd...." thing without ejaculation? Not a good idea.

Intercourse - speaking from practical experience - at some point things do have to come to a close. And here it's best if both parties are - how shall I say it - being polite? Both can put on a masterful performance, then move on for the evening.

Best to have some kind of backup plan though - perhaps this is the time to confess to that secret creampie eating fetish you've always wanted to indulge in - that way the, uhm, lack of discharge - is easily explained.

Of course this does create some other, tertiary issues. Hopefully - in this instance - the lady in question isn't into snowballing. Then too, she isn't so overcome with passion from your unexpected display of amatory prowess that she wants a repeat performance.

Hope I've helped here.

 

[LaughingJohn73]

OK, practical advice was more focused on meeting appropriate people and discretion and less on what might be referred to as actual performance.

 

[NiceNastyMann]

OK, practical advice was more focused on meeting appropriate people and discretion and less on what might be referred to as actual performance.

Oh, discretion...

Ashley Madison - marketing is right, so might work for you.

 

[Erochic]

Morality really doesn't come into play here - it's more a question of, logistics.

Fellatio - clearly unless very large quantities of recreational substances are involved - faking is problematic. Naivete on the part of your partner here may help though. Still - doing the whole "oh God oh God!! Sweet....Yes...ohhh....fuck fuck....ohhh gggohhhddddd...." thing without ejaculation? Not a good idea.

Intercourse - speaking from practical experience - at some point things do have to come to a close. And here it's best if both parties are - how shall I say it - being polite? Both can put on a masterful performance, then move on for the evening.

Best to have some kind of backup plan though - perhaps this is the time to confess to that secret creampie eating fetish you've always wanted to indulge in - that way the, uhm, lack of discharge - is easily explained.

Of course this does create some other, tertiary issues. Hopefully - in this instance - the lady in question isn't into snowballing. Then too, she isn't so overcome with passion from your unexpected display of amatory prowess that she wants a repeat performance.

Hope I've helped here.

A friend of mine once told a story about a time when he unexpectedly ended up entertaining two lady friends back to back.

He'd had a very energetic time with the first lady friend and had depleted his reserves.
He was happy to go again with lady friend two, and didn't have any problems getting hard, but he was finding it hard to cum. He can't explain the problem, because that would mean spilling the beans about lady friend one.

He has her in doggy and is pumping away, and makes all the right noises.... And pulls out and spits on her back.